Another i got caught story, but this is crazy

it all started when one of my friends drove me home who looks like a total stoner, aparently my dad thinks he knows who the pot smokers in this world are by looking at them, and i know this dude doesnt smoke, he just doesnt wash his hair. well my dads all pissed and says i should choose better friends, i just say ok and go smoke in my room. the next day i go out and get completely wasted, i know it wasnt the best time to do it, well i get back home and just wanna sleep, and not completely sober, my mom wants to talk to me, but i just say im sleepy and i think she can tell im on sumthing. i sleep till like 2 or 3 pm, which is wat i usually do on saturdays, but wen i wake up my parents come in my room and say they wanna clean my room up, and i tell them thats nice but ill clean it up myself, i had bongs and pipes in my cabinets and under my bed, and possibly weed around my room. so i quickly take all that i can think of out of my room and go outside to a friends house. like 30 min later my dad calls me to get home immediately and my friend gets all nervous thinking my dads coming after her coz we smoke weed or whatever, well wen i get home my dad says he found seeds and stems in my drawers, he found a little pile of wen i was picking my weed, so im like shit, and he starts giving me a speech along with my mom. thats wen the hell starts, i cant have one conversation with my parents without the topic coming up, iver never been really close to my dad, but being close with my mom, and know she acts all different, also they say they gonna go to my school if i dont stop and tell them all my friends smoke weed, they say they gonna talk to my couselors and shit. yesterday my friend called my house phone and my dad answered and threatened him to tell his parents he smokes weed, i dont wanna get a bad rep at school for my mistake, this is all fucking stupid, coz i remember looking in that cabinet and not seen ne stems or seeds, say watever u want, but remember im looking for advice

Shit man.

First thing you have to do is convince your dad to stay out of other's kids business, if your friends smoke weed, that's between them and their parents. You should be like, "Punish me or w/e but don't get others." Plus if they're uneducated about weed, give them the facts about it and if your parents smoke ciggs call them fucking hipocrets.

Geez, all these stories are making me really grateful my parents are hippies. Anyhow, if you really think they might possibly allow you to smoke if they knew the facts about weed, do try to educate them. But if they're the typical close-minded conservative type, your best bet is to pretend you're quitting while keeping the weed on the down-low (I mean really hidden).

the thing is my dad used to be a major pothead, he smoked pot in his home country and got to the US in the 70s when all the hippies came out, but i guess one day he decided to quit and now is completely anti-pot, and my mom is a complete prude and is very close-minded, ive been trying to convince them that weed isnt bad comparing it to alcohol, but i have been telling hem to leave my friends alone, so far its working, but im affraid one of these days my dad might explode

They could have made up the part about finding seeds and sticks. They probly just smelled it on you and knew for sure u were baked. With parents, it's guilty til proven innocent.

But yeah anyways, I would quit blazin' in my room if I were you. Also, try to be adamant about them NOT talking to your friends' parents and the people at your school. If they somehow get any of your boys in trouble, you might be headed for an ass kickin.

kill them both

at night when they sleep sneek in their room...and blop them both in the head with a hammer...then u dont have to put up with thier shit ne more

later

Yes, putting up with the policemen's shit would be muuuch better, as they're tearing through your house finding all your drugs and all the evidence about you killing your parents and putting you in jail where you get anally raped. I can't think of any better solution.

Your dad sounds like a fucking prick man. I know if one of my friends dad called my house telling my parents i smoke pot i would cuss them out like no fucking tomorrow. I would just looz it. And if he phoned my school telling people that shit, i would absolutly snap and cut him up to everyone i seen. I dont meen any offense from this but if hedid that to me everyone in town wouldnt even talk to your dad cause they would think he had some serious problems because i told them that. Like I dont know your friends parents or your friends for tha matter. But i dont take shit like that lying down. But my advice to blackmail him. Either that or just tell him to mind his own damn business and not to be a prick

I was in the same boat you were man. When I was in High School, my friends and I used to smoke every day before school. One day which happened to be 420, about 20 guys from my first hour class got together, at about 6 in the morning at a park by a lake and smoked up for like an hour. Then one of the kids got stupid and lit off a bigass smoke bomb. After this happened, we decided to get the hell out of there before the cops came. Sure enough as we were leaving, the cops came screaming the other way towards the park that we just exited. We eventually get to school just blazed out of out minds. (Keep in mind that this was about 95% of the males in this first hour class.) We all stumble into first hour which happens to be Wellness where we are learning about different types of drugs! The teacher was one of the best teachers i have ever had because she was dumb as hell. Her son did tons of drugs and was pretty fucked up so we thought that she had seen everything. The only thing she does is look at one of us, and say, "You guys look kinda funny lookin'" At this we ALL burst out laughing. I was laughing, but not for long. My sister, who was a year ahead of me had her best friend in this class. She new I was stoned, and went and told my sister that I was high in school. Things went good for the next few weeks until my sister and I got into a huge fight about something or another, and she yells out, "At least I don't go to school high like every day." My sis' friend told her everything about me going high to first period frequently. My parents were both sitting right there, and they decided to go up in my room that night when I went out with my friends. I come home high at about 2 am and I look on the kitchen counter, and my bag of pot and bowl were sitting right on top of the counter top with a note saying, we'll talk about this later. The next day we had a long talk about it, and I told them I only do it every once in a while like everyone says to their parents when they get caught. They know my friends, and my dad had the nerve to call 3 of my friends parents and tell them that they caught me smoking weed, and they wanted them to be on the lookout for their kids smoking weed too. The next time I saw them, 2 of my friends said that their parents went into the kids cars and bedrooms and found their bowls, bags, bongs, you name it. So the moral to the story is... "Keep your shit under Wraps! It's not too hard to hide things a lot better, and not be stupid enough to trust my sister or her friends with that matter with shit." Thank You, and KEEP SMOKING ;)

yeah i kept it tight when i was a teenager, smoking a small pipe with head out the window, using air fresheners and shit as well, by the time they found out and smoke i was 21 and living abroad ,

so usually id say better to keep it low until your of an age when they treat you like an adult

Wow... Kellis... if i was in your situation... and this probably isn't the best of all ideas... I would probably see the note with my pipe and weed, look around (i'm guessing it was late at night and they were upstairs), take your pipe and weed and get it to a safe place (Presumably NOT in the house or your car) and call your friends asap to let them know to be on the lookout for your rents calling theirs. When you get back home after hiding them, if they heard you they probably got up and are waiting up for you.... so explain your reasonings for smoking pot and if they don't accept it. A. They don't have your pot... so your weed and pipe is at least safe and B. This is the time you bitch them out.... hardcore...

Personally... if my parents made such a big deal about it (and they would if they ever found me... and i've had my fair share of close calls) then I would wage war and don't back down against them... I've gotten my parents to ease up by continuing to rebel against them (in the areas i disagree with them on, mind you) but that's just my two cents... and i'm high...