My last court date ("sentence hearing") is on the 30th, and Im pretty sure that its gonna be 2 years probation. Anyone know how long it'll be until I get drug tested? This is for poss. of cannabis so I assume they will drug test.
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My last court date ("sentence hearing") is on the 30th, and Im pretty sure that its gonna be 2 years probation. Anyone know how long it'll be until I get drug tested? This is for poss. of cannabis so I assume they will drug test.
ALSO, is there a regimen i can get on to detox in like a week? I saw pills at a headshop that clean you out completely in 7 days, but they cost $50, Im sure someone knows whats in them!
What does it mater Joesteezy, One way or another your last day to party should be the 30th. 1) You can tell your PO you quit and they will allow time to clean out 2) You won't have your freedom to party. You can tempt fate and party while on probation and play Russian roulette with your life for 2 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by joesteezy
I'm not being a smart guy, I'm telling you, you played the game and lost. Don't be a 2 time loser. If you partake while on probation you can go from a young man who experimented with mj...to a x-con. Save your 50 bucks.
I think your missing what Im saying kind of, from this point on NO MJ. I want to pass the test on the 30th, what can i take over 7 days to detox completely. All this is assuming they drug test me immediatly after the hearing which is highly unlikely. In your experience, how long after being placed on probation does one usually submit to testing?
Well thats hard to say but I see people on these boards who dropped dirty there first test and have had the chance to test in a couple weeks to clean out. I guess if thats what your asking someone will come along and answer. I see lots of probation questions here. Glad to hear you say no mj. Good luck Joe and welcome.
i am on probation and i try to beat the system but i tell you its not worth it man. Nothing is fool proof and you go to jail if you fail. Worrying about failing a drug test and going to jail is the most stressful thing i have ever had to go through. Dont waste your money those products are not real. it is impossible for you to clean your system in that amount of time using chemicals or supplements. the only way to actually remove the thc metabolites from your fat cells is through burning calories.
dont let your mind tell you that you could risk it cuz you will probably pass, because what if you dont pass? ill tell you what will happen.. you will get your ass hole raped by a bunch of crackheads in jail.
I know the system sucks and they shouldn't be able to have this kind of control over any person for such a small crime. but just bite the bullet and get through it and once you get off you can smoke up as much as you like just be careful to not get caught again.
ya i know it sucks... but ive got 4 months left and cant wait to get off. I have a test next tuesday and i smoked last night when i was drunk. now im so stressed and its not even worth it man.
i hope i pass wish me luck
There is no quick fix!Quote:
Originally Posted by joesteezy
Read a sticky or two before you post.
And the other posters are right, don't be a 2 time loser. Do your time and then you can smoke again.
I appreciate the responses. Ive smoked MINIMAL amounts the past few weeks and before that I hadnt smoked in 3-4 months. By minimal I mean 3.5gs in about 2 weeks, so Im asking if there is anything I can take over the next few weeks to detox. A trip to GNC maybe? Im just looking for other people with experience, I really dont want to fail this.
There. Is. NO. Quick. Fix.
No detox will fix your problem. The only ways to beat a drug test are:
*Substitution (AKA using a clean friends piss)
or
*Time.
If you really cared about passing you wouldn't have smoked, even if it was a tiny bit.
I understand, I am not looking for a quick fix. I have ample time in my opinion, I am looking for something to speed up my body's natural detox. Again, Im talking weeks here. I guess if youre telling me there isnt ANYTHING I can take/drink/do differently with myself until the test to clean myself out I am out of luck but Im sure there are vitamins/supplements that will make my body clean itself out quicker.
Look, there isn't anything pill wise or drink wise that will help. Please, these kind of questions and answers are already on the boards. Just use the search.
joesteezy, Theres great answers. We don't mean to come off rough but there is not a lot of sympathy here because we like to think we are a community of responsible users that need to change our laws. (something I thought I would see in my 50+ years) I come from the old school where if your given a second chance you make the most of it....You will find support from a small group who tempt there fate while on probation but you can almost feel the tension in there post of desperation. Your post is a chance to do the right thing and i hope you do...:thumbsup:
Great post yoman and good luck. rebgirl420 you know I'm a big fan because your not only smart but beautiful to boot. Great homepage and thanks for driving around hollering at us dinasours..:D. Johns a lucky man...:jointsmile:
Hahaha your a sweetheart hun.
And your right, we don't mean to come off mean. It's just that we see people asking questions like this every day.
You dont come off as mean and Im not tempting my fate, nor am I being irresponsible. All I got out of this post was that there is absolutely no way to help your body cleanse itself over any period of time, which is just a silly thing to say. I see what you guys are trying to say but its not helpful or accurate.
And if you dont like posts like this, stay out of the DRUG TESTING forum. Thats all drug testing is, kids like us scared shitless cause we are about to get dropped.
Kids like you?
How old are you hun?
I was making a generalization. I mean its usually us younger people who are trying to accomplish something without getting in trouble for something we didnt really do. Like trying to get a job or stay out of jail or be cool with the parents. So most posts like this will have some desperation in them.
