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I know this might have been answered already but I bought this stuff called Strip nc one cleansing softgel does any one have experience with it? I took two hits off a blunt yesterday and smoked about a blunt saturday and a few hits friday but before that I was clean for a week. I was told to drink a gallon of water at least today then a glass of water with the pill and it will give me a seven hour window. My test is at 12:00 tomorrow and like I said it is for probation.
70 people viewed this post and no one knew anything about marijuana? thats crazy. Anyway I figured I wont be an asshole and will let yall in on something, DO NOT TAKE STRIP NC CLEANSING SOFTGEL IT DOES NOT WORK!!!! A guy I know at a novelty mart told me to take it with 2 glasses of water, piss at least 3 times and I will have a 7 hour window, cause this pill is his number one sold product and that is what people say to do with it but I failed a simple home test. By the grace of God my probation officer is on vacation so I will have at least a week to clean my system.
buy a bottle of Detox for 50 bucks...thatll clean u out
EXERCISE...EXERCISE....EXERCISE. The timing should give you enough time to sit back, grab some grubbies and read this board like you were studying for a test...which you are. And EXERCISE...EXERCISE, ETC. You have time to read and learn. Depending on other factors, you could possibly stand a chance at diluting.
THC is fat-soluable, not liquid-soluable. Theres no product that cleans THC from the body. Only time and exercise can do that. Detox drinks are nothing more than an overpriced "dilution recipe in a bottle". The drinks and their makers exist to separate the credulous from their cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by this nonsensical "war on drugs" without being further exploited by these vultures who are only in it for the money.
The Dilution guidelines accomplish the same thing as those magic detox potions at a fraction of the cost. Follow this link http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html
know anything about marijuana? you asked if anyone knew anything about Strip NC cleansing softgel or had experience with it. Since I didn't, I didn't post. Most of us are pretty skeptical about any magic detox stuff. Your smoking history gave you little chance of passing within 24 hours, especially since its for probation and you probably can't sub. Now you have a week. It's not a lot of time, but better than yesterday at noon I guess! I don't know your age or size, so I can't even guess how long its gonna take you to clean up. Like Knotme says.. read and learn. Best of luck!
but the dilution method WILL NOT WORK WITH PROBATION. I was told directly from the judge that a diluted ua is worse for me cause she will know I am hiding something. I am 5'8 and 170lbs I have a fast metabolism, hell it took me 2 years to get this weight from being 150. I know there is no such thing a a magic pill I was not looking for one thats just dumb, I simply wanted something that will coat or block my system. I know surgel works but does anyone know of something else that does the same thing?
If you were to follow the dilution TO THE LETTER, including loading up on creatine supplement and/or eating lots of red meat a few days before your test you could possibly pass without a dilution result. There are several factors they look at to determine a diluted sample. What you want to do is to increase the factors so high that when you dilute the factors stay within "normal" range...therefore staying below the threshold and passing. All the things you will need are basically every day things. I can list the things you will need but it's your responsibility to study by reading this forum as to why you need them. It's a gold mine of info to help. Read everything you can by people using dilution. Get some test strips from your pharmacy and practice with just plain water at home (add a little salty water if you start to feel nausious to increase your electrolytes). One thing to remember...the ONLY reason "suregel" works is due to the water loading. Why drink something that could make you gag when the proof is in the water/gatorade???
Your list for day of test: Test strips...tums.....a little salty water...asprin (325mg)...and lots of gatorade.
I have been on probation for a while now and over time I have learned my body enough to know how much/little to do without risking it. My test were sent to a lab and passed every time.
Good luck and keep us posted on either practice test and/or real test.
Damn I did not know there was a magical way to pass your drug test not bein a smart ass but that is amazing. I too am on probation and tried the "dilution" method but I am sorry to say it does NOT work. There is only one way to for sure pass a test and that is to give yourself time away from smoking. Trust me I followed the directions of the dilution method EVERY BIT OF IT they knew I did something to alter the outcome. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THERE IS NO WAY TO GET PAST PROBATION TEST WITH DILUTION!!
Sorry, but there is no product, nothing that "coats" or blocks THC metabolites from being released back into the bloodstream. Like the magic detox potions, Suregel and other pectin products "work" because of the dilution factor. By themselves, they do nothing to help pass a U/A.Quote:
Originally Posted by The420Fury
Yes, it WILL. If you can follow simple directions, it works. You are posting on a forum of people who have been beating drug tests for years. Do you think we are lying to you? There is NOTHING that will remove THC from your system. Nothing. Follow the dilution method to a T and you will be just fine. I have used it to pass over 20 drug tests over the years. I finally got so sick of drinking so much fluid that my bladder felt like it was going to burst that I am going to attemp Quick Fix synthetic urine on my upcoming one in 2 weeks. That is another very viable alternative to dilution. If it is observed, buy yourself a fake weiner.Quote:
Originally Posted by The420Fury
If there is NO way to pass a probation test doing dilution then how in the world have some in this forum been smoking and passing their test? It can be done but you can't get greedy with the smoke and toke up day after day. An occassional toke here or there and the dilution method can work perfectly for those who have cleaned up and/or have come to learn how their body works. The more you practice the better you get. BUT...the biggest suggestion people say for those of us on probation is to stop smoking while on probation. If you just MUST, then learn your body and how long it takes to clean up before you go playing with your freedom. There's a chance you were actually below the threshold BUT the other factors they look for were below the normal range. The list of items I gave you help keep the other factors within range after dilution. If you pass a practice run at home, then add listed items and all should be well for the real deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by StonedDead
EDIT: If you have much doubt, do a practice run and let us know the results. It'll take about 4-5 hours out of your day for a practice run but it can give you a peace of mind of knowing for sure before the real deal.
Knotme you made a good point learn your body before you play with your freedom, something people need to realize!! I will try that dilution thing for the first time on a few home tests cause I got a test coming up on monday. I will keep yall updated, but got to admit I am highly skeptical of this perfect way to pass a test. Just got to say if it was 100% effective than no one would ever get caught and no one would still try those detox things.:smokin:
Sorry sport, your on probation and you *KNEW* you were subject to UA??? Thats not just a real bright thing to do.... You couldn't leave it alone for the duration of your probation?? :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by The420Fury
see you when you get out of jail.
Hey Dazed....I will be looking forward to that thread by you sharing your experience of a dilution trial run. Please include your smoking history for past 30 days, eating/exercise habits, height, weight, etc. I'm thinking of doing another trial run since I have cut backed drastically compared to a month ago. I'm thinking of doing one tomorrow. Any buddies out there who want to do a trial run dilution tomorrow and compare notes as we go along?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dazed1NConfused