I see lots of posts from people wanting to know if they will "pass"
However I see very few stories of "I passed and this is what I did"
So pass or fail............................tell me what you did:stoned:
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I see lots of posts from people wanting to know if they will "pass"
However I see very few stories of "I passed and this is what I did"
So pass or fail............................tell me what you did:stoned:
i requested that family court test my ex-wife because i knew she was using
coke and the courts were willing if i was willing to be tested as well.
at the time i was a daily smoker so i was worried about my testing positive and
thought i'd have to test dirty the first time and quit smoking for a while.
then i remembered something an old truck driver told me and decided to give it
a try.
anyway, what he recommended was Golden Seal root, he said get the capsules
and take 3 a day for 3 days and drink plenty of water and i'd be ok,
(available at GNC or probably anywhere they sell vitamins)
so, because this was testing ordered by the state, i didn't get 3 days warning
so i started taking 5 a day, every day.
in any event, it was maybe a week after i started the Golden Seal that i got
the first letter from the state telling me to appear for my first test and what
do you know, i passed.
in total i took 4 tests spaced over the course of 6 weeks and passed all of them,
shit, the last test, i smoked a joint on the way to the courthouse!
lol, i passed my bro the roach, got out of the car, went in and pissed in the cup,
then went into the court persons office where he tested it right in front of me
and that test was negative as well.
a lot of people scoff at Golden Seal but it worked great for me!
Goldenseal does nothing. Its the water that makes people pass and not the goldenseal itself. They passed by merely diluting their system to where the sample registers below the screens cutoff threshold. These people wouldve passed anyway just on the water alone, without the goldenseal to go with it.
'These people' were me bro, and like i said, i smoked a joint, passed the roachQuote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
to my buddy, got out of the car and went into the courthouse and pissed in
the cup, no way water would be enough to make me piss clean, it had to be
the Golden Seal, despite what you think.
I quit smoking Mother's Day last year. Chronic daily smoker, over 40, not a good metabolism. I bought a bunch of THC tests online (2 different kinds) for about $2 a piece. Tested using dilution method (followed the sticky) and failed at 14 days. I was crushed. I had read 30-90 days (to get clean) was possible, but thought after 2 weeks I could dilute. Tested every couple of days. I NEVER passed my first mornings urine test.... could get a line after a few cups of coffee by day 21. This started to freak me out...I didn't want to fail!! I was a basketcase for that whole month. I already had the job through my former job and if I didn't pass that test, everyone at my former job would know and that was something I didn't want AT ALL. Not only would I not get the new job, but I was sure it would mess with my job recommendation (even though all that stuff is private... it would have gotten around that I didn't go to the new position because I failed the drug test... you think it wouldn't??) Anyhow, at first I thought subbing was out of the question because I didn't have the balls to do it. Soon I decided that it was the only 100% way to go. I ordered 2 QuickFix and got it in under a week. I bought a child's temp strip (about $2) and a 3oz empty travel shampoo bottle ($.99) at Walgreens and practiced with water. I got the water to 100 degrees via the tap..placed it where you guys can't... and tested every 1/2 hour for a few hours. Practiced being quiet and pouring the sample into the cup and tested the cup for temp. I was above 96 degrees on all samples, even after 4 hours, so I knew I was good to go. I drove to the lab (I had followed the dilution sticky perfectly and probably could have passed with my own urine if I had found subbing wasn't possible), waiting AN HOUR in the waiting room, then was instructed to put my purse in the drawer, and to go into the bathroom. The bathroom was private, with a loud fan going off... Easy as pie.. why was I stressin myself out the whole month??? Only needed half of what I brought (about 1.5 oz) to fill where he said to fill. Handed it to him, signed the paperwork and it was over. I know we are supposed to wait til first paycheck to start back up but I indulged about 24 hours after the test, and started my job on Monday. I NEVER mentioned the drug test... and neither did they. Still happily working.
Bozo.. I'm glad that you passed all your tests, and I don't want to offend you, but I cannot endorse goldenseal as a foolproof method to pass a drug test.
lol, thanks, and believe me, i'm not suggesting it's foolproof, just that it worked
for me.
frankly, if i had to do it again, i'd do as you did and invest in a few home tests
to check and see if it was effective before i trusted it again.
but it did work for me before, and it could not have been just the water.
and the original poster was asking for personal success story's and that's what
i gave him, my story, lol.
Despite what you think, you are assuming that it was the goldenseal caused you to pass (and you know what they say about "assumptions"). Your illogical conclusion that goldenseal works is known as a fallacy of causation. Its flat out wrong - period.Quote:
These people' were me bro, and like i said, i smoked a joint, passed the roach
to my buddy, got out of the car and went into the courthouse and pissed in
the cup, no way water would be enough to make me piss clean, it had to be
the Golden Seal, despite what you think.
What if you eat a can of worms and later passed your test, would you sit there and conclude that the worms were responsible? :rolleyes:
Bottom line is there is no product that can rid the body of THC. The only thing that can accomplish this is time and exercise.
