I will be your test subject

Well I put myself into a situation, i received a phone call this morning for an interview. I tried to tell them I can't come in today to try and give myself some time but as my luck has it this is the only day they could interview.
So interviewed at 10:30a.m. was offered the job and told i need to go to Concentra (drug testing office) before 4:30 TODAY!

I'll be using the dilution method with vitamin b-12, aspirin, and 2 gallons of water in about a 5 hour period. I'll let you guys know what happens but i don't think my chances are that good considering my weight and regularity of smoking (everyday for about 4 months)

Last night i went to sleep high as shit so it will be LESS THAN 24 hours. HAHAHA. this fucking sucks. wish me luck and i'll let you know what happens.

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Originally Posted by eastern101

Well I put myself into a situation, i received a phone call this morning for an interview. I tried to tell them I can't come in today to try and give myself some time but as my luck has it this is the only day they could interview.
So interviewed at 10:30a.m. was offered the job and told i need to go to Concentra (drug testing office) before 4:30 TODAY!

I'll be using the dilution method with vitamin b-12, aspirin, and 2 gallons of water in about a 5 hour period. I'll let you guys know what happens but i don't think my chances are that good considering my weight and regularity of smoking (everyday for about 4 months)

Last night i went to sleep high as shit so it will be LESS THAN 24 hours. HAHAHA. this fucking sucks. wish me luck and i'll let you know what happens.

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If this is one of them jobs that you really, really wanted then a quick trip to a local head shop getting Quick Fix 4.2 would had been your best bet. If not, then...what the hell. I bet you flunk like crazy....let us know how bad...LOL.

I would bet your gonna be screwed as well. Sorry dude. Let us know.

HAHA!

GOD IS ON MY GOOD SIDE TODAY BOYS!

Literally just got back from concentra. (drug test center)
It has been a little over 12 hours since i took a hit..

Gentlemen...i passed with flying colors.

I did this with 4-5 hours preparation


But seriously guys, if you know you are going to have a drug test don't be an idiot. Give yourself enough time to get clean without having to drown yourself with water. I drank about 1 and 3/4 gallons of tap water. Even had to ask to use the restroom while i was waiting HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. then 10 minutes later got called in to void again. I could tell they were very suspicious, my pupils are about as big as my eyes, not really sure what caused that but they confirmed i tested negative.

If anyone wants more info i will go into detail of what i did today if you think it might help, just let me know!

Also..since i tested negative my sample was thrown away and will not be sent to a lab :)

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Originally Posted by eastern101

Even had to ask to use the restroom while i was waiting HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

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LOL :S2::S2::S2::S2::S2: Congrats!:

I would have put money on a fail but I am glad to see you passed. Congrats dude.

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Originally Posted by eastern101

HAHA!

GOD IS ON MY GOOD SIDE TODAY BOYS!

Literally just got back from concentra. (drug test center)
It has been a little over 12 hours since i took a hit..

Gentlemen...i passed with flying colors.

I did this with 4-5 hours preparation


But seriously guys, if you know you are going to have a drug test don't be an idiot. Give yourself enough time to get clean without having to drown yourself with water. I drank about 1 and 3/4 gallons of tap water. Even had to ask to use the restroom while i was waiting HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. then 10 minutes later got called in to void again. I could tell they were very suspicious, my pupils are about as big as my eyes, not really sure what caused that but they confirmed i tested negative.

If anyone wants more info i will go into detail of what i did today if you think it might help, just let me know!

Also..since i tested negative my sample was thrown away and will not be sent to a lab :)

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That is just fabulous. WTG!!!!! I like comparing notes from posters old and new.....so, would you mind sharing what you did? As well as your smoking history....like how much a day? Height/weight? metabolism? Fire it up for sure now.....:D

I was very doubtful considering my weight, i've always been a heavy set guy. 6'1'' 240-250 and have smoked everyday since about the end of June, for quite awhile i was smoking in the mornings, at lunch, and when i got off of work until i went to sleep. Most definitely a pot head and very heavy smoker.