Sorry we offended you kid. I'm not going to get in a pissing match with a person with 9 posts and freak the mods out. You should read some threads and you will see 90 percent of the posters here are adults looking to beat the man for employment drug tests.Quote:
Originally Posted by joesteezy
We can't help it 10 percent are kids like you that want magical answers. There are no magic pills or drinks to clean you up. The only sure way to clean up for people in your position is time and not smoking. If you do find magic pills let me know, I'll buy two. You might get lucky with your 50 dollar pills but thats about it. No one gave you inaccurate information. How old are you anyway.
exercise will speed up metabolism ALOT.Quote:
Originally Posted by joesteezy
I run 4 -5 miles per day
if you keep your heart rate up for extendend periods of time, you will burn calories which stores the the thc motabolites
Alright, this isnt going anywhere and I dont want to make a bad name for myself. I am 19. Some people still consider me a kid, I use the term loosely. I wasnt looking for magic pills, I have used a magic drink in the past and I like to think it helped me pass, although I did abstain and worked out hard for a while. But, this time, I dont need magic. Im looking for general guidelines on detoxing, something as simple as work out and drink 5 gallons of water a day would have been more helpful. Specifically, some people I know have mentioned certain products you can buy at GNC/Healthfood store to help you detox over time. I looked in the stickies for supplements or anything like that but I couldnt find anything. Again, if theres nothing I can take/do to help myself detox then fine, just say that, but I feel like Im being led around a bit with this talk of "magical pills".
edit: thanks yoman, simple answer to a simple question.
aerobic exorcise is the only way to speed metabolism..
you could take niacin daily (300mg or so) it increases blood flow which helps the bodys natural detoxification and increases body temperature which burns fat. but just exercise should be good enough if you have at least 23 or more days before the test (moderate smoker)
Over excercising isn't going to help. Neither does drinking a shit load of water/juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by yoman
The average moderate smoker needs about a month to pass a test naturally anyway, even without the excercise and niacin.
That seems like good advice. Why wouldnt exercising help me detox? Wont that burn fat? And my smoking has been very minimal so I think exercising and drinking a lot would help to get my numbers down dramatically. I think doing that over any period of time would be a good way to pass.
listen man, I've been here 2 years and Ive read a million other threads of kids asking THE EXACT same questions. And the moderator for the Drug Testing threads (His name is FakeBoobsRule) always tells them that drinking a shit load of liquids and excercising is NOT, repeat NOT going to make you clean.
Just because THC is stored in the fat cells does not mean that burning fat makes them suddenly dissapear.
And all that water will do is make you wanna pee and/or make your piss dilluted (which by the way if you go into a test with diluted piss they WILL make you produce another test).
Sorry Rebgirl but we do recommend aerobic exercise. If your metabolism is fast to begin with or you are very active you probably won't benefit from it as much as someone with a slower metabolism, or is overweight or inactive. You are right though about drinking excessive water and the niacin. Niacin is completely useless and stay hydrated but don't overdo it because it won't help.
Joe, it is hard to speed up your body's ability to get rid of THC metabolites. Do a search on fiber.
Don't tell people to stay out of the drug testing forum either. You post a question, you can't pick and choose the responses. As long as the response doesn't violate forum rules, you going to have to take some things that you want to hear and some things you don't want to hear.
You might not want to hear it but many people have given you good advice here. Stop smoking if your on probation.
My main point was that THAT in itself is not going to make you clean.
:)
There is a lot of new understanding on the length of time that THC metabolites stay in your system. I know of moderate users that have passed after 1 - 2 weeks of abstinence. Individual results will vary based on body weight, overall activity level, consumption level, etc.
Best advice is to go to Walgreens and pick up a home test to see if you can pass. It's a $15 insurance policy..... See pic below.
Exercising will speed up the rate you get clean. 100% fact. To what degree i can not tell you. but for Certain it will help increase metabolism. No where in my post did i say it will instantly clean your system or anything crazy like that, but if you exercise regularly, than Not only will your resting metabolism increase but during your exercise you can burn about 100 calories per mile ran. now if you eat low fat during this time then you will clean even faster. your body will be burning your fat away into the blood to be filtered by the kidneys. The half life of THC is anywhere from .8 to like 10 days or so depending on your metabolism rate and body fat percentage.
There is no possible way that Aerobic exercise does not increase metabolism. I am not saying this is an instant thing. It still takes time to get clean, but it does help.
Drinking water on the other hand wont really do anything for helping you get the THC metabolites out of your fat because it is released at a constant rate according to your metabolism, but i would help you get whatever thc metabolites that are in your kidneys out. also drinking water is good for you so go for it especially if you are going to start exercising. Plus getting into shape and exercising is great for your body and will release endorphines and make you feel good and will help you keep your mind off smoking weed.
Hi Guys, I'm glad to see you helping Joe out. He seems like a good guy, just a little touchy:rastasmoke:
I still wish you the best and good luck Joe.
Nice to see you FBR.
I must agree with people who say just stay off of pot while on probation. Being that I found myself in a similar situation, except only a year probation(which, thanks to passing and paying it off ASAP I'm getting it cut to 6 months), it is a lot easier than it seems. Just keep judging the risks and rewards, and keep your priorities straight. Marijuana should be used as a luxury, not a necessicity, and this is coming from someone who was a multiday, everyday smoker as well.
Risks:
Go to jail
Longer probation period
More money
Directly impacts record
Rewards:
No jail
Shorter probation period
Less money
No jail
Less of a mark on record(Assuming it is just a misdemenor situation with you...with me, being that I'm on a thing called "Probation without Verdict" once I am done with probation it is completely wipped from the books that I was ever caught ;))
No jail
Being able to smoke up as much as you want once done
No paranoia about failing a test
No jail
Hmmm, did I mention no jail?
Anyway, the answer is clear to even the likes of Ray Charles, while on probation, Do NOT Smoke Marijuana
/rantover