Alright... as some of you may know, I was caught with a bong 2 months ago, and my parents have put me on a strict set of drug tests, 1 every 30 days, to see if I am staying clean.
2 months later, I am starting to miss smoking.
So here's my plan to continue smoking and passing my drug tests. I go to somewhere like Target or Walmart and buy 1 little sample bottle of shampoo. I empty out the shampoo and wash out the container really well. I go to a sporting goods store and go to the hunting section and get some of those little hand-warmers. You break them and shake them, and they get warm. I have already talked to a friend of mine that is clean always, and he is empathetic to my plight.
On the day of my drug test, the whole day would go like normal until 8th period. I would give him the shampoo container, he would go to the bathroom and fill it up. He would bring it back to me. I would put it in my pocket. As soon as the period is over, I would go to my car, crack 2 of the hand-warmers, and rubber band them to the bottle like this:
-------- hand warmer
(******) bottle
-------- hand warmer
Then I would take this "package" and put it under my balls. I would wear tighty-whitey underwear on that day, so I could put it under there no problem.
I would drive home and then my mom would drive me to the testing center. I would walk into the bathroom, close the door, and put the clean urine in the testing container, then urinate into the toilet. I would give the clean urine to the tester, he would dip in the test strips, and I would be on my way.
Is there any problem with this? Is there anything I should know? Is there anything I have overlooked? Let me know. Thanks!
