HUGE life changing UA, anything not a scam?

hey all this is my first post here but i have used the boards for great info and entertainment for a while now. so i have been on probation for 4 months, been mostly clean, never taken a UA but have run test strips clean just in case. well my attorney tells me he is filing a motion for early termination from probation and i wont have to go to my last check in. well now i have to have a hearing to get off and it wont be till after my check in, so since ive been thinkin i am off for good i have been smoking 4-5 bowls everyday for the last 2 weeks. if i get tested i have to pass in order for this shit to go off my record and to finally get off papers for good. if i fail i go to jail.

so now i have 1 week, i think i can get it moved back a week no prob. so 2 weeks being completely clean.i was planning on doing the dilution method but i have to be sure. from what i have read most ppl dont by into the drinks or anything, but there has to be something right? what about the megeclean shit thats like 70 a bottle. its got a money back garauntee and its on forum link on the site right above this forum so it must be somewhat reliable? i've read good results and it seems to have components you dont get from simple dilution. what about some sort of whizzinator that doesnt look too fake? i know someone who had synthetic urine come out of a little concealed tube to it looked like you actually are peeing. money is not an object i will do anything to pass this. anyone have any suggestions on any cleansing products?

If your test is truely observed, don't risk the Whizzinator. It looks like a fake dick and is hard to operate with someone actually watching you.

I'd get the test pushed back. Tell your lawyer what's up, he does not want you to go to jail.

In two or three weeks you should be pass with dilution no problem.

The drinks you buy really are crap. Do not believe the marketing hype. Save your money for a nice sack to burn after you are in the clear.

Follow the dilution sticky instructions to a "T", and you will be fine.

Buy some home tests and do some practice runs starting in about a week.

thanks for the response! anyone know anything about megeclean specifically? i wish i could get it pushed back more but if i get two weeks then i'll be lucky. it is about my p.o, not my lawyer i'm sure she wont let me push it back more than a week. btw i definately plan to follow the dilution tips. i am 5'9 180, about 7.5% i do fitness modeling so i am in very good shape and run and workout everyday but i would like to do something in addition to these steps. i have passed a test after 14 days once before but it was a shitty strip test this is one they send to the lab. failing this is not an option, i am doing a double major and plan on getting paid when i graduate, if i fail and this offense doesnt come off my record i could get turned down for alot of job opportunities

There is no magic drink. They work by dilution, just like the program described here.

Actually N2's program is superior to the drinks because it provides for proper creatine loading, which is essential to passing a lab test.

Good luck, and put no faith in Megaclean or any other product like it...

thanks again JG. does anyone know of any type of synthetic urine that could work in a supervised test? i have been looking everywhere for the kit that my friend had, he would go to his check ins blazed. i have read that for the most part people dont buy into the whole niacin thing right? what about some fat loss product?

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Originally Posted by brewu4

thanks again JG. does anyone know of any type of synthetic urine that could work in a supervised test? i have been looking everywhere for the kit that my friend had, he would go to his check ins blazed. i have read that for the most part people dont buy into the whole niacin thing right? what about some fat loss product?

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Supervised? I guess he could try the wizzinator. It's a prosthetic penis with synthetic urine.

I have first hand knowledge of the whizzinator. It sucks the thing is sooo fake looking and on top of that u have to open a thumb valve to get the pee flowing. It looks so suspicious I bought mine thinking I could use it for probation no go it was so fake looking I never used it and qiut smoking for 13 months. It sucked because it costed nearly 200 bucks. I would stick to the dilution sticky.

i decided against the whizzinator, its my last check in and not worth the risk, i would much rather have a dilluted sample than to get caught with it. i have been taking 1000 mg of niacin a day and am about to up it to 1500, 3 scoops of metaucil a day, drinking 32 oz of cranberry cocktail(30% cranberry) a day, working out and running about 4 miles a day. i have rolaids and asprin ready, and already am on a creatine supp so thats covered. i have 10 test strips that should be here thursday, as of right now my (possible) test is on fri the 11th. this would only be 7 days clean. i am gonna try and get it pushed back a week by making up some bs and saying i need to go back home for the weekend. if all goes well with my hearing and my check in i will be off of papers on the 18th, just in time for 4/20! Anyone know if a fat loss product would do any good?

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Originally Posted by joker88

I have first hand knowledge of the whizzinator. It sucks the thing is sooo fake looking and on top of that u have to open a thumb valve to get the pee flowing. It looks so suspicious I bought mine thinking I could use it for probation no go it was so fake looking I never used it and qiut smoking for 13 months. It sucked because it costed nearly 200 bucks. I would stick to the dilution sticky.

