O MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! READ THIS!!!

Ok guys i was just drinving down to my local store cause i wanted some mt dew lol and then this guy re ends me in his truck with like a fiberglass cover over the bed and i get out and im like WHAT THE FUCK my parents are going to say i was stoned or something cause they just caught me and hes like you smoke weed? and im like yeah because he looked like a big stoner and hes like follow me and im like umm ok...but i wasnt real like mad cause it barely was a scratch and i get to his house i guess and hes like dont report me hitting you to the cops..and im thinking damn im dead or im going to get rapped lol and hes like ill make u a deal and im like ok...so hes like come here..he takes me inside and theres a mother fucking shit ton of weed and im like HOLY FUCK DUDE and hes like here and hands me this DAMN HUGE ASS BAG OF WEED and i get home and i weigh it on like my fucking normal digital scales like for people and it was 3.5 pounds..no lie....IM SOOOOOO SOOOO SOOO HAPPY and its not like dirt either its like almost chron i swear like it is awsome like im real stoned off of one bowl like its good dude like man damn like opps i said like alot my bad well later hahaha im SOO HAPPY

Jesus Christ, you lucky fuck. Enjoy. :D

3.5 lbs? did he give you a fucking trashbag? becuase a ziploc sure wouldnt hold that much

i think you may just be the luckiest person in the world...currently.
enjoy mate

think you could mail me some of that lol

DUde.. you are one lucky ass mofo (well, except for the whole car accident, lol).. 3.5 POUNDS? OMGGGGG#!!!!!!111!!

Heaven =)

i think ima get rear ended soon

Are u sure you didnt have to perform some kind of indecent act , for 3.5 lb i would give it some thought myself , then again i will do without

holy fucking shit, that is the best thing i have ever heared happening to a person!

There are some good fucking people out there.

Haha, awesome dude.

sweet deal. have some for me too.

That is the coolest story I have ever heard. But feel free to swing by my place and hook me up man.

-peace

Now that kicks some serious ass. Congrats on that one lol... might wanna become freinds with that dood.

*cups hands out*

wow....pack a bowl and pass it this way!!

later

(Insert comment implying I want some of your weed)

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Good call!

another instance where weed solves problems instead of creates them......dumb government....if everyone smoked weed there would be no road rage and shyt.......

Send me some of that free chronic bro. Come on share the wealth.

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holla

Yo upload a picture, that'd be pretty sweet

haha this story sounds awsome as fuck almost sounds bs man cmon get the pictures up lol i gotta see it to belive it :D lol

Yeah, I never seen so much weed in one place before. That would be a fucking treat.

damn fool! dude we got to chill soon !

Would have to see some pictures of this before I believe it.

For example what kind of bag you get 3.5 lbs in, how the hell you bring it home if your parents are bustng you with 1/8ths, etc. Seems a little dodgy.

he used his rectal stash of course!

later

DAMN YOU! thats was probly my fucking dealer thats handing out my fuckin weed! haha jk man, thats wicked cool, but seriously where the hell are the pics?

call me up and we can have a party!

PICTURES!!! AAAAHAHHHHRHHHFH

HHMMMM 3.5 pounds. that reminds me of that scene in harold and kumar when he finds taht big ass bag at the police staion then has a 5 minute visualization of marrying it and shit. lol. thats crazy man. wish i had a car to get hit. i just moon-walk everywhere i go. a few pics would b nice. ya kno. if i cant find any good porn. lol
PEACE

wow...

I'm not buying this cause I'm not seeing any damn pictures. What he's gonna brag about this shit and then not even reply to all of us?

DOUCHEBAG!

hes going to wait until like 2 weeks go by. DAMN I SMOKED IT ALREADY THOUGH1!!!

no i got 1 that could have topped that if the person wasnt so dumb,a couple months ago i heard on the news that there was some chick dont no how old and she found a 12lb brick of weed while walkin on the beach but i guess she turned it in so you are the luckyest fucker there is

she was stupid. even if i didnt smoke i wouldve sold that shit.

Yeah, I remember hearing on the radio a couple years ago of someone who found $1,000,000 worth of pot on a beach in Florida and called the police. I would have loaded up as much as I could have possibly taken with me and jetted the fuck out of there.

^ i would have filled my pockets and my anus with weed

mmm cigar time

later

man fukk that, i woulda loaded up as mukh as i kould karry then left. then id comeback wit some jumbo trash bags and get more, then leave and never kome bakk

once somebody hit my car, so i got out and was like "what the fuck man!" and he beat the crap out of me. i couldnt walk right for a month.