"Poor Mans FireNaps/Crackers"

To start this thread off it has been a very hectic weekend. Adding on to this misfortune of mine I have also recently become prone to constantly losing my lighters and have been forced to light things off the stove. Sorry for the rambling, it continues for i am pretty :stoned: at the moment. In addition I also had very limited medication left tonight for I forgot to replenish my stash.(notice the word "had" for fresh out HAH). So i decided to make a few of what I would like to call "Poor Mans FireNap".

Ingredients:
1.As many roaches you think necessary of your pick of herb
2.Peanut butter for structure (Really any kind works since we will also be adding Vegitable Oil but the more fat the better right?)
3.Vegitable Oil (DUH)
4.Crackers of your choice

First Preheated Oven to 280-300 oF

Using about 7-9 decent sized bone roaches of some decent mids, I began my quest for a way to sleep tonight. I got the good ol' JIFF pb out, and mixed in 2-3 decent sized tbl. spoons of pb with about a tsp. or so of vegitable oil.(Will be some what gooey). Then added what roaches I had after cleaning them of paper.(Note: I saved a bowl for incase :thumbsup:).

After mixing virgourously for several seconds I then started globbing my mixture onto the Ritz crackers I had opened for a meatloaf last week. Careful not to let any run off the sides i layered three crackers on top of eachother.

Then began to incase my creations in tinfoil wraps to secure them from the heat and keeping the smell away. I then sat and waited for 22-25 mins. All in while smoking my last bowl with a cigarette lit from the stove, thinking to myself about the pass few days.

I then indulged myself in 2 of the 4 triple layered firecrackers I made. After eating i began my way to sleep, oh man how I pray for sleep.

It has now been about an hour or so since, and I am still feeling my one bowl of ok mids? I think not :D for it is now changed to a quiet mellow feeling. Wanting to say a very low relaxing feeling, but not that of a come down. More so a constent steady feeling of calming. Just what I need tonight, now i think I will go and consume the other two.

Thanks for reading and STAY UP (Will update when next 2 have kicked). And please feel free to point out what i could have changed or any other recipes for firecrackers that you may know. I have lost my phone several times during this typing and have gone through various changes in my senses. :hippy:

Will have to try this one day. Seems very easy. :jointsmile:

Kinghazeee,

I don't know if it was the other doobie i came up on 20 mins ago or the lil things i made. But i am by far more gone now then before, and continue to rise above. Oh and i ate another half, had to give 1 and 1/2 to for the spliff though hah. But I'd do it again soon, got some Greendragon brewing up soon too.

Stay up and let me know how it goes :rastasmoke:

Usually eaten cannabis takes some 2-3 hours (or even more) to reach the peak of the high... 1 hour after eating the effects are just beginning... so it seems you will get HIGH... you lucky bastard! Enjoy it! :thumbsup::stoned::abduct::rasta::rastasmoke:

Coelho,

Must say full effects were not until about two hours after 1st serving. Then started a constant giggle like a little girl. Even felt it a little after getting up 5 after going to sleep at 3. So I must say I will be making another batch soon. Was very pleasant, and will try some new things next time.

Thanks for reading stay up :stoned:

Update: BOUGHT A CRAP LOAD OF LIGHTERS TODAY WOOH!

Will post next recipe with pics in a few days.

So next recipe will include Nutella and Smuckers Organic Peanut Butter (Creamy) with Keebler Grahams crackers. Couldn't remember if Unsaturated or Saturated was the prefered extracter.

If I want some quick medibles I get the ready to bake cookies, chop some good bud and stuff it in the individual cookie. Then cook per directions like 10 min and it works great. Not as good as my snickerdoodles made with cannabutter but a useable shortcut.