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Unless someone is sitting 2 cm away from your Johnson (which they are not going to do for many reasons) they won't be able to tell.

Secondly that valve does make a pop, however it's not so loud that the sound isn't easy to cover up with other sounds.. a cough, clearing your throat.. making a sound of relief.. etc etc.

Even with the room covered in mirrors (that's how my UA was done. Man in a room with mirrors for walls. They don't inspect you. They just stand there usually filling out labels or turned the other way.

I did not have a problem using the wizzinator. I was tested 4 times in 6 months.

Although I should probably note that I was on probation for a non drug/non violent related issue. Though I don't think that matters because the person in the bathroom doesn't know anything except your name.

I can't speak for all probationary UA's but that was my experience with it and using the wizzinator.

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Originally Posted by brewu4

i decided against the whizzinator, its my last check in and not worth the risk, i would much rather have a dilluted sample than to get caught with it.

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I find this statement very funny. Not worth the risk of getting caught but you've been smoking 4-5 bowls a day for the last 2 weeks and not off probation YET.

That in itself is a HUGE risk.

7 days is a very short time frame, it can be done but I don't think it's likely even with low body fat.

I'm sub 10% in the summer and right under 11% in the winter (I work out daily) and I can't pee clean in 7 days. I have a friend who is not really into working out and not in the best shape like I am and he smoked with me 3 days in a row and also couldn't pee clean a week later (he had an interview for some crap job he didn't care about. He failed his UA)

If you're wanting a sure fire way to pass the I feel substitution is the only guaranteed way. Whether you use a synthetic urine product like Go number 1 or the wizzinator OR if you use real urine substitution. Although for that to work in a supervised setting you would have to actually inject the urine into your bladder to both maintain it at a constant temperature and so they can see it come out of you. The problem with this is that you leave yourself open for all kinds of infection to happen.

The court more than likely won't grant you anymore time to take a UA. You're the one trying to get off early. If you can't substitute or use synthetic then I would try tainting the sample and then asking to retake the test. This should buy you at least 2 weeks time I would think.

Disclaimer: Whatever option you choose to do is at your discretion. I am not responsible for the results of your test or if you get caught.

Had to throw that up there. Didn't want someone getting pissy with me if they failed the test or got caught.

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Originally Posted by brewu4

hey all this is my first post here but i have used the boards for great info and entertainment for a while now. so i have been on probation for 4 months, been mostly clean, never taken a UA but have run test strips clean just in case. well my attorney tells me he is filing a motion for early termination from probation and i wont have to go to my last check in. well now i have to have a hearing to get off and it wont be till after my check in, so since ive been thinkin i am off for good i have been smoking 4-5 bowls everyday for the last 2 weeks. if i get tested i have to pass in order for this shit to go off my record and to finally get off papers for good. if i fail i go to jail.

so now i have 1 week, i think i can get it moved back a week no prob. so 2 weeks being completely clean.i was planning on doing the dilution method but i have to be sure. from what i have read most ppl dont by into the drinks or anything, but there has to be something right? what about the megeclean shit thats like 70 a bottle. its got a money back garauntee and its on forum link on the site right above this forum so it must be somewhat reliable? i've read good results and it seems to have components you dont get from simple dilution. what about some sort of whizzinator that doesnt look too fake? i know someone who had synthetic urine come out of a little concealed tube to it looked like you actually are peeing. money is not an object i will do anything to pass this. anyone have any suggestions on any cleansing products?

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Don't know your body fat percentage...I'm probably 10-15% at the most, I drank 4 to 5 bottles of water a day and passed my first drug test for the courts 12 days later after smoking every day for about three years...

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Originally Posted by Markass

Don't know your body fat percentage...I'm probably 10-15% at the most, I drank 4 to 5 bottles of water a day and passed my first drug test for the courts 12 days later after smoking every day for about three years...

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Imo that's pushing it and not likely to happen for most people by just flushing their system.

I wouldn't risk this, but that's just my opinion on the matter.

If I wanted to do just a flush then I would probably use at least a months time. 7-12 days is just to short and risky if you ask me.

I would recommend Ready Clean for a commercial product. It is basically the same as the dilution method here, and is only $30 compared to some others that cost twice as much for the same thing.

