Worst thing that ever happened to you after smoking cannabis?

I'm just wondering whats the worst thing that has ever happened to you after smoking some green?

discuss.

I don't really have a band experience story however my friend has a hilarious one. The first time he ever smoked he was in a small cultisac and mid sesh 3 cars pull in really fast and a bunch of black dudes come out with boards and bats and they drove off really quick. He probably was in some sort of gang area haha. But wow what a first experience, i'd be scared to smoke again after that if it was my first weed experience haha.

wow thats a pretty good one

It was 2007 and I had just finished a terrible semester at school so this trip to Bonnaroo (music festival) with my best friends who I haven't seen in a good year was well in order. Of course being stoners we decided to bring about....an ounce and a half with us. There were several of us so we decided to go in four cars and take the back roads to avoid cops...how young and naive we were. So as we're driving along we decided to pass a few joints around to start things off smoothly. Everything was great for the first half hour. We were well stoned with some very icky sticky having our laughs going back to the songs we were singing (had to quote Lennin sorry). Not 15 minutes or so after we finished smoking we see this massive collection of cops along the side of the road pulling people over left and right. It was an ambush. These cops in this little town knew this would be a route in which many stoner bonnaroo lovers would be traveling so they set up a trap. Within our convoy there was a friend in the car behind us with a bunch of obvious bumper stickers and two friends in the front two cars. The first one was pulled over because his windows were too tinted and the second one was immediately pulled over because he failed to put on his turn signal to pass our friend with the tinted windows when he slowed down. Looking back at it I thought it was pretty funny because I thought it would be a great idea to let the dude with the tinted windows carry all of our stuff (mainly so we wouldn't get busted if pulled over). We were scared shitless at this point so for the next 30 miles down the road we drove as perfect as possible not exceeding the speed limit nor going under. I suppose we lucked out because our other two friends saved us as well as the fact that we were riding in our friends moms car.

Anyway, we made it there in one piece. One of our friends who got pulled over made it too because they cleverly hid their stuff in a doritos bag. The other one wasn't so lucky. He only had about a gram but he did have his prescribed adderall as well as several beers which got him in trouble as well. He got landed in jail and had a several thousand dollar bailout. Fortunately his dad was the richest and most easy going out of all of ours so not only did he pay for the bailout but he let him go to bonaroo, of course he got punished later. It was actually pretty funny too because the second we got to our camp site a news reporter for our local newspaper came by and asked us how our experience was so far. We ended up telling him the whole thing and told him our friends name and how he got busted so when it came out all of the parents in our town read the paper and saw his name on it describing his arrest lol. I would say it was a dick move but at that point everyone in town knew what we were up to anyway so its not like it was too shocking but still... funny as shit knowing that everyone in our town now knows of his arrest.

lol the irony...

keep the stories coming people

...the last time I drove stoned and had a minor accident....I had to get out and ask the witnesses...what happened?

Really guys? Do you do this just to piss off Stinky?

Not to rain on the parade, I've done my fair share of stupid shit that I'd love to sit around and tell you guys about, but this isn't the place..

Worst thing that happened to me?

I had to eat my ex mother-in-law's cooking and ruined my buzz. That woman was a BAD cook.....:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by LolaGal

Worst thing that happened to me?

I had to eat my ex mother-in-law's cooking and ruined my buzz. That woman was a BAD cook.....:jointsmile:

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Haha i'm with you lola. I hate it when i get good and baked and have to go to a not so good meal with the family. That made my day!

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Originally Posted by JohnnyZ

Really guys? Do you do this just to piss off Stinky?

Not to rain on the parade, I've done my fair share of stupid shit that I'd love to sit around and tell you guys about, but this isn't the place..

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Well technically speaking this forum is not the place to discuss this but then you would probably have to say that to just about every post in the lounge section. I mean come on...if you don't bend the rules a little bit and claim this thread to be somewhat informative then everyone would leave the forum and go to a better one. And technically you can claim this to be informative anyway given that I described my encounter with the police and how we managed to handle the sticky situation...I just forgot to add that we were carrying MEDICAL marijuana hehe:D.

I ran out of pot! :eek:

I didnt smoke almost my entire college experience but started the last year and saw my grade improve because my anxiety was under control. (better jonnyz :))I still had a strict no smoking before class policy even thou my ride came over before every class and smoked my MMJ w/o me. well once, and only once , his peer pressure got the better of me and I smoked before Aerospace Structures and Design! Challenging to say the least. No biggie Ill just hang in the back of the class! I forgot the minor detail of the chair of the department teaching the class and he hated me. Long story short I was asked to come do a complex physics problem on the board! The hottie in the front of the class saved my ass and I never went to class high again! :stoned:

was running out ... :(

Back in the day, on New Years Day, I was toking in my friends room in his apartment and we were chilling, toking, have a good time. We hear a knock on the door, he opens it. 2 in blue was standing in front of the door. They escort us outside into the cold. I was lucky I didn't have any shit, but my friends weren't so lucky and 2 people were arrested. That was a total buzz kill. The cops showed up because he stole some money from his mom and she called the cops on him, but didn't know another friend and I were there at a time.

