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I'm subjected to "surprise" randoms at work and have to submit a sample at work. My only alternative is "The Urinator" and so the help and advice I'm looking for is, where to conceal "the urinator"? How long will Synthetic Urine last in "the urinator"? Does "the urinator" make any unusual sounds when emptying the synthetic urine? Please any and everybody help me out on this one. Thanks!!!
Why can't you use Quick Fix?
I love the little thing, for your question you will need to keep your urinatior handy. Most jobs here have you drive your self to your own random piss test they just give you a time frame to be thier and then back at work. So depending on your situation you will have to addapte. First urine in its sample form is kinda fragile, you dont want to contaminiate it with water liquids or solids, the container it comes in helps with this. However it is also contaminiated buy light and temperature so be sure to keep it in a dark place a bedroom dresser is good for temp. Now as far as how long it last, the samples are rated to last a year in the container, however I have used mine and passed with a year and a half old sample. Once you mix the sample it is only good for about 12 hours max. now as far as the process of how the urinator works, you will need to always have 2 duracell 9 Volts handy. And a way to heat water to body temp rapidly. Personaly I have done this with a water fountain and my mouth in a pinch. You want a way to heat your water because the urinator will take long even run out the batteries, trying to turn cold water to 98 deg. water. Hell in a pinch I used just the urin sample and water I held in my mouth for about5 minutes. Since you can mix the water and then put it in the urinator or you can just put water in your specimen cup ,then mix the concentrated urine in the cup with the temped up water. this can be very versitle, because you will need a space about the size of a childs shoe box to store your urinator and the syringe to load it. But like I said in a pinch you can make it happen. If you have any more questions about the Urinator goahead and ask, I use it and 3 other of my friends use it. Before I used the urionator I lost some realy good jobs, my friend lost a government job that would have been realy nice if he still had. I lost a job that paid bank, because I had gotten caught with a random, it didnt matter waht I did or acomplished in that orginization just that the test came out dirty. Live and learn that was then this is now.
Thanks MadSativa, but help me on this. A supervisor will come up to you and tell you you have to submit a sample, they escort you to the nurse's office where you submit a unsupervised urine test, so I need "the urinator" on me at all times, with the quick fix heated and ready to be submitted. How long does "the urinator" keep the temp at 98 degrees? How long does it take for "the urinator" to heat up to 98 degrees? I just wanna know the best way at handling this situation, I will be using Quick fix 4.0, 5.0 or the latest formula as my sample to be in "the urinator", ready to go. Thanks MadSativa, please respond.....Oh yeah Jerry G, did that answer your question?
If youre giving a sample in privacy, devices like the Urinator or any other artificial delivery system are totally unnecessary.
The Quick Fix 4.0 (the current formulation, BTW) comes with a heat pack which can be attached to the bottle. With the heat pack activated and attached, the QF will remain at proper temp for over 6 hours. Handwarmer packs can also be purchased at any sporting/camping shop.
For hiding and carrying tips, follow N2's post in the Substitution sticky thread. You'll discover this method to be easier than any bulky delivery device.
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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
That's what I meant...
I understand what your saying B-Toast, but I don't want to go in the washroom, then attach the heating pad to the quick fix and then come back out and stall for 15-20 minutes for it to heat up. I want "the urinator" on full standby and I can't put a heating pad on the quick fix everyday, it may be a year or two before my number is called and by then I would have gone through a 1,000 heating pads, you feel me? When the supervisor comes and get you, there's no going to the washroom, lockers or anything, you are escorted straight to nurse's office, that's why I need "the urinator". You got anymore advice for me? I'm all ears!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
The urinator must keep it warm as well. This means everyday you will be heating your sample with the urinator from 2 9 volt batteries . I'm not sure about how long it takes for it to eat through 2 9 volts but I'd guess a couple of days at work and its dead. This means you have to balance the cost $.65 handwarmers to a $4 pack of 9-volts Also, consider a way you could keep your sample warm at work without wearing it, i.e. on the heat vent, behind the exhaust of a computer, really nudged up against anything warm. Get a system of croching it in the morning then hiding it in a nearby hot spot for the afternoon, then grab it when needed.
Thanks for your input Tebit, but I seriously doubt 2 9 volt batteries will die out in a couple of days, see that's the problem, I have to have a warm sample on me at all times, I can't sit it somewhere because when they come and get you, it's stop what you're doing and come with me. I don't know too much about "the urinator", is there a on/off switch? Can I attach the 9 volt batteries to the device when needed? Man, I don't know, this random drug test shit got me fucked up. I just wanna smoke a couple blunts after work, is that so bad? I'm just going to call the makers of "the urinator" and ask them some questions. Thank you all for your advice and wisdom, peace!!!
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no batteries only last 4h they say i chech my in test i say 2 3 tops there no way to keep it warm always ready un less you keep it tap to body armpit to keep it warm i have same problem looking for way to pass radom .maybe their a way u can plug it in to the wall outlet with convertor maybe but it will burn out heater after a while.body heat the only way i can see.sucks to have to tap a bag of piss to yourself every day.:pimp:
wow the nurses office huh, no secruity checks on the way in? I would just use the samples that come with the urinator their cheaper and the same thing I think. And I have only had the urin in the urinator for 3 hours max. I think they rate it for 4 hours in keeping it at akrite temp with new set of coppertops. "In your situation" sounds like a situation I have only experianced a few times in which case you dont smoke.Quote:
Originally Posted by offdatdro