Whats a good comeback when someone calls you a "pothead" , lol

Whats a good comeback when someone calls you a "pothead" , lol

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Then there's medical usage- You might just show him a printed up copy of the link below. "Well, I'm less likely to get Alzheimer's or cancer..." Show him some studies! Educate him!

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Originally Posted by kodiak

Whats a good comeback when someone calls you a "pothead" , lol

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A simple "Thank you" should suffice :jointsmile:

Find out what their vices are?...everybody's got one.

"huh ?" :stoned:

I inhale pot so that makes me a pothead?
You inhale air... What does that make you???

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Originally Posted by psteve

I inhale pot so that makes me a pothead?
You inhale air... What does that make you???

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All answers so far have been great, but this one is priceless! :D

Here's a pic of a pothead driving, but at least she has her seatbelt on.

NCM

tell them without pot, basicly you can kiss half the worlds good music goodbye.

I'd correct them and say, I'm not a pothead I'm just a cannabis user. :jointsmile:

it's pronounced PO-THE-AD

"Excuse me, we'd rather to referred to as 'Poh-theeds'."

I never found it offensive unless the context insinuated such..In which case I would promtly exhibit that I was MUCH more intelligent than the person calling me a pothead. Usually came from someone with a beer in their hand or a cigarette in their mouth, then making it rather simple to prove my point.

weed and cars is fine, its gettting caught with weed in car that isnt good

my friend, i guess you could say my previous best friend calls me a pothead, it used to bother me cause he was a hypocrite, he would joke about doing it, make jokes about it, hell, he even sold it for a few weeks, but stopped cause he knows nothing. he used to say it in a mean way and it was harsh, i would usually just insult him someway back. But i guess now hes cool with it, and he says it, and i just give a little chuckle and shake my head, not in a condemning way, but in a "you're silly" type

I'd sum up the person, and ask if they had a point, if it was negative, I'd just say "You're about to be intellectually trounced in grandiose verboseness.... wait for it...." then I'd smash them intelligently using whatever I'd gathered from them via observation.

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Originally Posted by kodiak

Whats a good comeback when someone calls you a "pothead"?

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^^^^^^^ lol

"Ya straight-laced pitter patter piece of shit" is what my comeback would be, more or less funny and witty depending on my mood.

And, usually people my age who diss smoking(very few) tend to be drunken asian whores* who scoff at the idea of smoking bowls at a party but are the first to be blowing a guy behind a dumpster at an open bar. I denounce their whore logic and repeatedly make fun of them, both in front of and behind their back.

*No offence to other drunken asian whores, all of you that may be, it just always seems to work out that way

If someone calls me a pothead, then they are someone I already know. In which case I respond with, "you are a pothead too!"

i know you are, but what am i


but seriously a comeback for that.. i would rag on something he/she does like drinking smoking or gambling which are all worse than smoking weed that came from a fucking plant, whats next off the stupid idiots are going to ban blueberries because they taste so good:thumbsup:

but you see how there system works ? eh and we have to go by there rules right.. watch the pattern

drinking = tonnes of people dead and tonnes of money for the government,i had a guy die on my living room floor due to drinking, i had lots of friends put in hospital due to drinking:mad:

smoking = i don't even want to talk about it.......

gambling = seriously im willing to bet $10 000 more people have died due to gambling related incidents than smoking pot, and i am willing to bet that because i cant name a single person od on pot:rastasmoke: can you ?

the list goes on and on and on, people in this generation are willing to allow all this to happen at a huge cost, like the time my friend got ran over by a drunk driver back when i was like 13.. yet you pricks say it's bad to smoke weed:wtf: my suggestion is for you high power people to get your head out of your ass and make this a legal matter IT"S A PLANT THAT NATURALLY CAME FROM THE EARTH:wtf:

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Originally Posted by psteve

I inhale pot so that makes me a pothead?
You inhale air... What does that make you???

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i agree, priceless...

my friends and i call eachother pothead all the time, thats what we are...lol

db:smokin:

p.s. if it causes health problems it will always be legal because tobacco and alcohol make the drug and health care companies so much money:wtf:

I'd proabably say 'And what?!' Suck my toe. Or something to that effect. But only if they're being negative, i can tell the difference. I wouldn't hang out with people like that anyway.

id rather be a pothead than a drunk

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Originally Posted by psteve

I inhale pot so that makes me a pothead?
You inhale air... What does that make you???

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I've got to remember that 1 :stoned:

Lick my Budd

lifes too important to worry about being deemed a term about half the population on earth are deemed. yeah the words a little rude imo, but just tell them some other funny ass thing to call you that has the same meaning as pothead, just funnier. make a joke outta it

hi you could use stoner...meaning your stoned all the time

Kiss My grASS!

if you werent such a pothead youd be able to come up with a witty retort wouldnt you

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Originally Posted by smokealot123

but you see how there system works ? eh and we have to go by there rules right.. watch the pattern

drinking = tonnes of people dead and tonnes of money for the government,i had a guy die on my living room floor due to drinking, i had lots of friends put in hospital due to drinking:mad:

smoking = i don't even want to talk about it.......

gambling = seriously im willing to bet $10 000 more people have died due to gambling related incidents than smoking pot, and i am willing to bet that because i cant name a single person od on pot:rastasmoke: can you ?

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That gambing habit is hard to beat too. This guy cant make a post without laying down a bet.

"im not no pothead, i just smoke weed habitually" lmao

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Originally Posted by psteve

Kiss My grASS!

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priceless ;)

"You're a pothead."
"Well, you're a dickhead."
"But you're a hophead!"
"And you're a shithead!"
"Butthead!"
"Fuckhead!"

I may have a rather large cannabis tolerance, but none for you so frig off!!

I'd rather be a dank smoker, than a wank stroker like you.

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Originally Posted by psteve

I'd rather be a dank smoker, than a wank stroker like you.

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lmao im laughing and im not even high!!!!! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by psteve

I'd rather be a dank smoker, than a wank stroker like you.

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hahahah

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Originally Posted by Mr. Clandestine

All answers so far have been great, but this one is priceless! :D

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definitely agreeing with you on that one !

This thread had me laughing for about 5 minutes straight.
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