http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/...sp?intTypeID=1
This pissed me of here is a list the government has of slang for marijuana. What god damn word doesnâ??t mean pot to them? "grinkle" there that another one!
Ps I made that word up
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http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/...sp?intTypeID=1
This pissed me of here is a list the government has of slang for marijuana. What god damn word doesnâ??t mean pot to them? "grinkle" there that another one!
Ps I made that word up
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You mean you don't know those words? And how long have you been smoking belyando spruce? I mean, what kind of greeterhead are you? Anybody who bites their lips and blaxes knows what thirteen is.
(P.S. "weed" means PCP? WTF?)
iv been smoking for over a year now i know a good amount of them but some make no sense to me. are they really all that common?
Nah, I was just joking around, pulling random words that nobody uses off that list. The government really is clueless about all aspects of drugs.
yeah no shit has any one really looked at some of the words such as "babysitter ans cavite all star" really WTF
im just tiired tiiiired tiired of this shit man. they call it the assasin of youth LMFAO
yeah like smoking a bowl means marijuana. I always thought it meaant smoking. hmm you learn something new everydayQuote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
Just some of the errors they've made, excluding all the words that they just made up, and the omission of very common words like "bowl" and "stoned":
Bhang does not mean weed. It's a drink.
Ganja is not a word that comes from Jamaica. It comes from Sanskrit through Hindi.
KGB is a Russian governmental organization, not weed.
Hooters are boobies, not weed/coke.
O.J. is either orange juice or a former football player/murder suspect, not weed.
Salt and pepper are condiments, not weed.
You might get your weed in a sandwich bag, but nobody is going to pay $40 for a sandwich bag.
They spelled "shwag" wrong, and think it just means weed.
Wet is not a blunt mixed with marijuana and PCP. First of all, you can't "mix" a blunt with marijuana, a blunt has marijuana by definition. Secondly, "wet" refers to the state of intoxication under the influence of PCP.
Earth is the planet we live on, not a joint.
Speaking of joints, nobody "does" a joint. People "smoke" joints.
Cubes = marijuana tablets? What the crap is a marijuana tablet? Marijuana comes in buds you fucktards.
A cripple is not a joint. It is a handicapped person, and nobody would ever think of smoking one.
Scissors are tools used to cut things, not weed.
Seeds are not weed. Don't smoke seeds. They will explode and you won't be able to plant or eat them.
A tray is a $3 bag of marijuana? Who the fuck would buy weed in such small quantities? And how could enough people do that for there to be a term for it?
Philly blunts are not weed, they are blunts.
"Has" is not weed, it is a form of the verb "to have".
A haircut is not weed, it is the way in which someone's hair is trimmed.
An airhead is a marijuana user? No, an airhead is someone stupid, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an airhead. We prefer "pothead" or "stoner", both of which are not on the list.
Syrup is not a combination of marijuana and cough syrup. How could you combine those and why would anyone bother if you could just do them separately?
Smoke Canada? WTF?
Red cross is not weed, it is an international organization dedicated to giving medical aid.
They spelled "cannabis" as "carmabis".
And too many more to list here... Note, if you hear anybody using these words, they ARE A COP so get the hell out of there.
lol.....lol......lol.....haha that wicked funny yo im also wicked stoned
man i've seen that stupid shyt before
i think it's so fukin gay that every damn word means weed or "marijauna cigarette" or to smoke a "marijauana cigarette"....mmm hot knives are good....
they just made up shit for kiff and kief. first off they couldnt decide a correct spelling so they used both. and clearly the word kief comes from india right guys??? so its weed from india.
and wtf is a $3 bag of weed hahahaha
actually erm some people do get thc pills, but thats for prescription so i wouldnt really call it a street term.
a quarter is also no 6 joints. unless of course you roll your joints around 2.2 gramsish.......i have a feeling you dont.
Ermitonto, I read alot of your posts, you seem really fucking awesome.
Well, now reading your most recent post in this thread my suspicions have been confirmed. I don't usually actually laugh out loud when I'm by myself. But that made me. ^.^
Yes, I know there are THC pills, but they are not "marijuana tablets". Marijuana is the plant matter itself, and contains many more chemicals than just THC.