I recommend the dilution method here (and plan to follow it myself for upcoming employment tests, if needed) but if you are the type of person who just wants to do the kit and be done with it, Ready Clean is a much better value than some of their competitors.

It comes in two sizes, one for people up to 200 lbs and one for people over 200 lbs. If you are close to 200, get the bigger one. That one is $50.

thank for the responses guys, today is the day i see if i can get some extra time. if i could get a week more i would feel alot better since i have tested clean in 12 days once with no prep at all, and this was after smokig everyday for about 3 months.

sweet, got an extra week now so it will be 14 days before my possible dtest. I am feeling a little better, i have experimented alot and found i usually get clean in 17-18 days without taking any extra precautions and using my usual workout routine. (6 days a week, running about 6 miles a week.) Now i am working out every day and running about 20 miles in a week so i hope i'm ok. also my body has adjusted to the niacin and i'm bout to up it to 2000 mg a day, and i am having my gross ass metamucil shits. I do competitive bodybuilding and am thinking about going into contest prep mode and carb cycle to lose any extra fat, i am floating around 7-7.5% right now.

That niacin is not doing anything for you bro...

The rest of the program sounds good.

Don't forget to creatine load several days before the test.

Stop working out about three before the test.

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Originally Posted by daihashi

Imo that's pushing it and not likely to happen for most people by just flushing their system.

I wouldn't risk this, but that's just my opinion on the matter.

If I wanted to do just a flush then I would probably use at least a months time. 7-12 days is just to short and risky if you ask me.

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Well I didn't have a choice...If I fail it's jail for a year...I quit now, but I smoked the day after court when I found this out...And I most certainly passed it after 12 days of not smoking...For a skinnier person it can be done...I think some of the 30 day bit is more propaganda and scare tactics..

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Originally Posted by Markass

Well I didn't have a choice...If I fail it's jail for a year...I quit now, but I smoked the day after court when I found this out...And I most certainly passed it after 12 days of not smoking...For a skinnier person it can be done...I think some of the 30 day bit is more propaganda and scare tactics..

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Not propaganda. In testing they have a threshold for determining positive/negative test results.

THC and CBN are most definitely still in your system 30 days after quitting for havy smokers.


As far as a skinnier person, maybe you missed it but I'm around 10% bodyfat right now. Actually to be more accurate as of this morning and my caliper readings I am 9.83% bodyfat at 174lbs. This is enough to eliminate love handles and to see striations in my major compound muscle groups (shoulders, chest and triceps.... or Quads, hamstring, calves... etc etc).

With that said I've failed a test after heavy flushing, running 5 miles a day and quitting smoking for more than 20 days. This is in addition to my normal workout routine and diet.

Telling a person they'll be fine in 7 days is really poor advice to give imo. You send out a sense that everything will be fine and that they shouldn't worry about it. When in reality they should be concerned and do EVERYTHING in their power to try to pass. Not just be content with flushing just because a few other people say they passed that way.

My concern for the poster was that everyone was telling him he would be fine. No one was advocating the other side of the fence and it's negative outcome.

I wish him luck. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by daihashi

Not propaganda. In testing they have a threshold for determining positive/negative test results.

THC and CBN are most definitely still in your system 30 days after quitting for havy smokers.




Telling a person they'll be fine in 7 days is really poor advice to give imo. You send out a sense that everything will be fine and that they shouldn't worry about it. When in reality they should be concerned and do EVERYTHING in their power to try to pass. Not just be content with flushing just because a few other people say they passed that way.

My concern for the poster was that everyone was telling him he would be fine. No one was advocating the other side of the fence and it's negative outcome.

I wish him luck. :thumbsup:

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I don't believe I told him he would be fine...

I do think he is a good candidate for dilution folllowed to a tee....

just and update if anyone cares, i started pissing clean 3 days ago with light dilution, yesterday with no dilution before i went to bed. i woke up and tested my first piss of the day and it gave me a VERY faint line so i guess it was negative. i have been following the steps for dilution for a T except the asprin ( i accidentally got advil) and a very solid line coming in negative now. my possible test is in 2 hours so i am pretty confident

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Originally Posted by brewu4

just and update if anyone cares, i started pissing clean 3 days ago with light dilution, yesterday with no dilution before i went to bed. i woke up and tested my first piss of the day and it gave me a VERY faint line so i guess it was negative. i have been following the steps for dilution for a T except the asprin ( i accidentally got advil) and a very solid line coming in negative now. my possible test is in 2 hours so i am pretty confident

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Good luck. Hope everything works out for you :thumbsup: