IM HAVING A DRUG TEST IN LIKE 3 MINUTES!!!!
AND IF I DONT PASS, THEYRE GONNA PUT ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHH CHRIST SHIT WHAT DO I DO?????
ANY SUGGESTIONS????
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IM HAVING A DRUG TEST IN LIKE 3 MINUTES!!!!
AND IF I DONT PASS, THEYRE GONNA PUT ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHH CHRIST SHIT WHAT DO I DO?????
ANY SUGGESTIONS????
Have a stroke, or heartatack
run lola run!
where a hat made out of rubber
Suck on a cheese filled corndog
i meant wear, not where... actually, where is my hat made out of rubber?
found it
based yourself in a nice marinade and donate your body to cannibals :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Looker
Nah, donate it to necrophiliacs. They could at least re-use it.
i'd have to say... your screwed. you didn't leave enough time to clean your self out...
YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT....
Just don't take it and jump in the chair!!! They will think ur crazy and not on drugs. lol though, what a good post!
-peace
So do you seriously have a DT or is this all a sick joke?
Cause if you do then I'm sorry to hear it...
This is waht i want when i die
to be creamated mixed with some good hydro and smoke me into the lungs with one big hit.Everyone knows and that is whet they will do.Then i will be with everyone i love forever.Well a little ash of me anyways.
i had a drug test too last tues
smoked 4 just before it
who gives a fuck
get results tues
Nice cup of pee, i have never seen one quite as nice
ok looker this is what u do
STICK UR FACE IN A TOILET
lol just like that pic we all love
later
Say you just went, and you can't go? That could buy you some time, maybe.
lol yeah, when it comes to taking the test, act like you cant pee.. Then theyll be like, "okay, we'll turn around" so then you jump out the window and live on a pirate ship for the rest of your life, occasionally coming on land to pillage some land-lubbers and buckle some swashes... and hey, maybe you can open your pirate ship up as a kind of Guest Pirate Ship, kinda like a Guest House.. so all the people who run away from things can go and live on your pirate ship and trade stories about vietnam and eat biscuits?
^yea i love that show
:p
Tell them you use LEGAL Hempseed Oil as a Food suppliment and because you consume large amounts in your diet you might test positive to THC,if your going to fail (I'll assume you will)you might confuse these narco-terrorists if YOU take the initiative and screw with THEIR brains instead,don't blame me if it doesn't work,but it should as this has been proven in a US court !!!
ps have empty bottles as proof.
^^
Good fucking idea.
thats a place where Frankie the Fixer cant get.... :D
i doubt if they were going to kill you in 3 mintues for havnig THC in your blood, i doubt you would spend those last 3 minutes on the internet asking for ad-vice :p
This thread is an old joke thread i did a couple of months ago...
Starcommander is ripping me off!!!!!
forget it you dont even know what Im talking about :D
Looker,are you sure your not starcommander?? Both of you guys seem to have similar posts....just random fucked up shit.I think you guys are the same people!!!COnspiracy! Admit it looker,you are starcommander!Quote:
Originally Posted by Looker