Pot Haikus

For those of you who aren't Japanese or educated, a haiku is a short poem, not necessarily rhythmic, that is three phrases and 17 syllables long, constructed like so:
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Confucius and Buddha's little sister were some of the first people to comment and praise the art of haiku, so you should as well by constructing a haiku around pot. I'll start:

Which vaporizer?
You're the one thats buying it.
Good point, I'll take green.

Trichs looking cloudy.:)
So they are not ready.:(
I need amber.:jointsmile:

Ugh...I think that right?:stoned:

Hey,grow it yourself
Don't give that asshole your wealth
Stinky will help ya...
:420thought:

If it is Icky
Then Sticky must follow suit
Icky-Sticky Good.

ugg I suck at these.

"For those of you who aren't Japanese or educated"

Sorry I stopped reading there... you sir are a douchebag

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Originally Posted by Algag

"For those of you who aren't Japanese or educated"

Sorry I stopped reading there... you sir are a douchebag

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Lol.

And some castles made
of sand melt into the sea
e ven tu al ly...:stoned::
:420thought:

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Originally Posted by Algag

"For those of you who aren't Japanese or educated"

Sorry I stopped reading there... you sir are a douchebag

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Judging by your relatively good grammar compared to most boardmembers, it would seem that you're fairly educated. And in conjunction with the tiny little brown hand thats in your avatar, you sir must be of Japanese descent.

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Originally Posted by Aristotle

Judging by your relatively good grammar compared to most boardmembers, it would seem that you're fairly educated. And in conjunction with the tiny little brown hand thats in your avatar, you sir must be of Japanese descent.

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LMAO!!!!!!


I like the green ganj
It brings calmness to my being
PACK THE BOWL ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
:joint1:

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Originally Posted by Aristotle

Judging by your relatively good grammar compared to most boardmembers, it would seem that you're fairly educated. And in conjunction with the tiny little brown hand thats in your avatar, you sir must be of Japanese descent.

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Lol.

Very good. :jointsmile:

lol, thats an italian/french hand

Yo i got that kush
would you like to roll this L?
ill break this shit up

yeah i smoke headies
i dont mess with those middies
i get a headache

not educated
neither am i japanese
not silly just high:jointsmile:

Cannabis the plant
see inside your soul brother
or remain empty

Just a new grower
Loving the experience
Long live White Widow!

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Originally Posted by Aristotle

Judging by your relatively good grammar compared to most boardmembers, it would seem that you're fairly educated. And in conjunction with the tiny little brown hand thats in your avatar, you sir must be of Japanese descent.

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asians not brown but
usually yellow no
reffered to they are

-shake

Assumptions are lame
Making asses out of all
Think before you type.....

I think we all know who that was directed towards....

Your sense of humor
with pot should be much "higher"
but not quite there huh....
:joint1:

Got some brand new piff
Should we use a pipe or spliff?
I'm too high to care

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Originally Posted by Aristotle

Judging by your relatively good grammar compared to most boardmembers, it would seem that you're fairly educated. And in conjunction with the tiny little brown hand thats in your avatar, you sir must be of Japanese descent.

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Keep digging deeper,
Maybe there is gold down there,
Work on your comebacks.