I have the dark suspision that my bird is beginning to outthink me.
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I have the dark suspision that my bird is beginning to outthink me.
Well, there's only one solution. You're gonna have to put bars around your bedroom, cover the floor in newspapers so you can shit and start eating lots of seeds.
no no no
when u and the bird lock eyes
say, "im smarter then u, im smarter then u!!!!" and keep repeating it.....and if the motherfucker makes even one small churp U FUCKIN WACK HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A MALLET
have a bowl problem solved!!
later
barbeque time...
There appears only one logical and rational decision. Go to your nearest guns & ammo shop and buy a 12 gauge and a box of shells. Go to the local crackhouse and pick up a nice hit of heroin. Smoke a joint, go into a room with no windows or any means of escape. Pump that cheecky bastard full of Heroin and release him. Next load the 12-gauger and fire away until you send the possessed bastard to the fiery underworld. Then release an evil ghoulish laugh and buy yourself a hamster.
HE DOTN MEAN A REAL BIRD ( WELL I DONT THINK SO)
IN UK WE CALL A WOMEN A BIRD. I THINK SO IS HE...
I DNT SEE WHY A REAL BIRD WOULD OUTSMART HIM....
HRRRMM
CARE TO CLARIFYYYY VICTIM OF THE ALLEDGED BIRD?
Wow, that certainly cleared a lot up Robert. Whatever kind of bird you're talking about, leave it in a dark room with Britney Spears playing non-stop for 24 hours. It will soon turn stupid again.
There is only 1 thing to do, Kill. If it s a bird bird, kill it. If you are referring to a women, kill her. :p
Well, they don't call women birds in Los Angeles where the poster is from, so I think he means an actual bird.
im confused.................
yeah i'm baked and confused too
smoke that bird retarded
We arnt thinking laterally enough. What if theres nothing wrong with this guy and his bird is some kind of super bird that can control minds and kill people at thought. Mayb theres an army of these superbirds and we r just unaware!?!?! Wake up ppl! We have to REBEL AGAINST SUPER BIRDS!!! RASB!!! Trojan man you better call the national guard sounds like you have a serious problem!