Well, it was like my 4th or 5th time doing MJ

and I was wondering how everybodyâ??s concentration is wile stoned. When Iâ??m stoned I cant do hardly anything. Examples:

I tried to do math by counting the cookie pieces on the floor (there was like 4 or 5) and i couldnâ??t do it, even after a few tries (then i forgot about it)

Then i tried to do 4 X 4 . I was counting out loud screwing up every sentence and everybody was laughing at me, It took me like 3 minutes to come up with the wrong answer. Then we tried to calculate when my parents where going to come home. (their movie started at 6:45 and was 116 minutes long, they where about 20 minutes away (from the theater to my house) THAT WAS IMPOSSABLE FOR ME, so i wont get into it.

Then we walked to the movies (different one then my parents) to see "Robots", I ordered a yogurt cup from the snack bar and she kept asking me questions like "what size" and telling me stuff like "we donâ??t have yogurt cups, we have Blank" (I say blank because i cant remember what they where called). I think she knew i was stoned because she was laughing along with my friends.

Then when we finally got our snacks (which we needed desperately) we went into the theater and sat down, then about 10 minutes into the movie we realized that we where in the wrong movie, "Man of the house", we where supposed to see "robots" which is animated. The night was over all really fun :)

Yeah... welcome to weed.

its proberly jus cuz your new to smoking, you'll get used of what being high feels like and be able to do regular tasks while high, when i was in highschool i could easily do tests and shit high, i can basically do any everyday activity stoned from driving to cookin to reading, you'll be able to also i was like you when i first started smoking to, i think everyone is.

sounds like good timez to me :D

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Originally Posted by juggalo420

its proberly jus cuz your new to smoking, you'll get used of what being high feels like and be able to do regular tasks while high, when i was in highschool i could easily do tests and shit high, i can basically do any everyday activity stoned from driving to cookin to reading, you'll be able to also i was like you when i first started smoking to, i think everyone is.

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EXACTLY, well put

heh, your starting, you think thats hard.. try counting coins in front of a cash register holding a bag of chocolate bars and 2 liters of pop.. jeez took me and 2 friends 5 mins lol. but no seriously, try it lol you'll have a hell of a time

You can honestly read? wow...

and LOL Cattabis, funny situation!

The first time I was stoned, I called my mom an' she told me to bring a bunch of shit home from the grocery store, and when I came home I only remembered one of the things she said.. Looked and felt like a retard. Couple years later I got into Visual Basic (don't know if anyone's heard of it..) and found I could code with it without much difficulty, and know many people who can do the same. Point is, yeah, you learn how to function when you're high.

mhmm i use to not be abnle to do anything just sit on a couch and laugh now i do everything stoned its the only way i can patient with this world sumtimes!!

later

Ha it happens sometimes. This one time we got our friend to go to Mcdonalds and we gave him this long list of shite to get and he fukin forgot like all of it, he only brought back some fries. It was funny coz we were so stoned and we made him go back haha. He blamed his forgetfulness (is that a word) on some bulgarian guy but it was coz he was blazed.

Ya shit like that used to happen to me..but Im 4 years into it now, and you get used to it alot, Ive talked to cops baked off my ass and they didnt even know(my friends got pulled over for burnt out tail lights and shit, like one time we got pulled over and we had like 7 grams of shrooms on us and another quarter of weed). And either the cop couldnt tell or he was being cool about it..lol. But anyways you do get used it so you can function normally.

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sounds like good timez to me :D

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I know right...

The first time i got high, i thougt i smoked way too much and thought that i had so much smoke in my head that it would rip right through my eardrums, but then played madden and everything was all good. Also after taking a few months of smoking, i decided to smoke again before work... bad idea. Although all my job basically consistes of is reading off the city adn zip code of a package then sorting where it belongs, it was hard as shit. My supervisor definitly knew i was blazed out my mind, but was cool wit it cause he's a 25 year old black dude who blazes himself

I've been blazing for 5 years, and its still makes me stupid. :rolleyes:

I've been blazing half that, and I have all the mental capacities stoned that I do sober, except of course sometimes my whole train of thought is derailed by short-term memory impairment, but with a little backtracking I can usually find out what I was just thinking about if I remember it seeming important.

I remember when I first started smoking... I had a 5 second window for every thought. If it took me longer than those 5 seconds to convey it... then I'd forget it, and move on. Now it's not so bad.