about a year ago driving home after smoking up, it was actually about 12 months too. anyways, i was driving back home, and i was on this back road headed to my house, the car in front of me slowed down, but it was on a turn so i was not concerned, well, they were slowing down because deer were on the side of the road. luckily, i didnt hit a deer. but a deer did hit me. as i was driving past it, not realizing that there were even deer it just runs into my driver side window, and im driving high as shit and my friend was in the passenger seat. the deer hits the driver side mirror, breaking it, and its head just hits the window, and i got a flash view of the deer. all this happened in about 30 seconds, and about 10 seconds after it happened, i looked over at my friend and said, "What was that?" and she just looked back and said she didnt know. then when i got home and found out my mirror was broken, cause i couldnt tell before, i realized a deer had actually hit me. the worst part about it was that at that moment the song gimme more by britney spears was playing.

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Originally Posted by jimmy8778

"What was that?"

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I retract my previous statement keep em coming.

I went to jail :(

lmao i like the deer one

I was smoking on the patio of a bar, it was freezing cold, really windy, and there were only like two people out there. The girl I was with was way too talky, asking about what we were smoking, if it was mexi-brick, and I was trying to keep more hushy about it. The bouncer came out, I palmed the burning joint in my right hand (glad I practiced basic magic as a kid!) and immediately pulled out a skydancer cigarette, lit it, and got the half joint into my pocket in one quick smooth move. He stared me straight in the eye, said a patron complained about smelling weed, and asked me what I was smoking. I gave him a cigarette, he looked at it, sniffed it, wrinkled his noise, said fuckin cold out here this is some bullshit, and went back into the bar. The girl was completely freaked out and trying to drag me out before I could even get my tab. I told her to chill, she told me she will, I paid for my swill and got behind the wheel.

She said she's sick, I told her to sip my coke. She said she'd throw up if she can't get 7-Up. We went to a 24-hour convenience store, we're both red-eyed and drunk, and there's the sherrifs and troopers having their deep night donut fix while my pocket smelled like a skunk. Fuck this, I gotta piss, we get in the car and I wanna kiss. She was so tense and freaked out I knew I shouldn't even try. She yelled at me all the way home. It really sucked.

..what the fuck?

Throwing up, but it was mixed with baccy. Or, having my half an 8th taken by the cops. So, nothing too bad really. Pros outweigh the cons by far.

oh..probably when i was smokin with my girl and the cops pulled up and arrested just her and left me....sucks cuz that weed was goooood. i know because I actually forgot what happened while I was driving to my girls house to tell her mom what happened ...and yeah....that was reeeal fun doin that

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Originally Posted by JD1stTimer

I was smoking on the patio of a bar, it was freezing cold, really windy, and there were only like two people out there. The girl I was with was way too talky, asking about what we were smoking, if it was mexi-brick, and I was trying to keep more hushy about it. The bouncer came out, I palmed the burning joint in my right hand (glad I practiced basic magic as a kid!) and immediately pulled out a skydancer cigarette, lit it, and got the half joint into my pocket in one quick smooth move. He stared me straight in the eye, said a patron complained about smelling weed, and asked me what I was smoking. I gave him a cigarette, he looked at it, sniffed it, wrinkled his noise, said fuckin cold out here this is some bullshit, and went back into the bar. The girl was completely freaked out and trying to drag me out before I could even get my tab. I told her to chill, she told me she will, I paid for my swill and got behind the wheel.

She said she's sick, I told her to sip my coke. She said she'd throw up if she can't get 7-Up. We went to a 24-hour convenience store, we're both red-eyed and drunk, and there's the sherrifs and troopers having their deep night donut fix while my pocket smelled like a skunk. Fuck this, I gotta piss, we get in the car and I wanna kiss. She was so tense and freaked out I knew I shouldn't even try. She yelled at me all the way home. It really sucked.

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WTF!:wtf:

You do know this is a weed forum right? Lol

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Originally Posted by LolaGal

Worst thing that happened to me?

I had to eat my ex mother-in-law's cooking and ruined my buzz. That woman was a BAD cook.....:jointsmile:

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lmao,lol

I cant think of anything really bad happening,but one morning my freind came to my house and he gave me a fatty and we chatted a bit and he left,I had to use the bathroom and while sitting there I decided to burn a little,next thing I know my mom is banging on the door calling me for dinner,I frickin passed out on the toilet the whole day.