In the drug testing forums, we like to keep things factual, because people come here with jobs and freedoms hanging in the balance. Anectdotes like yours can quickly cause an uninformed reader (that would assume what youre passing off as 'fact') to lose their job, or worse, end up in jail. Such readers deserve a better fate.
i've used quick fix brand fake pee a couple of times with great success. also a couple of my friends have used it with success. just follow the directions.
Quick Fix Urine
maybe you could take the time to read the original post rather than beingQuote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRhinoo
so judgemental dude. so far you've offered nothing but criticisms.
anyone who uses anything without testing it first for efficacy is a fool.
fact is, the original poster asked for personal stories and that's what i gave him,
my personal story. and like i already said, i was a daily pot smoker, burning maybe
3 - 4 grams a day at the time and i smoked a joint 10 minutes before the last
test and still passed it so you tell me, why didn't i test dirty if the Golden Seal
is just a 'myth' as you so sanctimoniously proclaim?
nah, i say, if you don't have anything helpful to share, then just stfu.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
What makes you think your anecdote is helpful?Quote:
nah, i say, if you don't have anything helpful to share, then just stfu.
Anybody can fabricate a story out of whole cloth in an effort to validate the so-called "efficacy" of Goldenseal.Quote:
like i already said, i was a daily pot smoker, burning maybe
3 - 4 grams a day at the time and i smoked a joint 10 minutes before the last
test and still passed it so you tell me, why didn't i test dirty if the Golden Seal
is just a 'myth' as you so sanctimoniously proclaim?
As I said earlier, anecdotes like yours can quickly land an uninformed person in the unemployment line, or worse, jail.
If you dont like the fact that the we hold the poster to a high standard of fact, well thats too bad. Thats how it is here and shall remain. And if this idea is not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you. The drug testing forum is not a playground - not when careers and freedoms are at stake.
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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
lol, you speak of 'we' as if you add something. you've been here since 2005.
what have you done in all those years?
except of course to now call me a liar!
lol, nah, it appears you're too busy espousing your own opinions to actually
take the time to read and understand others opinions.
read the original post, read my posts, then read your posts and you will see,
you've added nothing but criticisms and insults to the mix.
so, i say again, stfu or better yet, lets hear your 'anecdote'. lets see if you
have anything positive to add.
Call it what you will. Critical? Judgemental? You bet!! When people come here and make claims that goldenseal, magic potions, etc are the reason why they pass drug tests, I am very inclined to squawk about it. I call it being allergic to irresponsibility. Coming on here and claiming that goldenseal passes drug tests is downright irresponsible.Quote:
Originally Posted by justanotherbozo
And yes I read the OP. IMO, threads like this should not exist in the drug testing forum, because they lend themselves to stories that potentially cause harm to others (who have jobs and freedoms on the line) seeking info on passing drug tests. Your touting of goldenseal is a prime example.
you are certainly entitled to your opinion, and apparently, so is everyone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
Bozo............it's been well known for years now...goldenseal does not work.....period.
it worked for me, period.Quote:
Originally Posted by billos
it was well known for many years that the world was flat.
I did a little research and it looks like Goldenseal possibly was effective against an old test that isn't used anymore... a TLC test. Kinda sounds a little bit like the aspirin and the EMIT test.
Goldenseal is a plant and you can get either the root or the leaves in pill form. It's also a liquid or tea. The liquid is rumored to absorb slower than the capsules. Goldenseal is a diuretic, but works no better than other diuretics. Furthermore, NORML reports that Goldenseal is now being tested for. Taking Goldenseal is a foolish waste. Goldenseal has shown to work on occasion. However, some labs are reportedly testing for Goldenseal. Goldenseal is very unreliable, and California NORML advises against using it. Goldenseal (as a screen) only works on the TLC test, which is not used anymore.
and...
Unfortunately, one aspect of goldenseal that has driven the market in recent years is the notion that goldenseal will somehow affect the outcome of urinalysis for drug testing. This practice is a part of American folk culture, evolving from a novel by pharmacist John Uri Lloyd. Stringtown on the Pike, the most popular of his eight novels, was published in 1900.
Anyway, Bozo was just telling us HIS story, and I truly think he believes that it helped (maybe he had an old test?) He is not a first poster in this forum and probably knows lots more about growing than we do. He has good reputation here and we should show him some respect. Although I wonder what he'd do if I posted some outdated information in the growing section of this forum?? :)
Chill out guys... its ok. I'd still like to hear some more success stories... :thumbsup:
thanks for the vote of confidence suzieque and i appreciate that you didn'tQuote:
Originally Posted by suzieque
just spew criticisms but rather presented evidence of a sort.
in any event, you make two very valid points, first that i only told my story,
which is what the original poster was asking for.
the second valid point is that the tests are different now than they were.
the fact is it was several years ago when i took those tests and used the
Golden Seal so maybe that's why it worked for me.
i also made it clear that you should do some home testing before you trust
whatever method you decide to use.
btw, you are right that my focus is on growing weed and not on finding ways
to beat drug tests. frankly, i normally don't involve myself in these sorts of
threads and only chose to respond to this one because the original poster
was asking for personal success story's and i felt my story would be appropriate.
in any event, here are some of my CFL buds for you to ogle, lol, this is where
my heart is.