whatt the fuckl

*hnmmy typing is sthit caues I'm drunk of my ass so pleaeas excuese

my ex is mesixng with my heaad and i cant' telllll if hse wants to boen me or what,, but she's bummign me outs man!

id otn wanna oepn that old can or fworms but ist there any w aay I can havesex wisht her and not bey liek "lback togehr"

i ethink stthats waht seh wants cause we evner actualy made it isto sex wehen we werter togethter. i odtn want to get back toehrter wither her cause she bunredd me os bad berore.. but I thtink if ih ave sex with hyer she'l lb leave me alonne



son foa abitch I'll trnaslatte this tomrorrow

-laughs- Don't just fuck her so she leaves you alone. If she won't leave you alone, tell her to fuck off. Having sex with her will just make you want her back if you're anything like me. And it sounds like you might be better off without her, since all the drama she's causing is probably the reason you're drunk off your ass. ^.^

Anyway, don't do anything you'll regret. Doing things you regret is pretty easy too, especially while drunk.

fuck her hard then boot her ass out the door

then have a bowl


problem solved


later

^YEA WHAT HE SAID!

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Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb

fuck her hard then boot her ass out the door

then have a bowl


problem solved


later

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Hell yeah now there's some logic we can all agree with.

lol cool

I third that.

Your sposed to spread your damn seed dude....your a man, fuck it...you only live once eh?

The whole shaggin her and bootin her out the door, then smokin a bowl...that's the best idea i've heard in a long time lol, nice 1 not enough herb

seriously dude fuck her so hard that she screams then fucking get up and leave without sayin shit she wont bother you again and if she does she just wants more sex and casual sex is the best dude especially when you dont like her that much cause then you can be rough.

You people are fucking sick. I honestly hope every single one of you who said to fuck the chick hard and boot her out gets fucked in your face so hard that the back of your throat gets ripped out so you can no longer breathe. You then suffocate and die.

You people have obviously never seen a girl go from happy go lucky pretty slutty girl to shit-faced drunken abuse taking slut. And don't say she deserved it. No one deserves to be treated like shit.

Self-absorbed piece of trash. You do the world no good. Try a new attitude or a knife to the testicles.

Assholes like most of you don't even deserve a dick.



And not enough herb: I'm fucking sick of your dissassociated typical teenage sexuality. You went from being scared to finger a girl to pretending you're some sort of player in like a months time. Knock that shit off.

i 6th that, fuck her and leave her. I wish i had a girl around me that wouldn't to fuck. o the things i would do to her. :)

just say u dont love her and ask her to be your fuckfriend. thats the thing haha

before your about to blow, put it right in her face.. she wont be comin back.. unless she likes that shit...

I'm glad I'm not a female. The number of guys that think it's okay to sexually degrade girls for to boost their own pathetic ego makes me sick.

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

just say u dont love her and ask her to be your fuckfriend. thats the thing haha

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This is the best idea yet.

Just have her be a "Good" friend you know. Its like having a GF but without all that stuff that gets in the way.

dude, u just said what i said.

fuckfriend

encatuase, right on bro! I totally agree, its pretty disgusting..

This thread was making my head hurt...

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

You people are fucking sick. I honestly hope every single one of you who said to fuck the chick hard and boot her out gets fucked in your face so hard that the back of your throat gets ripped out so you can no longer breathe. You then suffocate and die.

You people have obviously never seen a girl go from happy go lucky pretty slutty girl to shit-faced drunken abuse taking slut. And don't say she deserved it. No one deserves to be treated like shit.

Self-absorbed piece of trash. You do the world no good. Try a new attitude or a knife to the testicles.

Assholes like most of you don't even deserve a dick.



And not enough herb: I'm fucking sick of your dissassociated typical teenage sexuality. You went from being scared to finger a girl to pretending you're some sort of player in like a months time. Knock that shit off.

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yeah i pretty much agree except for the whole violent part. but the "And not enough herb: I'm fucking sick of your dissassociated typical teenage sexuality. You went from being scared to finger a girl to pretending you're some sort of player in like a months time" is hilarious hahaha