Hey everyone, I plan on getting my dog high tonight, any suggestions?
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Hey everyone, I plan on getting my dog high tonight, any suggestions?
just blow all the smoke in his face
Don't forget to post pictures please :)
Keep it to a low dosage, you dont' know how well a dog will be able to handle it.
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Originally Posted by Likes to build bongs
Yay lucky puppy....I agree with the blow exhaled smoke at it's face. Yay!! :p
And remember, take pictures damnit.
:eek:yes dont my friends dog died like that he went to sleep and did not wake up :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Likes to build bongs
put it on the roof lol :D
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Originally Posted by bigverybig
god how much weed did you give that dog to kill it
i don't know how that could have possibly happened unless the dog was extrememly old and had a heart attack or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigverybig
if he wants to walk away...let him.
Please consider this before forcing the issue...
Dear Lord,
Please watch over our humans, they are so weak.
They have no claws or teeth, they can't run fast or fly away, neither
can they burrow or build a nest in which to be safe.
They smell bad, do strange things that aren't
altogether intelligent, and have no real ability to communicate with us,
although we are able to figure out what they want.
Lord, grant US the ability to watch over our humans, care for them,
cheer them when they are down, make them laugh, smile, and shower them
with our love.
We pray that we can bring a little joy into their
otherwise mundane existence.
Lord...please let them know that when we insist on
getting attention, it is so we can check their emotional well being and
boost their morale.
When we pester them for different foods, toys, etc, its so they will
learn to see us in ways they hadn't considered, bringing them closer and
back into the fold...which they are part of but keep forgetting about.
They expect us to know what they want even though
sometimes they don't know what we want.
Some of them really try and we know they love us but some of them are so
dumb yet our love for them remains intensely unfaltering.
Lord, when we die, please make sure to send us ahead to wherever our
humans are going to be, so we can pave the way for them, vouch for them and
be there for them when they too die.....please allow us to continue
proving the humans are worth the effort.
You placed these humans in dominion over us, but you charged us with the
task of caring for them and SHOWING them your love every one of them.
God bless these mere mortal humans, they know not that we are their
guardian angels sent in love to task them so that they may grow to be
part of your plan.
You and Us God... we'll bring them back into the fold...you and us.
~Author Unknown~
LOL
^^ omgwtfbbq.
So did you get the dog high or what now?
Make sure you tell the dog to keep a good frame of mind :D
Put your mouth on the dogs ear and blow all that smoke right into his doggy-brain. How much could it hurt? Is he not gonna know how to lick his own balls anymore?
My brother got my dog high, and now she always turns her head away if he wants her to sniff a joint. She doesn't like it.
my friends dog always comes over so he can get a hit of weed when we are smoking lol
dogs are able to smell the toxin in marijuana smoke and can recognize that it will put them at a disadvantage as far as reflexes and instincts are concerned so, if the dog has god doggie instincts, it usually turns away. it just means your dog is in good health. more often then not, you'll have to hold the dogs mouth and blow the smoke in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stedric
Dogs and cats love weed just feed the hash cakes or or blow the smoke in their faces
Maybe it's just me,but doesn't it seem weird that a nurse is condoning getting a dog ripped?oh well get em fuckin seize modeQuote:
Originally Posted by Nurse73Karen
this is how we do my bulldog.........
cuff ur hand over its nose and blow like hell........
lol...
we get my bulldog stoned as hell....
she'll take every hit u give her.......
peace
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Originally Posted by tokinsmoke
ive seen it.......Nyla loves weed
almost as much as the bisciuts i feed her :)
i may give her a meal but i wont get her high
hey u know your a stoner when ya dog has DT's when u run out
jokes
peace
PS
hey tokin
tell toker
i just lit it
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Originally Posted by NowhereMan
lol
him and chris just got done tokin one....
u know Nyla hasnt been high for a while....
but i love it when she is...
she snores soooooo loud...
peace
yea i got my cat high once it was funny, it just ran into shit and sat there all zoned out and shit, it was great, we had it in the bathroom and blew smoke in its face, we also hotboxed the place too
Once got my friends cat rippd, she sat there for about an hour and didnt move. After that she (the cat) was continually harrassing me for foog :DQuote:
yea i got my cat high once it was funny, it just ran into shit and sat there all zoned out and shit, it was great, we had it in the bathroom and blew smoke in its face, we also hotboxed the place too
it really doesn't take much, my friends medium sized dog (isnt small, isnt huge, lol)
Its a spaniel, anyway - about 2-3 blows in the face is enough to definately be able to actually see that the dog is clearly high,, and yes - have a bowl of water and plenty of food and treats available for the dog because they DEFINATELY get the munchies.
Just go real slow with it, you don't want it too fucked, just one or 2 exhalations in the face should be fine.
Jonny
Why do so many people want to do this???
DONT GET YOUR DOG STONED!!!
HES NOT THAT HIGH ON THE FOOD CHAIN
HE'S BARELY LEARNED TO LICK HIS OWN GENITALS..LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!
thats the best advice so far.
Mine was just because i assumed he's set on doing it and so its better to do it safely than to let him hurts his dog!
Jonny
You should not do it,becouse it`s abiousing your dog.
It's abusing your dog? Hmmm! I disagree. Especially if the doggie likes it. Weed is so natural, it's sort of like, why WOULDN'T you get your dog high? What are your reasons? I haven't looked into it because I don't really have any urge to get my dogs high, but if there are actual reasons, you should state them. Alot more people will not get their dog's high if you say "wede cawses bloody stools in dawgzez! dontz do it!" rather then just "it's abusing your dog."
I think as long as you allow your dog to walk away if he doesn't like it, I don't think it's abuse at all. Is offering your friend his first hit abusing your friendship? Personally, I only get my cat high, and my cat simply loves marijuana. ((though don't feed it to your cat, because it's supposedly toxic for them to eat)) My cat always fondles my weed bag when I leave it on the table though.
I have seen both cats and dogs like weed and even beg for it. My bud's dog is so hilarious; if we are smokin and you kinda hold the blunt low, he will come up and lick it, yelping cause he licked the hot part. Yet he never learns. So we have to watch that fiend. His other dog which THIS dog killed hated weed, and hid inder a chair every time we smoked. Maybe thats why the weed-dog killed it.
I'm not going to say that MJ is bad for dogs because I don't know the facts. However dogs (and some other animals) do not sweat, they pant to cool themselves. Sweat is one way (among others) that humans get rid of toxins. Some veterinary drugs are the same as human drugs and some are not. Aspirin for example does not do the same thing in humans and some animals. It is possible that some animals do not process and excrete`recreational drugs the same way we do.
Are u saying that THC is a toxin!?!??! SACRELIEGE!!!! BURN THE HERITIC!!!!
I was reading on a dog website that if your dog eats bud or even gets a pretty good hit from you, especially if a smaller dog, they will die from marajuan toxicity
Website address:
http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body..._toxicity.html
read it for yourself
Where did it say the dog will die? Looked like a very small chance of death if the dog eats your stash. I had a puppy eat a bud once, about 2-3 joints worth of killer, with no noticeable damage. There is another thread somewhere about dogs eating stash and no one's died yet. I think a pet might be high for longer than a person due to them not flushing their systems the same way. And who knows what it feels like to be a stoned dog? But I don't think they are likely to die from it (and the vets apparently don't either). However Its good you put a link to an actual vet site on here about this.
hey dogs arent human, you know???
FUCK THE DOG GET ME HIGH..... :D
i know for a FACT that its not true...Quote:
Originally Posted by crystalcandy
my dog gets high every night and she loves it....
weed will not kill a dog.......
wtf
peace