Strains... Stupid kiddie garbage

It's just getting stupid. Back in the day you had that Columbian gold that was actually from Columbia, and you had the purple Afghani that was actually from Afghanistan. Now you got stupid ass kids playing with names, to drive up the cost of weed it's stupid, and sad. The best pot I ever smoked was that aforementioned Purple Afghani if you told someone only do a half bhong hit it just made them glaze over, glutton for the punishment. Crying snotting drooling hacking, I told you so, this dope made your chest feel like someone just punched the piss out of your chest.
All I get now is this sweet acrid burning sugar that all the little hippies rave about that don't know any better. Know this now! The big donkey dicks in Afghanistan put the balls in pot, and beats the snot out of any of that gay ass strain name crap. Know it you need to.

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The best pot I ever smoked was that aforementioned Purple Afghani if you told someone only do a half bhong hit it just made them glaze over, glutton for the punishment. Crying snotting drooling hacking, I told you so, this dope made your chest feel like someone just punched the piss out of your chest.

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mmmm sounds so enjoyable. :wtf:

Don't you just love being punched in the chest and hacking your brains out? Wow, those really were the good old days! hahahaha :blueknife:

Seriously though, smoked some shit like that recently..was NOT fun at all. Made me not smoke any weed for like 2 weeks....that sucked. :mad:

I mean who needs kind gentle & caring weed that tastes good anyways right? :hippy:

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Originally Posted by FreeDaHerb

Seriously though, smoked some shit like that recently..was NOT fun at all. Made me not smoke any weed for like 2 weeks....that sucked. :mad:

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This is exactly what this thread is all about.
Made you not smoke weed for 2 weeks???
If you can't hang, dang. Quit flooding the market with silly shit Let the big boys roll with the hard shit. QUIT!

No, your thread is about how that's the best weed you ever smoked, and some of us don't necessarily want to get completely blitzed out of our minds and stoned to the point of incapacitation or physical distress. I can smoke circles around you like a steam train on steroids trust me grasshopper. ;)

The point is that for some of us cannabis is more of a soothing medicine and not so much a need to get all fucked up and feel like your chest is caved in and coughing until your nutts hurt. There are real strains with real names and some of them are quite amazing. Most likely you have not personally experienced a great deal of authentic & distinct quality varieties "Big Boy".

Nonetheless, carry on doing what you were doing whatever that is. :D

Peace! :hippy:

Yea thats what I was saying you only need one hit. I'm sure you could smoke a bunch of crap all night good luck.

What's the fun in just ONE hit? Sounds like you are the one who can't smoke much bro! I'll roll ALL that shit up in a big ass blunt and smoke it to the head son! :S5:

My super purple nerple gurkle ferkle jerkle bumbaaaaaaaclot haze skunk ass crack juice vitamin water watermelon bud :baggy: is waaaaaaay better than your old tired played out old afghani terrorist shit any day grandpa!
I'll take the fuckin' Pepsi challenge blindfolded smoking your shit dude! hahahahahahahahaaaaaa :S2: :S3: :rastabanna:





Just having fun. :stoned:

I've got some stuff I've come to call Harvey Weed. About five tokes and you appear to others to be muttering incoherent comments to a six foot tall invisable rabbit. You know; from that old movie with Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd.

Or Gurney Weed. Same number of hits and yer feeling hot flashes and looking for a gurney.

One time that happened to me in a restaurant after having puffed up out in the car. Tip: Take deep breaths, breathe slowly, and sip your ice water, lol. It will go away soon enough. I actually found it sorta funny afterwards but the gal I was with sorta freaked while watching me "maneuver through the void" and said it was one of the goofier looks on my face she had seen for awhile. Then a little while later it hit her and she had to find a place to sit for a couple minutes. Being the gentleman that I am, I made no mention of the goofy expression I saw on HER face.

We actually had a hilarious night out that evening.

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Originally Posted by FreeDaHerb

What's the fun in just ONE hit? Sounds like you are the one who can't smoke much bro! I'll roll ALL that shit up in a big ass blunt and smoke it to the head son! :S5:

My super purple nerple gurkle ferkle jerkle bumbaaaaaaaclot haze skunk ass crack juice vitamin water watermelon bud :baggy: is waaaaaaay better than your old tired played out old afghani terrorist shit any day grandpa!
I'll take the fuckin' Pepsi challenge blindfolded smoking your shit dude! hahahahahahahahaaaaaa :S2: :S3:

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True Dat!!:S5::S5::S5::S5:

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Originally Posted by FreeDaHerb

What's the fun in just ONE hit? Sounds like you are the one who can't smoke much bro! I'll roll ALL that shit up in a big ass blunt and smoke it to the head son! :S5:

My super purple nerple gurkle ferkle jerkle bumbaaaaaaaclot haze skunk ass crack juice vitamin water watermelon bud :baggy: is waaaaaaay better than your old tired played out old afghani terrorist shit any day grandpa!
I'll take the fuckin' Pepsi challenge blindfolded smoking your shit dude! hahahahahahahahaaaaaa :S2: :S3: :rastabanna:





Just having fun. :stoned:

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What's the fun with ONE hit? Hmmmm... having to smoke less thus causing less damage to your lungs. Ehhh, getting more bang for your buck... why would you not want the most potent weed possible?? I've a pretty high tolerance, so I don't think there's a strain out there that's really "one-hit" for me anyway. So, is it really more fun to take 7 hits instead of 5? I'm not buying it...

I agree with the OP somewhat on the multitude of strains too. The names are getting pretty fuckin stupid too... "cheese". What happened to cool names like "Northern Lights", "White widow", "AK-47". All those names make sense! What the fuck does cheese have to do with getting blazed!?! Just saying man... and there's a ton of strains like that.

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)

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What the fuck does cheese have to do with getting blazed!?!

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I think this is quite obvious dude...


PIZZA :stoned: :jointsmile: :D

just smoke the weed and stop giving out people
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i love how the oldtimers complain about a little namechanging

lets face it gramps. 75% of the bud smoked before the 80s was commercial BS

ive talked to dozens and dozens of soon-to-be-seniors that have not seen weed like the stuff ive given them. some of them actually prefer the lower-quality stuff because they cant handle the 20% THC buds of 2009.

i dont care bout colombian or afghan OUTDOOR buds, i prefer cali indoors baby, the namebrands

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Originally Posted by MPLSweedman

i love how the oldtimers complain about a little namechanging

lets face it gramps. 75% of the bud smoked before the 80s was commercial BS

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as an 'oldtime grandpa' that's been smoking daily since the mid-60s, I agree the 'name game' does get a bit tiresome, but I can't agree with your "75%" comment :D ... that depends entirely upon your hookup sources ... I was fortunate to have access to the best around, at the time ... and, I agree with your indoor preferences, too ... but, although I currently grow some of the finest bud in the world (my 'NorCal Daddy's Girl' strain is fabulous, no other word for it), but it impresses me most, because it mimics some of the 'tripweed' I enjoyed in the 70's ... not bragging, it was just a dumb stroke of luck, on my part :D ... the authentic Panama Red, California Redbud, Thai Stick, Vietnamese Black, those are superb landrace strains that are probably lost forever, due to the hybridization of indicas into the mix, etc ... grow the best ya can, and enjoy it, the names don't mean much these days ... :jointsmile: