Fuck it

ok i'm really pissed. I've had like 3 smoking sessions, there's no way that i'm doing anything wrong. I inhale really really deep while lighting, hold it, hold it, exhale. Repeat many times. No high. No different feeling what so ever.

So, i'm going to get a fucking triscut, sprinkle that green shit allll over it, put some fucking cheese on top, and eat that shit. Then again, and again, TIL I'M BLAZED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND.

Any suggestions for eating weed, procations.... ways to ensure that i get high?

You sure it's some weed? Sounds like you got sold oregano or sage leaves.

If it's not weed, then somebody is not being truthfull. But i'm pretty sure it is, it smells, looks, has all the same charecteristics as.

assuming it's actually weed, just keep smoking it. wanna post some pics of your green? our quality control experts will be able to identify this mystery herb in under 60 seconds or your money back :D

Either you're doing something wrong, or maybe you got screwed and someone sold you those 'legal' buds you can get anywhere... They look like ral shit, but they're not. Maybe it's something to look into...

try some different dealers, it might be expensive, but its worth it in the end :) plus you can spread the rumour and put that shit out of business ;)

smoke it in a pipe if nothing after 5 bowls then youve been screwed

the pipe never lies :p

indeed...you cant really go wrong with a pipe to be honest. But if its real stuff then eating it will get you wrecked. As long as you use enough.

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indeed...you cant really go wrong with a pipe to be honest. But if its real stuff then eating it will get you wrecked. As long as you use enough.

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By wrecked i assume you mean high, correct?

And, i'll get some pics of my green latas. When i have some.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...wwweeeeeee.jpg

There is it.


A) If I eat all of that, will I get high?
B) is it real green

P.S. Make sure you dont miss the weed on the bottom left, where it's dark!

Double P.S. that's a soap container, about the size of a hand, not a box. When I looked at it, I realized that from some perspectives, those balls of weed may look about the size of a head, they arent, they're about the size of small small marbles.

well, it appears the edit button dissapeared, i meant dont miss the green on the bottom right, not left.

Weird, no edit button.

yeah you should be all right if you eat all that. But you really might be beter of piping it. You could get a good few bowls out of that.

Wrecked, high, stoned, blazed = Same thing.

You can only edit your post in the few minutes after you post it. As for that weed, I would try smoking it rather than eating it. Inexperienced cookers (like me) often mess thing up and waste their weed. Don't give up, it took me a few tries before I felt anything.

P.S. How have you been smoking? Joint, bong, pipe or what? If you're rolling joints that might be why. They tend to waste a lot of smoke, while bongs and pipes give you pretty much all the smoke you can get out of it.

i'll try and smoke it. It's just that if I eat it, i know that i cant go wrong.

Btw, i'm using a pipe. The pic is posted somewhere. I light, while inhaling as deep as i can, then hold it in, and blow. and repeat.

hmmm...i cant really see where your going wrong. The shit sure looks like real weed. Just come over to england, and ill teach you lol

I had a friend who didnt get high until his like 8 or 9th time smoking. It took me a few times, but finally when it hits you, you WILL DEFINETLY KNOW.

Persistance is key. Keep smoking, if still nothing happens. Consider getting your bud from a different source.

Will eating shake mixed with some bud(just a little)still get me fucked up? I just had that on some bread
guess ill find out tho soon enough...

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Will eating shake mixed with some bud(just a little)still get me fucked up? I just had that on some bread
guess ill find out tho soon enough...

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that's a good fucking idea.

Anywho, I'm not pothead bud expert like I wish i was, but I am a sience nerd. And I know that eating it mixed/blended in a shake will have the same exact affect as swallowing the shit dry. One of the many laws of nature. As long as you don't loose any, or any gas is released, which weed does not release gas.

uhmmm.... u should have cooked it chronic blazer.

As for u mowie wowie my sis is like that. U people got screwed up brains. Its a mystery why u don't get high. Are u breathing through ur nose? try a french inhale. Have someone blow smoke from a joint into ur nose while u inhale into ur nose.

Okay, you CANNOT EAT WEED without first extracting the THC or you will feel nothing. THC requires alcohol or some kinds of fat I think to be extracted so that you can ingest it by eating. This is why people make weed butter, because the butter fat extracts the THC, and why it's usually just easier to smoke it.

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Okay, you CANNOT EAT WEED without first extracting the THC or you will feel nothing. THC requires alcohol or some kinds of fat I think to be extracted so that you can ingest it by eating. This is why people make weed butter, because the butter fat extracts the THC, and why it's usually just easier to smoke it.

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biggest load of BS ever stated

read erowid.com's statements on eating weed

i cant find it but it says in there thc does not need to be extraced to get the effect

Thats not total BS, Its true you can eat it raw and still get off, but its far better absorbed when consumed with fats or cooked in foods with fats in them. One simple recipe I know of is to put peanut butter on ritz crackers(or your cracker of choice) then put finely ground/chopped bud on the peanut butter, put peanut butter on both crackers by the way. make sure you squish the weed well into the peanut butter. Just use as much weed as u can fit into the peanut butter or 1 gram per cracker mabey more depending on the cracker. Squish the crackers together then wrap them in foil and put em in the oven at 300 degrees F. for about 20 mins or untill well browned or black even (some like em black) But they dont have to be black so i dont recomend it. make about 2 or 3 of these per person depending on potency of da weed and how much you put in each cracker.(you could eat more) Careful not to eat too much, remember they take a while to come up so wait for the effects before you start gobbling down 5 of em.

Eat and enjoy. :D

oh Btw that pic is too blurry, so its hard to tell if thats real bud or just that pressed lettuce shit they sell as a weed alternative.(a shitty one at that)

oh shit my bad the temp is actually 375 F and u gotta preheat it. plus you should cook em for about 35 mins (not 20).

Awesome, im gonna try the peanut butter thing tonight with the crackers. But i was wondering, how harsh is the weed smell from the oven? Cuz my parents will come home sometime tonight and i wanna know if it is easy to stop the smell.

well i tried mixing 1/2 a g into a milk shake, raw, and i felt nothign :( maybe it wasnt enough.

err, so chronic did you get in trouble when your parents smelled that herb cookin? Sorry I got back to you so late, didn't notice the post.

um..correct me if im wrong (which i probly am) but when chronic blazer is talkin bout 'shake' isnt that crappy weed or stems or sumthng else? not as in milklshake? eh..amybe im crazy...and as fro eating ti straight, it dont do anything..ur wasting yarnie...u really do need to do the whole 'thc rlease' thing....fuck me, getting high shouldnt involve so much thinking..**sigh**

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assuming it's actually weed, just keep smoking it. wanna post some pics of your green? our quality control experts will be able to identify this mystery herb in under 60 seconds or your money back

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I was curious about the quality of the stuff I've been getting. Before it was awesome, now it takes longer and longer to achieve a half-assed high. I'm still kinda trippin - plus, I get the shit for free so you won't see me complaining, lol!

pic link: http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/7143Hm5rT/393604.jpg

LACED ALERT! I may be wrong since you're not feeling that much effect, but that looks like improperly dried or cured, or laced weed. Notice the dark patches? That usually points to a supercritical solvent lacing method.

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Awesome, im gonna try the peanut butter thing tonight with the crackers. But i was wondering, how harsh is the weed smell from the oven? Cuz my parents will come home sometime tonight and i wanna know if it is easy to stop the smell.

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I like to mix a little up in some olive oil and use it for sautte-ing(no idea how to spell that one). I normally use about 4 tablespoons of oil and about 1/2 a joint (not much at all) ground up as fine as I can get it. Then in the morning for breakfast I cook up some onions and peppers with the oil and put them in a breakfast burrito (chesse, eggs, etc.).

I use left over taco bell hot sauce most of the time, cause its free but I suppose you could use any salsa you like. Tastes pretty damn good, and i will be high pretty much the whole day.

Make sure the first time you do it you dont have anything important to do b/c its easy to get to ripped to function. Play with the levels and adjust to your liking. I like to do it in the morning b/c it has been so long since I last ate and my body scarfs up the food and the THC better.

Something about frying the weed ( must be the very high temps, kinds like vaping i guess) with the fat in the oil really brings out all of the THC. It seems a better way to save weed instead of using it for baking. I use ALOT less for the same effect.

Hope this helps. Good Luck.