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I have had many times! Ive been searched by police more times than I can count. but for some strange reason.... They can never bust me! Ive had a cop search me and the whole time I had a 1/4O in the sleeve of my hoddie. :jointsmile:
When he said he was gonna search me I almost shit a brick tho lol
I've also had my share of experiences, some I probably can't name on here. But every once in a while I get rolled by the security of the highly conservative gated community I live in. They just act like they don't smell it and tell me to move along. And one time my brother and I took a fat sack of purps on a trip, not realizing there would be a checkpoint with drug dogs on the way. Luckily we went through with no problems. Stupid shit though...... eh, you live and you learn.
we were attending at a local guitar fest, cops and dogs were evrywhere
we were waiting till dark to get uphoric
I happened to look behind us 2 'uniformed ones' were heading right toward us, the dogs nose was to the ground
luckily we had our little 5 lb doggie with us in our lap she barked when she saw them
the cops smiled went the other way..... whew
another time we were attending John Mayer concert hubby was drunk as a skunk,
middle of the ilseway,dancin with a sage stick in his mouth
the guard walked over { I seen him comin too]
guard said to hubby
"Your smoking pot if ya dont quit it your gonna need to leave the park"
close calls
:(
The closest I came to being busted was when me and a few friends of mine were in my car parked next to the ditch near one of the friend's house that was with me. We were hot boxing the car and joking about what if a cop rolled up on us. Not but two seconds later did a cop car pull around a corner. We quickly ducked as low as we could, which wasn't low because of how many people that were smashed into my car. so the cop creeps up on our car and our hearts are beating and he shines his flashlight into the car right on our faces. Then to our surprise he just keeps driving along. Man we are all so high I was laughing when my friend said oh shit it's a cop! :jointsmile:
closest I ever came was when i was what 14 I was going to visit some family with my dad i an eighth of pollum in my pocket, And guess what i set the security thing off the guy patted me down, I could actually see the hash sticking out of my pocket his hand went straight over it, he just smiled and said have a nice flight, I was dripping with sweat and shaking and my heart was racing by this time. My dad just asked if I was alright and then we moved along.
It always gives me a tinge of "shit if I'd have been caught" whenever i think of that, god must of smiled on me that day how he didn't search me i dunno.
here this part of canada they harly care unless your drunk or violent. they've seen me toking many times! didnt do anything
lmao! at your post...
I been bustd twice for growing...my first bust was when I was 18 years old. I had half a acre of pot.... they estimated the net worth at 286,000 $ market...
lol .... my dad paid off the judge 5k and the evidence was lost..
second time... I did 3 months... same amout of weed.
been busted several times at venice beach in L.A. for selling some of my sens...
don't worry about it to much..... just enjoy life .. if you get caught you wont get LIFE IN PRISON , lmao... it's just pot...
just relax.....
the first time i carried weed on me i got busted. 0.64 grams=3 months in jail....FUCK THE POLICE!
Was smoking with my friend in my car in a dead end street that we have done many of times. I take a hit out of the pipe, and she says "cop", i look up into my rear view mirror (We are parked facing the dead end) and I see nobody, no car, nothing. I look forward and a cop on a bicycle coming out a walking path and is no more than 2 yards in front of my car. I've been holding the hit in for a little to long and just exhale as he comes riding pass my window. I look at her and say, "fuck me, game over". The cop rides past, does a U-Turn and taps on my window. I roll it down and he says, "What are you two doing?", I'm in shock and lock jawed, and don't even muster out a word. She says, "Smoking a Cig" and he then asks for our ID's. We both give him our ID's and he calls them in. He has a hard time with my last name and I correct him ever so politely. Dispatch says something, and he hands our ID's back and just rides off.
That is the only time I've been stopped by police.
After the cop started riding off, I should have yelled, "THATS a NICE bike, IS that a HUFFY?"