Thanks Rudy

Will have to try right now im digesting 2 firecrackers with 1.5G's in each of some really fresh good mids. cola nug weighs 7.8 G's

Thanks for the recipe Stay up :thumbsup:

Sounds good. If I eat that much I just have to sleep about 1 hour later. I have timed my snickerdoodles and they take 53 minutes until you start to feel them. By 1 hour 15 minutes there is no doubt. I am convinced that it is worth the extra effort and pain to make the cannabutter. From 2 oz of trim I can make about 1 lb of butter (you always lose some of the butter). I use 1/2 lb of cannabutter (1 cup or 2 cubes) to make the snickerdoodles and since they are small I get 70 or 80 cookies. They are all killer. I usually eat just one and am paralyzed with sleep an hour later. No tossing and turning and they help with my back ache.

I LOVE SNICKERDOODLES RUDY ! Recipe would be appreciated !

Second Attempt at FireCrackers and here it is

Preheat Oven to 285-300F

Ingredients:
1.Your Choice of Herb (I went with gram per cracker)
2.Nutella
3.Graham Crackers (Break in half for each one)
4.Organic PB (Tblsp. per cracker)
5.Vegitable Oil (1 Tsp.)

Step 1
Finely chop dryed herb (I used a Coffee Grinder to speed up and make finer)

Step 2
Mix Organic PB and Tsp. Vegitable Oil with herb vigoursly in bowl

Step 3
Dabb mixture on cracker (Dabbing works better since it will OOZ), Nutella spread on top cracker

Step 4
Encase in Tinfoil wrap (Protects from heat and Conceals Smell)

Step 5
Place in oven top rack, let cook for 20-22 mins at 285-300F

Step 6
Cool then Eat, Wait for 1-2 hours and ENJOY!! (HAD ME GONE TILL SLEEP TIME)

Thanks for reading Stay up :thumbsup:

Sounds good! Here are my recipes for cannabutter and snickerdoodles, enjoy.

I use two ounces of good trim with leaves that have some of the tricomes on them and an occasional tiny bud for each pound of butter. You can use buds instead but you won't need as much. I add 1 extra stick of butter since you never get it all back.

Melt the butter very slowly in a large enough pot
Add the trim and mix it in with a spoon
Turn the stove up and watch the mixture until it just starts to boil
Cover the pot and immediately turn down the temperature to the lowest simmer setting
Cook 8-10 hours no peeking
Strain through a cheese cloth from Bed Bath and Beyond into a glass or metal bowl (I always burn my hands but do it anyway)
Cool in the fridge or freezer

When the stuff cools enough I try to put it into one cup amounts in plastic bags then just freeze them. You need to squeeze the stuff when it is hot and I think they make some gloves for that but I have never bothered to find them. Besides I like to lick my fingers for an early killer buzz and the butter makes your hands real smooth.

Snickerdoodles
1 Cup cannabutter
1 1/2 Cups sugar
2 eggs
2 3/4 Cups all purpose flour
2 teaspoons cream of tarter
1 teaspoon soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 Tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon

Mix the cannabutter, sugar and eggs thoroughly. Blend the flour, cream of tarter, soda and salt then sift them and stir into the mix. Mix the 2 Tbs sugar and 2 tsps cinnamon in a small cereal size bowl. Roll the dough into 1 inch balls then roll them in the sugar cinnamon mix and place on an ungreased baking sheet. Cook at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.

I have found other information on the internet regarding making cannabutter and cookies in general that I plan to try some time but have not yet. They cook the butter for just two hours and cook the cookies and 275 - 300 degrees but for a longer time. Experimenting with these suggestions may or may not make them better as I have not tried them - yet.

Next recipe to come using cannabudder for a change its been a while.

I tried cooking the snickerdoodles at 300 degrees for 17 minutes instead of 400 for 10 min as the original recipe suggested. The cookies are fine and just a little chewier. I tried one and it seemed to get me a little more stoned and for a longer time. But more testing will be needed and will be enjoyed! Anyway you should probably try the lower temp and longer time.

The testing is pretty much concluded. Though not scientific. Everyone who has tried the cookies cooked at the lower temperature agrees that they are stronger and last longer.

Haven't had time to post more stuff but will be updating soon with new recipes. Thanks for posting rudy