South America Has A Gnome Problem

A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.

Creepy Gnome terrorises town in General Guemes, Salta, Argentina | The Sun |HomePage|News

Hahahahaha obviously fake but it made me giggle.

For some reason all I can think about is that Travelocity.com traveling gnome. What really gets me with that story (it was in the Sun, so it must be true) is that a whole town is supposed to be living in fear and terror because of a 16 inch tall gnome, that kind of looks like a mini clansmen) with a limp, that can be easily walked away from or hit with a stick.

There is no way that is fake --- that's a real freakin' gonme! And do not think you could just whack it with a stick! Gnomes have mystical powers!

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For some reason all I can think about is that Travelocity.com traveling gnome.

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That's exactly what I thought about while reading it. I guess we're both victims of the marketing campaigns.

I am soo sure those guys are that scared! Did you hear that scream? Obviously if gnome sightings are happening there, you can bet that the local chupacabra population may be in trouble. The chupacabras keep the gnomes in check. Looks like there needs to be some more research to see if we need to add chupacabras to the endangered species liist. Damn global warming!:jointsmile:
Those guys should capture him, "not just his soul" and cut off his head and make a bong!:D

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There is no way that is fake --- that's a real freakin' gonme! And do not think you could just whack it with a stick! Gnomes have mystical powers!

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No match for chupacabras my friend! Their powers have no effect on them or shadowpeople!:D

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No match for chupacabras my friend! Their powers have no effect on them or shadowpeople!:D

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Well, hell yes! I absolutely agree with you there! I would much rather meet a gnome in a dark alley than run into a chupacabra! But I'm just saying that a gnome is nothing to sneeeze at --- they seem harmless because of their small size and their stupid hats, but they are wiley and dangerous nonetheless.

Gringos malucos! [Those crazy argentines... damn them!]

(There is a slight rivalry between argentines and brasilians, you know... i just couldnt let it pass :p)

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Gringos malucos! [Those crazy argentines... damn them!]

(There is a slight rivalry between argentines and brasilians, you know... i just couldnt let it pass :p)

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Perhaps this gnome is just a hoax by some Brasilians to scare some Argentines?

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Perhaps this gnome is just a hoax by some Brasilians to scare some Argentines?

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I smell a conspiracy haha.

Watch out for the black vans.



I don't know about all of you people but if I was outside smoking by bowl at night and this thing limped it's gome-y ass in my direction I would absolutely terrified.

Then I'd pick up something heavy.

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Perhaps this gnome is just a hoax by some Brasilians to scare some Argentines?

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Not indeed... We dont need to do such things... Theyre crazy enough to scare themselves by themselves... :p

That picture is the image of Jimmy Carter - when he lost his way bumbling along to visit his friend Hugo Chavez in Venezuela.

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That image is of Jimmy Carter - he lost his way bumbling along to visit his friend Hugo Chavez in Venezuela.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate that man.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate that man.

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I had a feeling you'd like it. ;)

Haha you know me all too well.

Nice to see you around again too by the way.

It's nice to see the regulars around :)

Gnomes are elementals. They truly exist. I think gnomes can be good and bad because they are in the 4th dimension of consciousness, where duality still exists, but were beings, yes humans too, have superhuman powers, physically. 5th dimensional beings supposedly have bodies of light and have transcended duality into unity. Male/Female, just another aspect of the true source. All is One!!

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Not indeed... We dont need to do such things... Theyre crazy enough to scare themselves by themselves... :p

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man... I doubt it...

brazilians believe in gnomes all too much.. the I believe in gnomes bumper stickers... ( I had one that said, I run over gnomes)

I think it's the decriminalization of drugs... mofos got way too high from cow turd fungus...

How can there be any debate as to this video's realism when it's on The Sun. You know, The Sun, cyborgs replacing George Bush in an alien plot to monopolize black licorrice. The Sun.


Anywhoo, they had a midgit for a friend and access to a pointy hat. Awsome prank though.

Well I don't think anyone here questions it's realness.

It's just a funny thread.

That shit was crazy:wtf:..

I thought it looked pretty real n freeky. If it was a fake thing then theve done a pretty good job.. lol

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Maybe they live under south american and in mexico in the huge crystal caverns. And global warming killed there food supply, so they hunt at night.

How can u be scared of someone wearing a pointy hat cant u just like step on him??