I jumped on these forums as soon as i got home from the interview after a quick google search and read the dilution sticky. Lucky enough i just happened to have a 1 gallon water jug, bottle of vitamin b, and some aspirin.

I took 4 aspirin at noon while i just downed water, no specific time or amount just drank as much as i could without over doing it with little 15 minute breaks when i payed attention to the time or felt super full. (Drank 1 and 3/4 gallons by the end of it)

I then took 8 Vitamin B (100% b2 and 100% b12) at 2:00p.m. to add color which worked great and added a noticeable tint to the void which i think ultimately saved my ass. Went to the restroom as frequent as possible and chugged one more glass of water when i was walking out of the door :)

I took the test at 4:00p.m. and got to watch the nurse test it. Good thing she didn't notice my eyes pop when i saw that little pink "negative" next to Cannabis haha.

Congrats...:thumbsup:

This method has worked for me twice now. This isn't for a job but probation so there is someone to watch me piss so I can't use a clean urine sample. So I did some research like eastern101 did and found this method. He basically summed up what I did. I had the test at 8:00am so I woke up around 4:00am and started drinking water. Well, actually I took a morning piss which is the most potent one to get it out of my system. Then continued to drink water until I pissed clear. Then I took 2 vitamin B12 (adds color) and 2 aspirin (which from what I read throws off the test) at about 7:00am. He said he took 8 which is probably safer, in fact with one of my two tests I was worried that it wasn't quit tinted enough. I drank a little over half a gallon all together or basically enough until I couldn't drink anymore without feeling sick (I'm 6'4 220lbs FYI). Pissed as many times as possible. About an hour after taking the B12 you will start to see your urine turn yellow again which is your overall goal. Now you have diluted piss that doesn't look diluted. Basically from what I read your just pissing colored water which contains nothing. If you want extra insurance you can always try this method on a home test which can be purchased at Wal-Mart, CVS, or most major drug stores for under $20.00. Well, I have another test on the 24th of this month so wish me luck. And good luck to everyone in need of passing a piss test, especially those MARY JANE LOVERS out there. :rastasmoke:

P.S. If you have any questions or need more help just IM me.

Damn! Congrats! I know I won't have to take a drug test anytime soon, but I'm definitely saving this thread in the event that I would have to.. Dilution seems to be a pretty solid method. Hope you celebrated big that night!

im guessing all these tests that are passing with the dilution method are "dip stick" tests and not actualy tested by the lab for the PH and creatine levels... i know for a fact that dilution is NOT this effective in most cases... 9 times out of 10 u will be retested as soon as they realize u have diluted your urine... and in some cases if u have more than 1 diluted test they will simply fail u if the tests results are diluted...

im not tryin to rain on your parade here...im stoked that dilution worked for u guys...but i have had BAD experiences with diluted tests... i was on house arrest for a DUI i got last year.. i had smoked a MINIMAL amount of weed but knew i was gonna be tested 5 days later...i assumed i could just dilute and everything would be fine...to my surprise my compliance officer called me back into city hall and showed me the results they got back from the lab...it showed that my urine was HEAVILY diluted and that if i EVER got another diluted test again it would be considered a FAILURE and a automatic violation...


so for all u people on probation or doing supervised tests.,..DONT assume that dilution will save your butt every time...in most cases (probation particularly) they look out for diluted tests and will violate u if it happens more than once...so its ok to do once...but be prepared for them to bust yer balls about it and retest u again...


good luck to everyone...

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im guessing all these tests that are passing with the dilution method are "dip stick" tests and not actualy tested by the lab for the PH and creatine levels...

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pH is checked to see if an adulterant had been used to spike a urine sample. It is not checked to determine dilution.

Only creatinine and specific gravity is checked to determine a diluted sample.

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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

pH is checked to see if an adulterant had been used to spike a urine sample. It is not checked to determine dilution.

Only creatinine and specific gravity is checked to determine a diluted sample.

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ok...well whatever...u know what i meant...

We tend to keep things factual around here. False info is not welcomed here.