God damned tiny indian made condoms gah!!!

Ever get one of those little red rings around your dong from your condom choking the life out of your poor little guy?
Well they make different sizes, but Im thinking its a load of bullshit, cause I have durex xxl's, and theyre barely a hair bigger then trojan "magnum" (feel like a big man now, oooooh) and basic shieks seem to be about the size of either of them.
Im geussing they make the big ones for people to feel cool at the cash register, but make them roughly as tight as regular condoms so the guy trying to score the cashier can get the protection he needs, and still look cool.
And my durex xxl's are made in india, cause they know about birth controll :rolleyes:

Well better to try that NEW Male contraceptive,,,,lol

whats a condom? i use a sock :p


(A VERY BIG FUCKIN SOCK LOL )

Pull out and hope for the best. And when you have some chick calling you saying you're her babie's daddy....run like hell.





Just kidding....;)

yeah dont run....just hang up.

the best contraception in the world mate , is a wrong name and address lol

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

yeah dont run....just hang up.

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LOL, yeah that's better, but first say,"Who is this? Amanda? I don't know any Amanda...you must be looking for my old roomate. He moved out last month...sorry." Click.

Count yourself lucky dude , when i use a condom i have to get a piece of string and wrap in around my shaft to make sure im safe. You big boys are never happy.

:D ...ROFLMFAO................. :D

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Originally Posted by caddyman

Count yourself lucky dude , when i use a condom i have to get a piece of string and wrap in around my shaft to make sure im safe. You big boys are never happy.

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

I think the indians that are making your XXL SUPER-HUGE MAN BIG DICK CONDOM's make them smaller then regular condoms, that way the people who buy them can get on sexuality forums and brag that the XXL SUPER-HUGE MAN-COCK CONDOM's they just bought don't fit properly.

Just my theory.

Maybe they think you'll keep buying them for the ego boost.

Try Thailand condoms they are even worse... Plus you have alot more need for them out there;)

encu....totally right, i enjoy the bragging far to much for it to be a coincidence, insidious indians and thier foot longs!

I'm afraid to try XXL condoms. I'm worried they'll be really tight on me and then girls will be impressed and then I'll get like.. addicted to them. Then they'll probably start to raise the price, all supply and demand style. Eventually I'll be paying 9 dollars for a used one that some guy found in the dumpster cuz it had a staple through it. In the end, I'll probably get aids.

And when people ask me how it happened.. I'll say "It all started when I tried on my first MAGNUM condom..."

lol do indians have little willys ?

Honestly, though, if they made Extra Small condoms would anyone buy them? You know even really small guys wouldn't...

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Originally Posted by robert42

whats a condom? i use a sock :p


(A VERY BIG FUCKIN SOCK LOL )

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Please be more gentle next time robert...And if u think of it, give us a wash in something other than sex juice :rolleyes:

jacquelyne >>>

Black 6.89" (175 mm)
Asian 5.33" (135 mm)
Caucasian 6.22" (158 mm)
Hispanic 6.15" (156 mm)
Native American 5.66" (144 mm)

And for all of those who need a bit of reassurance...Print out the page below and push root of erect penis against broken line for relative comparisons....

is that chart sayin 7 inches is huge????

call me MAMOTH then lololol :p

Hey your chart is wrong, it says that 13 1/2 is the record!!!! Ron Jeremy is 16 inches...and hes not the biggest, and 5.75" is avg. on most sites...

Question:
S2: How big is Ron Jeremy's penis?

Answer:
Nine and three-quarters inches

it's not the size that counts asshole, it's what u do with it- chucky

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

yeah dont run....just hang up.

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Yeah, like this:

*ring ring!!*

(picks up phone...)

Me: Hello...

Girl: You need to support my baby! I cared about you SO much and what we went through! How could you do this to me, all those talks about being supportive and if we had a baby, we'd be together forever...what was all that huh!? A LIE!? WELL FUCKIN SA SOMETHING!!!


Me:...Um...*stoned thought*...I'm hungry?

Girl: Godamnit!

Me:...Um alrighty then, NO SPEEKA ENGLIS!

(Hangs up...)

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Honestly, though, if they made Extra Small condoms would anyone buy them?

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They do make extra small condoms.

Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.

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Originally Posted by Stedric

They do make extra small condoms.

Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.

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Err? Not even self-induced? It's easy.

Grasp penis firmly. Watch porn. Pursue an erection. Go up and down until your penis feels really good and white stuff comes out.

SWEET
ANYONE BLACK HERE ?
lol

i believe that
most men say its about 7 or 8 liers
why lie for ?

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Originally Posted by Juggalotus

Hey your chart is wrong, it says that 13 1/2 is the record!!!! Ron Jeremy is 16 inches...and hes not the biggest, and 5.75" is avg. on most sites...

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No1 would buy an extra small condom incase the lass at the checkout laughed in their face lol

My penis is long enough I guess but I'd like to make it thicker and wider......


I'd also like to have big hangin swingin balls like a Great Dane....