Most retarded thing ive ever heard

ok so ya like 4 o clock in the mornin last night im stoned watchin informercials i watch this one on like a dick enlargement thing and then they are talking about it and the chick advertising says that the only way to keep love going for years and years or for the man to be enlarged otherwise love will just die off, this statement imo is the most retarded shit ive heard and pisses me off anyways ya

Yeah, they're trying to scare you into buying their product. And the funny thing is, there is no such thing as a pill or chemical of any kind that has been shown to increase penis size. I just did a litle research and it seems the only possible methods for doing so are surgery (which generally have negative side effects far outweighing any gain) or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

To be honest, my member is on the smaller end of the averange range, but I don't let it bother me. I accept my body for what it is and anyone who can't accept me for who I am can fuck off. If a chick stops loving me because of my penis size, I don't want to be involved with her shallow ass anyways.

lol are those the ron jeremy ones, those used to litter the tv at night

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Yeah, they're trying to scare you into buying their product. And the funny thing is, there is no such thing as a pill or chemical of any kind that has been shown to increase penis size. I just did a litle research and it seems the only possible methods for doing so are surgery (which generally have negative side effects far outweighing any gain) or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

To be honest, my member is on the smaller end of the averange range, but I don't let it bother me. I accept my body for what it is and anyone who can't accept me for who I am can fuck off. If a chick stops loving me because of my penis size, I don't want to be involved with her shallow ass anyways.

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yeah i knwo exactly what you mean dude wow thats like exactly what i tihnk holy shit kinda creepy lol dude....thats really weird ya cuz im on the smaller side and thats what i deciede to at first i was like depressed about it but now imjust like if they dont like it well theres plenty of all women out there that will :D dude you rock \m/

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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420

thats really weird ya cuz im on the smaller side and thats what i deciede to at first i was like depressed about it but now imjust like if they dont like it well theres plenty of all women out there that will :D dude you rock \m/

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OK,
Open your mouth please

:eek: hmmmm

Stick out your tongue

:p

:::STAMP::: PASSED QUALITY CONTROL

*Stop fretting and learn how to give great head :cool:

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Originally Posted by Lulu

OK,
Open your mouth please

:eek: hmmmm

Stick out your tongue

:p

:::STAMP::: PASSED QUALITY CONTROL

*Stop fretting and learn how to give great head :cool:

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i think i understood everything about that other then
the give great head part, cuz i'll pass on that...

dude.. she didnt mean give head to a guy lol

man im fucking lost

ahahahaha sorry i shouldnt laugh.. being stoned in the day with nothing to do is awesome lol

give head to a girl if youd like. with your tongue that just got stamped. if you take steroids it makes your penis bigger. it is a muscular organ yo

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Yeah, they're trying to scare you into buying their product. And the funny thing is, there is no such thing as a pill or chemical of any kind that has been shown to increase penis size. I just did a litle research and it seems the only possible methods for doing so are surgery (which generally have negative side effects far outweighing any gain) or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

To be honest, my member is on the smaller end of the averange range, but I don't let it bother me. I accept my body for what it is and anyone who can't accept me for who I am can fuck off. If a chick stops loving me because of my penis size, I don't want to be involved with her shallow ass anyways.

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CONSTANT TRACTION?????
OHOO OOOOOHHH SIGN ME UP

Yeah thats pretty big b-b-b-b-ulllllshit. Like buddy said nothing can chemically enhance your member. You just live with it, everyone was made differently.

I've said this a million times.- 'It's not the size of the wand that matters, its the magic in it'.

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Originally Posted by slipnslide087

give head to a girl if youd like. with your tongue that just got stamped. if you take steroids it makes your penis bigger. it is a muscular organ yo

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yo dude i dont think thats true....i may b wrong but doesnt steroids make your dick smaller??? just what i heard....

as 4 ron jeremy.....what a lucky mofo....not to have a dick that big (i wouldnt)...but to get to sleep with soooo many bautiful women...and get paid fo it!!!

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

...or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

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So... if I jerk off all day long, my wang will grow?

It's win-win!

*fap fap fap*

nah it makes your testicles smaller yo. thats true. but your penis bigger.

no, continuous traction is more like hanging a heavy weight from the end of your dick for hours at a time. in theory it stretches and tears the tissue of the penis, which then heals up again, slightly longer than before. and this can take a very long time.

the downside is explaining why you have a 1 pound weight swinging in your pants. and also the heavy tearing feeling of having a weight hung from your dick. not to mention there's a good chance it'll get torn right off.

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Yeah, I think I'll live with my current size.

*shudders*

I was in the states last week and saw 5 minutes of MSNBC - THAT has to be the most retarded thing I ever saw.

CNN comes a very close second

thats why they are both doing terrible and not many people watch them.nice point!

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Originally Posted by DrGonzo

no, continuous traction is more like hanging a heavy weight from the end of your dick for hours at a time. in theory it stretches and tears the tissue of the penis, which then heals up again, slightly longer than before. and this can take a very long time.

the downside is explaining why you have a 1 pound weight swinging in your pants. and also the heavy tearing feeling of having a weight hung from your dick. not to mention there's a good chance it'll get torn right off.

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tearing dick tissue is not the nicest thing i heard all day.....*Also shudders*....*shakes head*.....not nice :S

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Originally Posted by slipnslide087

give head to a girl if youd like. with your tongue that just got stamped. if you take steroids it makes your penis bigger. it is a muscular organ yo

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How ironic you would post that in a thread called "Most retarded thing ive ever heard"

Because that definetly made my list.

If the steroids you're talking about are anabolic steroids they do cause severe penial retraction. Why because your injecting synthetic testosterone into yourself which your body has to use up. Well, after becoming accustomed to using so much testosterone, once to stop using steroids your body will burn much more testosterone, making your dick shrink. testosterone being the chromosone that controls reproductive anatomy growth. True your dick would be safe if you never stop using steroids...you'll just die of liver failure.

P.S
Steroids are fucking stupid. Bottomline. It's fake muscle which is essentially killing you to gain. If you want to get big, do it by yourself. If you want to take something, take protein or creotine. Roiders are fucking pussies.

fuck you. where in that post did i say i used steroids??? i dont. fuck off you fuckin square.