if you could get the gift to commit any felony and get away with it what would it be.
i'd kidnap this person i dislike and keep 'em in the basement for a few weeks before there release.
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if you could get the gift to commit any felony and get away with it what would it be.
i'd kidnap this person i dislike and keep 'em in the basement for a few weeks before there release.
I'd like to kill and eat a few people...... :D
It would have to be littering, because im just such a rebel... :cool:
Murder
Tax fraud, fuck giving my $$$ to the government.
smoke and grow shitloads of leagal gange
i would pull of an amazing heist like oceans 11 except better. with anyone else whos willin to help.
but id need a short chinese dude that can contort a good deal. crucial to any heist.
planting seeds in the white house lol
I'm gonna have to copy Slip n slide, Pulling off a big heist would be a huge rush. Un beatable by any high. It would be so intensly insane. And once you pulled it off, you would feel invincible.
Going into the White House, giving Dubya a swift kick in the nads, beating him up some more, and taking a few million dollars to flee to Amsterdam and live out my life in stoned happiness.
Probly robbing the bank with the most cash kept in it in the world..or a house with the most cash kept in it in the world....i would need the knowledge to do that tho but im sure i could pay someone to come with me....lol...i guess
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i would grow fields and fields of beautiful marijuana.
I'd shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and then write a song about it.
Tear that tag off my mattress.
Or maybe fold, spindle, and mutilate.
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If I had a "Get out of a Felony Free" card, I'd certainly use it to get away with growing lots of marijuana/mushrooms.
Commit tons of fraud, launder all my money to offshore cayman island accounts, buy an island, grow marijuana, shrooms, Phlaris Grass, Mimosa Hostilis, Syrian Rue, and live with a few friends, tripping balls and smoke all the chron ever. Endless supply, my dream will come true one day.
hey erm if your going all the way to the wite house you should just abring along something to kill him with. but something slower than a gun. slowwww. lke a blowtorch.
I was hoping he would die a slow, painful death due to internal bleeding or something after I beat him up. I think the slowest and most painful death though would be to grate his entire body with a cheese grater, starting with the testicles.
with the finest grating side of the cheese grater.
^ no. no, you'd wanna hit some one in the face with a hammer first then put them in a bucket of sulfuric acid while still alive, that'd be painful.
dancing naked in the mall
my wang will b flopping around and theres not a dam thing u can do about it!
later
ummm....i bet i could think of something!
lol sickos
i was about to write something but thought better not
Ah fuck it i would love to skin the penis of someone
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