According to the American Heritage Dictionary, "kif" does come from an Arabic word, but clearly that's all they know about it.
Interesting how this list is primarily terms about marijuana. Even though it's safer than almost all other illegal drugs, it seems to be the government's main concern here. They don't even have words like "coke", "shrooms", "H", or "speed".
Thanks. I aim to please. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Encatuse
They use the word "Black" for weed, opiates and speed. Shows how ignorant they are. A drug's a drug, sure! Watch out you don't OD on pot there, sonny!
edit: HAHAHAhaha, I think I know how they got this one:
Zig Zag man | Marijuana; LSD; marijuana rolling papers
Cop: "What the hell are you smoking, son?!"
Stoner: "Ahahahaha! Zig Zags, man!"
gotcha
any1 ever wondered why do only normal ppl get abucted by aliens and anal probed and never famous/ goverment ppl?
maybne they have sum sort of deal.
If I were the president I would be too embarrassed to tell the American people I got a metal rod up my tunnel.
i may be alone buy "hydro" is just hydroponicly, typically higher potency bud, never MDMA(extacy) or PCP or crack...
and since when is a blunt a cigar mixed with coke and PCP
and how can you "lace" with weed...lacing is typically with hard drugs, and youd have to have the intention to smoke the orrigional product aka tobacco, which i sure dont
I went through them all. There are maybe 30 or so that they got right. The rest are crap. Here's some more that are just too stupid for words:
They think a bong is just a pipe.
They think a fiend is someone who smokes pot alone (who only smokes with others?)
They think grass brownies is a word for weed.
They think wake and bake is a word for weed.
They think "Maui wauie" is marijuana from Hawaii, but "Maui-wowie" is either pot or meth.
They completely made up the word "unotque". I can't even pronounce that. A Google search reveals only this list and other things derived from it.
They think "up against the stem" means addicted to marijuana. I can't find any evidence on Google of anyone actually using the phrase like that, so it must really be as ridiculous as it sounds.
I guess it's common slang amongst cops. Not real people.
cops use the rela shit./ we dont know what we are talking about.
That is proberaly the most pathetic list ive ever seen in my life, who are saing all these terms?
And how much varnish have they been drinknig?
lol I've heard hooter used before by an old hippie, its just a really old slang. 8)
Maui wauie is a strain originally from hawaii, but that doesn't mean it can't be from anywhere else Its grown. I think most of this is just really outdated slang, but some of it... Really i think they just made some shit up. lol Muggles is honestly like 80 years out-dated. And who the f*ck calls weed pin??
muggles is a fake term used on a fake movie/book series called harry potter used to describe someone that is not fully from magical parents lol!! they must be really scraping the bottom of the barrell to put out more terms for parents to look for......lol....i can imagine it now....a couple of nerds never even thought about drugs in their life get interroagted for a half an hour after talking about harry potter....Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar
ermitonto u trully are a funny man. but i totally agree with you on your list because most of those words dont even make sense to me. Either they're retarded or theres ALOT of words for weed that i didnt even know were words.
Awsome. crazy the amount of slag for weed o_O
GOBLET OF JAM???????? wtf where do hey come up with these words this is rediculous lol
I think they've been smoking too much mooster themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by LearyS Disciple
Ermitonto your list of errors had me rollin on the floor!!!!!!!HAHAHA
Yo That shit was hilarious
dude how old are you? you are way to funny to be a 14 year old or somthing...... lol this quote is funny as hell too....Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
Ha, even airplane means weed, what a bunch of punks.
I'm 19.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
HA, They missed mexican Hamburgers. My friend and I used to call weed that so no one would know. I'm suprised its not on there seeing as how every other word and combination of words in the english dictionary are.
cool me too...i knew you weren't some 14 year old lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
what kind of chronic are they getting
Blow Cocaine; to inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; to inject heroin
i always thought blow was just coke.. i have never ever heard anyone use that for marijuana or heroin
funny shit though
Well, you can blow a line, but yeah.
We should make up our own cop slang. Just start calling them "head-beaters" and stuff.
i hate cops, they don't like 18 yearold female drivers.. we can start by calling them "joy killers" or "weekend crashers" or just "dicks"
How about Dong Bashers? I'm going to call cops Dong Bashers from now on.