I think there are a few people in prison for a long term sentence thinking the same thing...its just pot! thats why i moved to cali.....for the first time in my life i dont worry about jail.Quote:
Originally Posted by bytesbull
my fave are when people get pulled over literally in the middle of a blunt, put it out and insist to the cop that it was just a normal cigar, and are let on their way cause the cop is too lazy to try to make them confess.
when i was in high school we were dropping a buddy off on the east side, or "bad" part of town. i had i travel toothbrush case with a handful of joints in it. the guy that was driving had a '78 camaro and the blinker stick was broken. we were waiting to turn left at a red light onto the street that seperates the rest of town from the east side. my buddy that was driving and myself are white. (the guy we dropped off was mexican. not that it matters to me, but it plays into the story. "two white kids coming from the "bad" part of town.") as we wait a cop comes up behind us. we already knew we were getting pulled over, and the blinker was their "in". so they light us up and we pull over. the come up, we explain. we hear the damn dog barking back there somewhere, mind you. they make him get out. take him back behind their suv. i get a rap on the window with a flashlight and i'm asked to get out. so i do. the cop asks me some questions. can i search you. sure. he takes the toothbrush case out of my pocket along with keys and wallet. when he pulls it out i say, "oh, that's my toothbrush." he doesn't even open it and hands it back. we were then free to go. that's pretty close!
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never been busted but have had some amazingly close calls. Closest call was when I ran from the cops in my all wheel drive turbo, it was only a close call because I almost wrecked twice, the cops were nowhere close to catching me :)
Cop told me to step out of the backseat of my buddies car and a pipe i had slid down my pants and out my pant leg onto the concrete right infront of the cop and he never saw it! That and my buddy took the charge, as i had a joint chillin in the car :)
I crossed two borders and the French customs gave me an invite to a cell :(
Shit happens.
Break the law , pay the price. :D
It's all good. :thumbsup:
My story involves some friends, purp, mario kart, deputy fatty, handcuffs, a sweet ford crown victoria, a mugshot, two DELICIOUS meals, lots of new acquaintances, my very own room and a blue kindergarten nap time mat.
When i was 16 years old, i thought it was cool to bring my bong to school. Then one day, these two really hot girls wanted me to skip school with them and smoke at one of their parent's houses when they were at work. So of course, i bring the bong with, but thought i would surely get caught if the cops spoted us, and searched my backpack. I just kept it kind of in my pocket, but under my shirt and walked with the girls to their house. In my mind, i was getting laid no doubt, and thats all i could think about when boom, a cop rolls out of nowhere and said, "hold it right there."
He made us sit down and asked where we were going. I lied and said we were going to get lunch, and he replied that leaving school campus was truancy, and we were to be taken to JIF (juvee). As he went into his car, i moved the bong into the middle of my pants, attempting to "jock it". And it worked, being that i was a minor, he went nowhere near my junk, and just searched me for weapons. As he is searching me, the little black thing that keeps the bong from tipping over on a table falls right out of my shorts leg, but he hadn't the slightest idea. Scared the fuck out of me though...
He called for another cop to take the girls, and took me in his car by myself to the school to id us. As he went into the school, with my hands cuffed in front of me, i slid the bong into my draws so it wouldn't fall out (thank god i didn't wear boxers that day). Next i was transfered to a huge van full of other students who got caught skipping, along with my two little lady friends. Fearing that there would be some sort of metal detector, i hid the metal stem in the crack of a seat in the patty wagon.
When i got to JIF, i was searched again, more closely, along with a portable metal detector. It went off at my belt buckle, and freaked me out as he made me show him the buckle. But they never noticed the plastic blue bong.
I had to sit for about 5 hours in this place with a bong in my underwear until my mom picked me up. She even took me out to dinner (another hour and a half with it jocked) because she really thought i was going to get lunch, and must be hungry because i never got there.
With this patriot act bullshit, i bet they can give kids full cavity searches, so be careful...
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Ive been close...not as close as many of yall have though... lucky :P
Ive been busted once but my friend said everything was hers.
Haha.
Never really been too close. but i have a couple stories.
The first is before i ever smoked weed. A group of friends and I went to see Korn in the mid 90's. I was in 9th grade at the time. One friend brought a bowl and some herb and we were all gonna hit it, some of us for the first time (including me). Well...i don't know what we were thinking, but we formed a little circle in the middle of the club, surrounded by people. The kid with the stash breaks it out, packs it, and just as he's about to hit it, a security guard grabbed him by the neck and threw him out. I damn near shit my pants. Luckily i was determined to smoke and got that chance the next weekend and i've been in love ever since.
