Everything is sexual

Well it all started when i got high...i started toying with the perception that everything a person does is based on a subconcious sexual impulse. Everything from brushing your teeth to typing a response on a messageboard to taking a huge hit of cannabis out of a bong is guided by a natural, deep seated sexual drive. This idea was backed up later on in my studies of satanism (im sure some satanists will argue with me about this ITS WHAT THEY DO)
I think Freud agreed with this point of veiw. Your thoughts? Ya pervert?


Never underestimate the sexual corollaries to fetishism/religion. It's too easy (and convenient) to dismiss covert arousal. Just as there have been foot fetishists who work in shoe stores, there are masturbationist writers and artists who have nothing to say and write nothing worth reading. Their output amounts to one stroke or rub per line of type, using their typewriters or computers as sex toys. This can lead to sexual dependency upon the computer. Far-fetched? Things have changed since monks illuminated manuscripts and suffered ecstasies. - Anton Levey

yep i enjoy putting a bong in my mouth cuz it resemblesa big ol dick!!!


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LOL
Ive never really thought about it but it you could be right.
I love shoes and Some feet does that mean i have a foot fetish ?
LOL AGAIN when i was at school my first part-time job in a shoe store OMG
I will admit i like showing my feet cause they are about the only thing on me thats cute and my left one has a little butterfly tatt on it.I sometimes buy things for myself that i want my bf to wear or use.Im a bit sick.He lets me paint his toes black.I really want to buy some leather hotpants and pretend there for me but too big.I think he will wear them if i get a sad lip and say i wish you would wear them just to see if they fit.lol me bad.

LMFAO ahahahahhaha. THats awesome, I used to have a foot fetish but agreed with myself, its too gross and shit idk, if i was fucked up id suck on a toe wtf am i saytig lol, is this my 9th mized drink?? hope so 10'll b last

Whats wrong wit a fetish? Myself, I don't care enough about anything to have any, but if your bag is something weird and deviant, go for it man.

I know what your saying about fetishes. I have a bald man fetish. I like it when men keep their hair nice and extra short. I don't know maybe it's a friction thing...

Wanna come over lol

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Originally Posted by CanaBliss

LMFAO ahahahahhaha. THats awesome, I used to have a foot fetish but agreed with myself, its too gross and shit idk, if i was fucked up id suck on a toe wtf am i saytig lol, is this my 9th mized drink?? hope so 10'll b last

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LOL i dont know about bald but i really do love shaved heads.I cut my bfs hair and thats what he gets.

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Originally Posted by likemclever

I know what your saying about fetishes. I have a bald man fetish. I like it when men keep their hair nice and extra short. I don't know maybe it's a friction thing...

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if everything is based on sexual impulse...what is your explanation for taking a shit?answer that one

yea true LOL
We all have to push em out weather we are thinking about sex or not.

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Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist

if everything is based on sexual impulse...what is your explanation for taking a shit?answer that one

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i dont poo

my bowels fell out of my rectum from a very bad expirement:

one day, i decided to stick a carrot up my ass... bad idea....and then i couldnt get that mother fucker oput cuz it was lubed and slipped right in....so my girl came over and she put her hand in my ass and i pushed as she pulled and i guess we both did our parts too strong cuz out flew the carrot and my bowels following it!!

shit everywhere....on her...me...the floor....but the carrot was still good!!


wow i cant beleive i wasted 5 minutes of my life making that crap up...time for a bowl


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lol ahhhhhhhhh i was hoping it was true so i could get explicit details.Put a smile on my face 4 sure

taking a shit simulates anal sex

oh...i do not have a fetish...too weird for me

i have a fetish for dirty beds and cum filled socks

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cum filled socks eh? i may be able to help you with that one ;) lol :P

hahah speaking of cum filled socks

heres a pretty narsty story

i was jerking off one night and i had nothing to put it in so i blew it in an old sock and was really tired so i threw it behind me and it fell behind the bed when i was done

the next day a girl came over and we made out my bed and i looked over and there wsa the sock lol

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so glad she didnt see it lol

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LMFAO! dude...you are too much...

What is it with all the cum socks recently!? :D

hahahaha--damn good story-

im sorry i ever brought it up...the cum socks that is it seemed funny the first time i said it...and to be honest...its still funny to me...so screw that...ill freeken bring it up all the time :D :P

I prefer lefties to righties, they always seem to smell better. Can we share? Im feeling rather SOCKual ;) :eek:

lmao u freaks..i have no idea what you're talking about i swear..anyway once my ex gf was being really mean to me then she took a shower but she used the towel i used to mop up all the toilet water with to dry off i was too scared to tell her what she was doin your sock story has no power

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

lmao u freaks..i have no idea what you're talking about i swear..anyway once my ex gf was being really mean to me then she took a shower but she used the towel i used to mop up all the toilet water with to dry off i was too scared to tell her what she was doin your sock story has no power

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LMAO !! damn thats karma for ya

I believe that a lot of the things I do are sexually motivated, but just as many are normal, daily activities that have zero to do with sex.

I am also aware that some ppl do not think about sex as much as me, or aren't as interested in it as I am. I don't waste time trying to figure these ppl out, I just ignore them and think about licking things.

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

I believe that a lot of the things I do are sexually motivated, but just as many are normal, daily activities that have zero to do with sex.

I am also aware that some ppl do not think about sex as much as me, or aren't as interested in it as I am. I don't waste time trying to figure these ppl out, I just ignore them and think about licking things.

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HAHAHAHA Maryjane it's good to have you back ;) :p :D

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

[B]lmao u freaks..i have no idea what you're talking about i swear

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load socks...where u blow after ur done wankin...in a sock :P