Question on dilution (test on 18-48 hours notice).

Had no idea it was coming (or even a possibility), but found out as I was smoking this afternoon that I would be taking a urine test some time between tomorrow morning and Wednesday morning.

I am a 5'9", 140 lb., highly athletic male with a good (balanced) diet who is also a regular smoker (not tons at a single time, but daily for certain).

I have easily accessible right now:

- 1 bottle of Test Pure Platinum
- 1 Bottle Aspirin
- As many Tums as I need
- 4 quarts Gatorade
- 2 Quarts Pure Cranberry (no sweetener, no water)
- B Complex multivitamin with the following composition:

Vitamin C: 300mg
Thiamin (B1): 15 mg
Riboflavin (B2): 10.2 mg
Niacin (as Niacinamide Ascorbates): 50mg
B6: 5mg
Panthotenic Acid: 10mg
Calcium: 52mg
Phosphorous: 40mg

I've read the dilution thread over and over again (would have posted this there but it's closed), but just want to know general regimens some of you all have followed with success.

This is for a somewhat major (and unexpected) promotion at work, I really need to do whatever I can to pull it off.

Thank you in advance,

~Awaiting a raise.

Also, if anyone thinks they have a better method than dilution, or really any advice at all, I'll take it.

I won't necessarily do it, but right now I'm willing to entertain all reasonable options (I am not dumb enough, however, to try bleach my piss - and I do not have access to a sample for substitution).

Subbing with synthetic urine really would be the best way to go. Dillution may work but probably only if you're one of the lucky ones that cleans out very quickly.

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

Subbing with synthetic urine really would be the best way to go. Dillution may work but probably only if you're one of the lucky ones that cleans out very quickly.

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I have no idea where to procure any on such short notice. Any kinds of stores in particular that usually carry it?

I really would do just about anything possible to pass this test...

Update: So unless the test is at 8AM tomorrow (in which case, dilution is my only hope - I smoked today, and every day leading up to today for about a month) I *think* I can push it back to Tuesday or Wednesday, in which case I am seriously interested in trying substitution.

I do not have access to someone who can provide me a clean sample (at least not right now), so I'm hoping I can find a place to purchase some synthetic urine - but have no idea where to begin. Any help?

Most head shops sell synthetic urine..

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Originally Posted by suzieque

Most head shops sell synthetic urine..

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This in itself is something of a problem - recently relocated, no info on the area.

If I'm not tested on the spot tomorrow morning, I'm likely going to try and take the afternoon tomorrow and track some down locally - just not familiar with my territory (and hesitant to share too much information online) right now.

Blech. I hate Draconian drug law, and dogmatic corporate politics even more. :(

Do a Google search for synthetic urine.

You'll find a few vendors that have secure ordering sites and offer overnite shipping if you have only days to spare.

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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

Do a Google search for synthetic urine.

You'll find a few vendors that have secure ordering sites and offer overnite shipping if you have only days to spare.

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Cool, thanks.

Minor update again - I actually did have to take my test this morning, did a combination of the two dilution methods in the stickied thread, got a diluted result (which was great - definitely not treated as a positive), can schedule a "make up" test for later this week (meaning I should have time to get some dry/synthetic urine).

Only issue: I'm fairly sure that somewhere between the dilution method stickied or taking Test Pure Platinum I got the worst upset stomach/diarrhea. Just horrible, still dying of it right now. :(

Dilution, while it helps, is highly dependent on metabolism, so judge accordingly.

You might try some health food store or even possibly a porn shop for the synthetic urine.

Alright, so I think I've decided to go with Quick Fix, but the only vendor I've found for it is charging $104 for overnight shipping.

Anyone have any recommendations for people selling it online?

The only porn shops in the area don't seem to carry it, and I'm doubting they'd just have it at GNC... :(

Edit: As I hit "Submit Reply" a friend called from about an hour and a half away and said he'd gotten me some Quick Fix 4.2 - looks like I'll be making a drive. :rastasmoke: