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Trying to pass a piss test for probation got 9 days smoked 4hrs ago;) wonder if anyone has trying moth balls in bleach and eat them, my brother tried this before and passed one for them but what i want to know is how many should i eat? Don't want to end up in hospital cause i ate one or two too many after ya know
It's hard to say what would kill you first?...the chlorine bleach?...or the moth balls?
my money is on the bleach
wtf...this sounds like a TERRIBLE idea...theres MUCH better ways to pass a drug test, search the site, has very useful methods, that dont involve poisoning your body:thumbsup:
:wtf3:Quote:
Originally Posted by bcs2009
Have you lost your mind?!
Para dichloroaminobenzaldehyde. (Mothballs)
Is not for human consumption.
Niether is Sodium Hypochlorite.:eek:
Sounds like a good way to nuke your liver.
One, is too many.
Got to be the dumbest canna-myth ever.
Weeze wanders off shaking his head and mumbling
<What da hell is wrong with these fools>
Your brother must really hate you and don't mind seeing you dead. On the other hand dead will pass the piss test. Tell some one else before you do it so they can come on the forums and tell us how much you suffered and foamed at the mouth and how long it took to kill you. You know just in case I want till kill myself in a crueling manner some day.Quote:
Originally Posted by bcs2009
Wait, you LIKE to put mothball in your mouth?
What are you, a gay moth?
Bada-bum!
W.
lol weezard!
:jawdropper: :wtf4: :confused::wtf4: :confused::wtf4: :jawdropper:Quote:
Originally Posted by bcs2009
You can't be serious. Mothballs are a POISON! :wtf:
There are now even studies suggesting that prolonged exposure to the fumes alone can cause liver and kidney failure, as well as severe anemia. Eating one might not kill you (or it might), but why subject your body to the toxic effects of any volatile substance? No offense, but your brother is either A) a complete and total idiot, B) alright with the possibility of you harming/killing yourself. or C) a mix of both A & B. You wouldn't eat cyanide if your brother told you it allowed him to crap golden eggs, would you?
Don't do it. If you're on probation, you might just ought to consider abstaining from smoking. That's a method that's far less likely to result in your untimely death...
Shouldn't we stop responding to these threads and simply let natural selection take effect?
Best thing is to be honest with the probation officer or not and try to flush with water as much as you can and right before you go. I did tell my proby officer and she said no big deal we will do it next month. No one is perfect and they don't want to waste money on test. The next month she would of fried my ass but I was clean and she was cool.
Den who would wear da paper hatQuote:
Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
an' ask if you want fries wit dat?
Mahalo,
Weezard
Trust me, there are enough people intelligent enough to not kill themselves with some idiotic idea like the OP, yet dumb enough to not find employment outside the fast food industry. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Weezard
Somehow I think this guy is messing with all of you. He hasn't been on since he posted this and who is really going to believe that drinking bleach and mothballs is going to work?
If not, if this guy is trying to decide between a spoonful of each or a handful, then I'm with Jagged on this.