Drug Test for Probabtion TOMOROW!!!

Hey,

I am on probation for drug charges and I just found out today that I am going to get tested tomorrow, sometime in the afternoon (after 3:00 PM).

Unfortunately, I smoked yesterday, and two days before that as well.

I know that drinking a lot of water will make your urine dilute, and i'll probably have to get tested again. I was thinking of just loading up on a lot water from now until the test, so that my urine will be dilute, and they'll have to retest me. I am hoping this will buy me some more time to get clean. What do you guys think of this?

Also, does drinking water help somewhat in removing the THC from your system?

What can you drink to help your body remove the THC faster (excluding those detox drinks)?

Thanks

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Also, does drinking water help somewhat in removing the THC from your system?

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What can you drink to help your body remove the THC faster (excluding those detox drinks)?

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Nope. There is nothing to drink to rid the body of THC. THC is fat-soluble, not liquid-soluble. THC is stored in the fat cells and remain there until the fat cells burn for energy. When a fat cell burns, the THC is metabolized and released back into the bloodstream, and end up in your urine. Only time and fat-burning exercise can rid the body of THC.

Read N2's Dilution sticky thread.

Wow, a test on Friday the 13th... FUN!

Drinking water in the days before the test does nothing to help rid the body of thc.

I would have told you to load up on creatine (at least 48 hours before) so your body would have time to manufacture it into creatinine, which will be lacking when you dilute. Take B2 or BComplex for color about 1-2 hours before the test.

bummer...I only smoked after the previous test, up until the beginning of the month..did you not know you were going to be drug tested?? Have you been to jail? Did you like it? I didn't smoke until I was confident that A. I could pass it, and B. knew a rough area of the time of the month in which I was going to be called for a test..

Markass is right ... on probation for drug charges, you really should know better ... you need a big dose of self-control ... good luck

I'm sure glad someone said it. I had been wanting to say something to these guys on probation that still want to smoke. I've always said they will go from a person who experimented with drugs to a x-con. They played the game and lost and they just don't get it. Thats why I don't answer probation posts.
Good luck anyway to the op.

so my drug test got pushed to monday...so by then i would be about 5 days clean...do you guys think i would be pissing clean by then?

If not, how many more days until I piss clean?

I plan on buying those home test kits as well, but it would really heplful if you guys could give me a rough estimate.

PS: i am an infrequent user.

How old are you and what is your size? If you are young and skinny and an infrequent user, you have a chance.

Take my advice and take a creatine supplement now (you can get it at Walmart, in the vitamin/muscleman :) ) section, until your test. Read the dilution sticky and substitute gatorade for some of the liquid. Take a B2 or BComplex an hour or two before your test.

And DON'T SMOKE anything. :thumbsup:

i am 22 and weight about 180/190 lbs (not too fat and not too skinny)...what exactly does the creatine do?...from what I read, i understand that it just colors your urine yellow

so based on my age and weight...is it possible to piss clean by monday?....if not, how many more days do you guys think i have until i piss clean?

Creatine manufactures itself into creatinine which is naturally found in your urine. When you are pissing clear, you are diluted and your creatinine levels are low... which causes a dilute result. Taking creatine has nothing to do with color... it gives you a chance to not test dilute when heavily diluting your urine.

The B2 is for color.

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Originally Posted by hashhashhash

I plan on buying those home test kits as well, but it would really heplful if you guys could give me a rough estimate.

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No it wouldnt. A home test would give you a far more accurate story on where you stand than other peoples guesswork. Each persons body function is different.

Considering the serious circumstances surrounding probation drug testing, this is not the time to rely on guesswork.

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Originally Posted by hashhashhash

i am 22 and weight about 180/190 lbs (not too fat and not too skinny)...what exactly does the creatine do?...from what I read, i understand that it just colors your urine yellow

so based on my age and weight...is it possible to piss clean by monday?....if not, how many more days do you guys think i have until i piss clean?

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My solution to you: A few hours before going for test, get you a bottle of water, room temp, put a few tablespoons of jello in it, drink it and plenty of others, also come up with some vitamin b supplement to help color your piss to hide dilution..hope you pass, and think twice before smoking blindly the next time. I did it because I was confident of my circumstances, if you have to post here worried about it, you obviously don't mind going to jail. I went there for a few hours. It was no fun, and I didn't take ANY chance until I was sure I'd be okay, and still given it was stupid, but there's a point where pain is worse than jail for me..but I also knew I was going to pass, there's a big difference my friend. I hope you use your noggin in the future. Pot's way too easy to quit man...