First of all, drug tests are to protect upstanding people like myself from you lowlifes! I don't need you on the road, stoned, putting my life or my families lives in danger. I don't even want you making my sandwich. If you're going to continue being a junkie, then I really hope you fail the drug test. That way you stay in your parents basement, with your neon Bud Light sign, smoking yourself silly. I don't need to deal with people like you. I want you as far as way fm me as possible, preferably on some remote island reserved just for the likes of you. I work hard and I have made the right, and responsible choices in my life. I don't need you interfering in the good deal I've got going. I'm a better person than you and it pains me to think how much of my hard earned money goes to any of you because you can't get a life. You should be ashamed that you have given your life to drugs. You obviously don't think enough of yourself to clean yourself up, get a job and become a valuable part of the world.
I'm amazed at how much effort you people will put into cheating a drug test. Try putting that motivation into cleaning yourself up. You might get somewhere. I think drug tests are great. Think about it, do you want the pilot of your plane stoned? Your taxi driver? How about the surgeon about to do open heart surgery on your grandmother? or you?
You come here and you wear your drug use like a badge of honour. But do you in real life? Or do you hide it from important people, like your parents, your boss, or even better, your PO. That last one kills me. More than a few of you speak about your PO. That means you're criminals. Dregs of society, released into society. Losers, worthless beings. Useless. A complete waste of life. Congratualtions! You have gotten exactly what you deserve!