The second was my best friend's first time smoking. We were juniors in high school. I got a small bag and that saturday we drove out behind this closed movie theater and packed my bowl and passed it back and forth. I knew what it was all about so i had no worries. My friend, being his first time didn't know what to expect. So we finish up and get back in his car. We start driving around to find some food and it starts kicking in for him. He couldnt take it so we pulled into a parking lot and just chilled out and listened to music for a while. We were singing to songs and laughing hard and enjoying the high. Finally he feels well enough to drive so we start the car, pull out of our parking spot and pull out of the parking lot. We are IMMEDIATELY pulled over by cops and start freaking out. Turns out there was a hit and run and his car fit the description. They let us go no problem, but man he was freaked the fuck out.
haha. now i just stay home and smoke. i kinda miss some of the old days.
Skeet.
in MN the felony possession amount is 42.5g
i picked up about 45g one day last year up at college and immediately sold an 8th. 5 min later, knock on the door, its the cops
i threw the bag under the bed in the room and the cops found it. they thought they had found the jackpot or something, they went and got the scale and when it was half a gram under the felony line they just took the bag and took the bong and left. nobody got a ticket, all they wanted was a felony arrest and when thye couldnt get that, they stole the weed
p.s. elskeetro: KORN RULES, I BLAZED MY FIRST TIME AT A SHOW 2. hell ya
one time i was walking down the strret in my neiborhood and i had a bong and a dub on me at 12:55(literraly) and cerfew is at 1:00. and a cop pulled up to us and got out of the car and was watching my friend the whole time and he serched him and he let us go.
I'm in the back seat, my buddy has a warrant I dont know about. We get pulled over and eventually the cop asks me to get out of the car. I had a glass pipe wedged between my but cheeks, don't ask me why I decided to put it there, I couldnt find a good place for it at the time we got pulled over. So i start getting out and as soon as i got one leg out the bowl dropped down my pant leg onto the pavement. Right at that time the cop decided to forget checking me and let me get back in the car :D So i put my leg in the car and shut the door while he walked around and didn't even notice the bowl on the ground, much less hear it fall. :rastasmoke:
I've got better ones than that.
Just got off work, had a bowl packed up, i'm driving home, decide to let my 400all wheel hp off the leash, I'm doin 140 or so down a hwy in the flat spot btw hills on a bridge, as soon as I get down to around 90, I see the cop at the top, he see's me. So I slam my brake instantly down to 65 and toss my bowl out the window. Cop follows behind me for a mile or so and gets off an exit. lmao I thought it was a close call.
One more,
Just got off work, had a bowl of some BC mail order packed up(think it was shiskaberry). Left work, got about half way through it, pulled onto my buddys street(fucking25mph zone I didnt know about) as it was getting dark, felt the need for acceleration so i went wide open from 5-60mph as a pig on a power trip conveniently turned behind me seconds after i went wide open. So he hits the lights and gets about 20 car lengths before I tossed my chronic and pulled over. This cop was pissed, he knew I went wide open again after slowing down to 25 so i could toss the pipe without him seein it. Well, he thought i was going to run from him(haha thought never crossed my mind) so he yanked me out the fuckin car and patted me down screaming at me that i just attempted to run from him. HAHA He asks me why my eyes are so fucking red and I tell him I got coolant in my eyes from work, so he wants my license and its in the fucking car with two roaches in the ash tray. I made the mistake of telling him it was in the car as he didn't give me the chance to get it, he just opened my door and hopped in to take a peak. If it wasn't for the cigarette smouldering in the ash try I would have been busted. THAT was a close call, to me anyways :D
Driving across Montana in 2001, I was hitting my hitter when suddenly a state boy appears coming the opposite direction. At that moment, you say to yourself, he's turning around and coming to get me. And sure enough, he turned around, came on and pulled me over. But during that brief interlude, I lit up a cigarette so I was smoking it when he approached on the passenger side and I rolled down the windows. Turns out, he pulled me over for flicking out a cigarette butt and someone with a cell turned me in. Seems there was a fire alert at the time. Still he gave me the eye over but ticketed me and I drove off. Little did he know, I had the bud from a grow I just took down in the back packed in chili powder and other scent defeating spices!!!!!! :D
One of the times I did get away!!! :jointsmile:
Also smuggled an 1/4 into Eastern Europe before 911. If you ever been there you go past military security. :smokin: