how to reach a new level of fucked

now im pretty sure the majority of you out there would know this, or sumthing very similar, but, in all honesty, itll trip u so bad u forget ur stoned...at least for a little while... it absically involves getting fucked up, the hyperventilating whilst suddenly changing the pressure in ur blood....first off, u just sit urself down somewhere low to the ground..the cup both hands over ur mouth, put ur head bout a foot from the floor, and start taking huge breaths in and out like a muthat fucker til ur head starts spinning...then let out a huge breath, and stand up, but whilst u stand up suck in a huge breath....now just hold ur breath and wait... :D peace

NOTE: after standing fro about 20seconds, you will fall straight to the gorund and land like a brick.takin out naything in ur path..washing machines included (these leave a nasty wound)... so make sure as u start to blank out u fall for sumtihng soft..i recommened a bed..mmm....bed

Been there. Done that. Blacked out. Forgot who I was, what I was thinking about, and how to distinguish one object from another in my field of vision. Lost touch with reality for a few seconds. Adjusted back and realized what the fuck just happened.

Yeah, it's a complete mindfuck (especially with a gravity bong) but I only do those hits occasionally because like you I have injured myself before, and even more often than that I've knocked over the bong in my stupor. Plus all that oxygen deprivation can't be good for your brain, but then again regular swimmers don't suffer from too many problems with that even though they hold their breath a lot.

i tend to agree... but i reckon everyone should try it at least once...jsut fall fro sumtihn soft, and ur set

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Originally Posted by Bunkyhope

u just sit urself down somewhere low to the ground..the cup both hands over ur mouth, put ur head bout a foot from the floor, and start taking huge breaths in and out like a muthat fucker til ur head starts spinning...then let out a huge breath, and stand up, but whilst u stand up suck in a huge breath....now just hold ur breath and wait

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do the same thing....but instead of taking big breaths of air....have a lung ready and haul on that bad boy.

aye done that before, cept a good idea is do it up against a wall and when you stand up cross your arms over your chest and have a friend charge you and keep squeezing you against the wall. that way you don't need to wait as long and because they're squeezing you you dnt fall and hurt yourself. i used to do it at school all the time to get out of goin 2 class

'round here we call that an elevator. squat down on the ground while holding your arms across your chest. have someone behind you sqeeze your arms across your chest while someone give you a shotgun. the person behind you lifts you up quickly while still holding you (to avoid injury when you pass out, because you definitely will). these are fun and get you incredibly fucked, just be careful because i've seen people go into seizures from this.

or...if ur tryin to reach a new lvl of being messed up....smoke 10 bowls in under 15 mins

i suggest an eighth of shrooms for anyone looking for a mindfuck. "what about what"

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Originally Posted by knuckles fearon

aye done that before, cept a good idea is do it up against a wall and when you stand up cross your arms over your chest and have a friend charge you and keep squeezing you against the wall. that way you don't need to wait as long and because they're squeezing you you dnt fall and hurt yourself. i used to do it at school all the time to get out of goin 2 class

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thats howme and my friends use to do it...in grade 2 :P

I never will try that trick. I don't want to risk dropping my bong or hitting it during a swan dive onto the floor.

I don't even really think it's cool to black out like that.

"Dude it was awesome! I got so fucked up I fell and lost 8 teeth! And my bong broke! EXTREME!!"

lol...agreed

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

"Dude it was awesome! I got so fucked up I fell and lost 8 teeth! And my bong broke! EXTREME!!"

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hahah. Yeah. Such is my thought pattern. Passing out and being confused for 20 seconds doesn't sound that cool.

Sound like it might be... unhealthy.

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

Sound like it might be... unhealthy.

