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I have an interview at a very well paying business and will have to do a urine test if I get it.
The last time I smoked was yesterday, but only a bowl.
The day before that however, I was fucking baked the whole day.
I've been drinking water for weeks though and recently bought a product called Dr. Green's Xtreme De-tox with Creatine Booster.
What should I be doing to pass this test?
Go to the UA and plead insanity!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BTGemini
Just kidding. The detox kits are very unreliable. I would highly recommend buying some synthetic urine instead.
Get some synthetic or known clean urine from a friend. Read the substitution thread and follow it exactly.
Well, the drug test is for sure on Monday the 22nd. That makes me 120 hours weed free.
Will I still have a chance with the "drink" given that I drink liters of water by the second every day?
Synthetic urine is hard to find around my area and I don't really know anyone with clean urine. x[[
Well... I found a source of clean urine for the UA, but it's coming from a cousin of the opposite sex.
I read the substitution guide from N2 and have come up with a plan.
First, I'd wash the condom thoroughly and wait til it dries to add the urine.
Then I would tie the condom around with a wire tie and stick it under my scrotum followed with a handwarmer and 2 boxer briefs to keep the heat up.
When I arrive at the UA place I'll untie the wire and silently place the urine into the cup, take out my digi thermometer and cool it at around 98 degrees.
When the temp hits around that area, I close the bottle and turn it in.
Any thing I'm missing or is my plan looking good to go?
Sounds like a good plan. One tip if I may....Practice, practice.
Good luck!
whats the chances the wire tie will poke the condom? does the thermometer beep?
I would find something better than a condom. Go to a dollar store and pickup a small bottle of shampoo or something. Rinse it thoroughly and put the urine in it.
I can't find any hand warmers at this time of the year.
Anyone know how I can warm it real hot before the test? I would use a warm cup of coffee or something, but my mother might come along.
I think the condom would be a better use over the small bottles because it could possibly provide more warmth when I place it under my boxer briefs. I might even use 2 condoms so it wouldn't be as hard to pop.
And yes, the digital thermometer beeps. I couldn't find one that doesn't :[ , but I'm sure a sniff or two can cover it.
Is there a reason you can't use the arthritis heat pads that they sell in stores. They do run a little hot but too hot is better then too cold. I'm sure you must have seen the swirl and blow technique for too hot.
Well it turns out I don't have to do a drug test... yet, that is.
But I probably might do it sometime this week or even the next so I might go with the dilution method.
I'm 5'8 and weigh around 120 pounds. I have a fairly high metabolism and I do outdoor activities some days a week.
I've been drug free for almost a week and the only thing I drink is water.
What are my chances now of passing?
P.S. I'm really thankful for all the information you guys have been giving me :)
almost a week clean? even with your fast metabolism, its not a whole lot of time. I'm not saying impossible, but... :wtf: yikes.
I found hand-warmers at walmart in a little emergency golf kit. I was also told its the wrong season for them. If you have a camping store, they might have them. I bought this little child's temp strip (flat thermometer) at Walgreens and it worked just fine for reading the temp on the bottle. I DO NOT RECOMMEND using a beeping thermometer.
If you are thinking about diluting, get a home test and see how you do. How much did you smoke prior to the two times you mention?
I smoked almost everyday for the past 3 months before the 2 times mentioned.
Thanks for the info. I'll consider buying the strips and looking for handwarmers. :D
Practice with water. If you can keep the temp, you are good to go! I practiced (and stressed) for days before my test. Luckily for me, I had a place to stash the QF and it maintained the temp no problem. I don't think you have this option. Read the posts on how the guys did it. Some post that it will keep its temperature for a couple of hours while crotching it. (without handwarmers). If you go get a little shampoo bottle (or condoms, if you want) and use your digital thermometer and practice with water, you'll know if you need to buy something additional to keep it warm. I found you could get your 100 degrees easy from the tap...no microwave required ;)
Practice.