The very first time I ever smoked out of a vaporizer which happened to be a Volcano classic w/solid valve was the closest to something "bad" happening. I had just established my premium nug dealer a few months prior so we would hang out & toke you know. One day he busts out the Volcano and I'm like wtf is that?! We packed white widow and northern lights, vaped like 6 bags, and by the end I was blazed out of my mind. I got SO HIGH that it was, to this day, the ONE & ONLY time I ever got sick and threw up. That's my two cents :twocents:

Went to tokers bowl and got lit by some bubble the 1st day. Met a friend and went back to her place to taste samples. One thing led to another anyway afterwards I went into bathroom to relieve myself, noticed little red light on counter in dark, didnt think much of it till I turned and layed my tallywacker up against the hot end of a curling iron. Picture a big guy splashing water out of the sink and trying to blow on his own penis at the same time while cursing in any language I could think of.After nearly passing out I went back to bed room where my friend slightly groggy reached up and grabbed you know what for round 2 needless to say I cried. When I got back to states went to doctor he laughed his ass off wanted to know what I wanted him to do.. wrap it up? Got some cream and lived through it. Lesson learned 1.Dont go for it all on 1st day.2. Flying coach on international flight with burned genitalia is not ever a good idea.

I came down . :mad:
Crispi :jointsmile:

There have been times I've smoked and my innate insecurity was just thrust to the forefront....locked in an endless cognitive cycle of believing I'll never find a serious girlfriend, that I'll be lonely and insecure forever.

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Originally Posted by overgrowthegovt

There have been times I've smoked and my innate insecurity was just thrust to the forefront....locked in an endless cognitive cycle of believing I'll never find a serious girlfriend, that I'll be lonely and insecure forever.

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You sound like Bill on King of the Hill ! Cheer up!

I got busted by a cop after we smoked some weed and then had sex in the back seat (I believe I was 19 at th time) and it was my very first time ever having sex. We were both buck naked getting out of the car but the deputies (one was a woman) had been around the block and back so we ended up getting a lecture on NOT LEAVING YOUR DOPE SITTING OUT ON THE DASHBOARD WHERE IT IS PLAIN SIGHT FOR A COP TO SEE.
There was no comment on the sex.

true story!

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Originally Posted by Weedhound

I got busted by a cop after we smoked some weed and then had sex in the back seat (I believe I was 19 at th time) and it was my very first time ever having sex. We were both buck naked getting out of the car but the deputies (one was a woman) had been around the block and back so we ended up getting a lecture on NOT LEAVING YOUR DOPE SITTING OUT ON THE DASHBOARD WHERE IT IS PLAIN SIGHT FOR A COP TO SEE.
There was no comment on the sex.

true story!

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Hahahahahahaha! That's a classic Weedy! Did they take your dope?

Yes he took it and wrote me a ticket. Then we got the lecture and this was back in 1978 and even then the old time cops didn't care about weed. I'll never forget his lecture about not leaving the stuff in plain sight, lol. Best tip I ever got from the po-lice.

LOL Weedy! I guess we are about the same age! I remember 78 fondly too.

Did I ever tell ya about the time I had an OZ in my pocket, pulled out my money at the 7-11, and dumped the OZ on the floor? Everybody gasped, what could I do? I put it back in my pocket...hahaha

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Originally Posted by LolaGal

You sound like Bill on King of the Hill ! Cheer up!

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I always keep it to myself, but I do find myself having a melancholy disposition that I can't seem to get rid of. I'm a good actor, though, so most people have no idea.

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Originally Posted by overgrowthegovt

I always keep it to myself, but I do find myself having a melancholy disposition that I can't seem to get rid of. I'm a good actor, though, so most people have no idea.

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Man you need to cheer the fuck up. You have the whole world infront of you. Here are a few things you might have forgotten: You live in a first world country. You have running water. You can have a job if you want. Or you can have the government support you. You can have a ham sandwich or a salad for dinner. You can make choices. You literally have nothing to worry about. And if all else fails, you can smoke some weed.

So cheer up.

bump uglys

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Originally Posted by JohnnyZ

Man you need to cheer the fuck up. You have the whole world infront of you. Here are a few things you might have forgotten: You live in a first world country. You have running water. You can have a job if you want. Or you can have the government support you. You can have a ham sandwich or a salad for dinner. You can make choices. You literally have nothing to worry about. And if all else fails, you can smoke some weed.

So cheer up.

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You obviously don't have the remotest understanding of depression. Show some sensitivity. That's like telling a schizophrenic to just remember that the voices aren't real and stop acting like a nut. Frankly, most people seem to have this attitude towards melancholia and it irritates me to no end.

The worst thing that ever happened to me after indulging in some MJ was the fact that I ran out. :mad:

Yes. Sad, but true. it was awful. Hope it never happens to any of the fine readers here.

(scary, spooky stuff!)

I died:(

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Originally Posted by overgrowthegovt

You obviously don't have the remotest understanding of depression. Show some sensitivity. That's like telling a schizophrenic to just remember that the voices aren't real and stop acting like a nut. Frankly, most people seem to have this attitude towards melancholia and it irritates me to no end.

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It irritates me to no end when people are asking other people to show them sensitivity towards their problems. If you are this self aware it is my opinion that you can fix this, so quit laying around and do something other than ask others to be sensitive to you.

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