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like smoking weed is any better for you? common...be realistic here...you know im right. it might not be as bad as smoking cigs but its most definatly worse than making urself pass out.

what the fuck is wrong with u man.. ya ti mtie be kinda fun but why in the fuck would u want to deal with ur blood pressure and oxygen deprevation like that??? are u really that poor 2 afford acid...that'll be mroe fun dude, trust me. and if you're looking for a "mindfuck"...just do some fuckin oxy...thata set u strate!

1) I wouldn't even know where to go to get acid or oxy. And I don't think I want to explore those drugs at this point in my life. I would rather just stick to weed for now.
2) Yes, I'm poor, thank you very much.
3) I've only done this a few times. It's not like I do this every time I toke up.
4) If you don't own a dictionary or a functioning memory of your school days, most computers come installed with word processors that can check your spelling for you.

Uhh i think most of those are just typos... anyway its not cool makin fun uh perples spalleng.

lol i cant get u some oxys ermitionto-blackin out is kinda stupid but i cant say anything cuz use to huff alot of dumb shit.but on the same token it fuckeeeed you up.LAntern fuel and Gm goodwrench somethingand starting fluid(ether)and duster.Good ol days .Use to walk down the street in the summer with a heavily doused shirt almost dripping in liquid and just huff and pass.Then i discovered e and dxm.

Lol, those are called Space monkey's man...lol. Here we have someone stand against a wall, breath hard for 2 minutes then take a huge breath and have someone push on their chest untill they pass out, I did it to my best friend cause he thought it would be funny to do while we were in summer school, when the teacher was walking in( I never had it done to me cause I thought they were stupid) and he passed out and had like a mini siezure lol.. He was fine after like 15 seconds though. and he got up and he didnt seem wierded out or anything, he said he didnt remember shit lol, he just remembered everything going black.

***can get u oxys^^^^^^

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Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist

***can get u oxys^^^^^^

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word.

whoever can get oxys, they need to email me. [email protected]

Yeah, where I grew up they were called black sunshines..

Instead of blacking out, I just hyperventilate a little after taking a hit.. to enhance the feel a little bit... I don't do it all the time..although I've noticed im doing it moreand more often.

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

"Dude it was awesome! I got so fucked up I fell and lost 8 teeth! And my bong broke! EXTREME!!"

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LMFAO!! EXTREME!!! :D :D

yeh guys, i know its fucked and will probly kill you, but, like i said 'reach a new level of fucked'..and thats wot it does... i didnt say it was healthy :rolleyes: oh well, we're all young and stupid anyhoo...who cares...

just fro the record, i dont do this heaps or anything...jsut a few times

rite ill try it ive seen sumone do sumit similar and not get up for a unhelthy amount of time http://tokes.1percent.com/?kraloth thought id leve a link

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wtf is that?

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Originally Posted by kronick

like smoking weed is any better for you? common...be realistic here...you know im right. it might not be as bad as smoking cigs but its most definatly worse than making urself pass out.

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I think the negative effects are more short term then long-term. It's not as if I'm saying you're going to get cancer from doing this 20 years from now.

So in short, it's my humble opinion that if you did this silly thing for a 15 second high every time I finished a big fat bowl, that you would die first.

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

So in short, it's my humble opinion that if you did this silly thing for a 15 second high every time I finished a big fat bowl, that you would die first.

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now what if u just do the passing out thing and not smoke up. who would die first? the person who tokes every day? or the person who makes them passout every day?

lol someone tried to put up a banner add or somethin

are you stoned or something?

kronick do u really think that weed is worse then knocking urself out

u my friend have been knocked unconiscous (sp) one to many times if u even have done it b/c im really lost and fucked

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ive only done it once, when i was 12...and im not gonna do it again...cause there is no point

I once passed out in my shower accidentally. I was holding a big hit for too long, and then I suddenly farted and laughed or choked or something and when I woke up I was on my back, dazed and terrified for like 3 seconds.

LMAO...farted...lol

lol farting never gets old

im 16 and i still laugh when i let a big one go

later

ill laugh if i let a small one go :P

yea, farting is funny