Smoking green? not getting that high??

Well if this is happening to you, you may aswell throw that crappy weed out. :eek:
nah im joking, when you get to a stage like me, you could smoke joint after joint after join all day, and still not really get that stoned. This is because i smoke weed everyday and my tolarence level is really high now, so it takes me alot to get stoned.
So heres what you do.
If you dont smoke as much weed as me, and you still find u get stoned easy then this will get you KANED!

first off:
take a toke.
hold it.
1, 2.
Dont blow out.
Take in another breath of air, still with the smoke in your lungs.
1, 2.
Then blow out thought your nose.

This WILL get u stoned. Ill explain why.
The first toke it getting the cannabis in your lungs, you hold it. then u take in some air, this is getting the cannabis smoke to the part of you lungs whyere is doesnt normally hit. Hold it. Then Blow out though you nose, this is stimulating all the blood vessels in your nose, making the cannabis hit you brain quicker.
Im telling you smoke a WHOLE nicely filled ( none of that 2 grains of weed in your joint thing ) joint like this and you WILL be STONED!

Also when i say hold it, i mean only for a few seconds like normal, the THC doesnt take very long at all to absob in your lungs.

tell me what u think.

i just cleaned sum resin and found sum scraplings i got maybe 3 or 4 hits worth gonna try this and see if i can still cant a lil buzz , think my chances are good ? lol , if this dont work i will KILL YOU :mad: :D haha j/k

maybe.. i dont get what u mean by 3 or 4 hits worth...like fuck all is that? I only roll like fairly big joints, because of my constant supply of green! I never run out! :D

i mean im outta wweed all i got is a lil but or resin and bud pieces i found so bout 4 hits worth .....ive got high off of less

let me know how it does!

ill report in 5 minutes leutinent dan

big man, hope it works! :D :D :D :D

But im telling you, if you got green give it a go you be f u c k e d

Whoa...that totally makes sense man. Ahaha wicked. :D

You nose it!

Lmao, You just made my morning.

I know im fuckin smart :rolleyes: !!!!!!!!!

um i mean boy wonder is smart :eek: :D :p haha

mmm well i suppose i dont know how old r u....but still it makes me feel good!

BTW im on hit # 3 and im feelin it !!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by crystal clear pepsi

BTW im on hit # 3 and im feelin it !!!!!!!!

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yet?

i took 7 hits and i got nicely stoned nothing special bvut way beter than how i was doin ... now im cookin a chicken pot pie !!!!!!!!

38 cents worth of goodness baby and watching FLATLINERS !!!!

cool glad u benifitted from it. Over the short period i have been smoking green ( Roughly 2 years ) and the time i have been passing it on i have picked up many cool techniques like this. but this is the best one.

as we speak i am rolling my first big fatty weedy joint of the day, no lie, i can smell it mmmmmmmmmm.
well i suppose saying " i can smell it " was a pretty stupid thing to say, since i can see it to, about 50 cm away from my eyes....

fuck, no roach.

holding in smoke doesnt not do anything extra, except oxygen deprevation and more carcinogens and tar settling in your lungs

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Originally Posted by slipnslide087

holding in smoke doesnt not do anything extra, except oxygen deprevation and more carcinogens and tar settling in your lungs

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i say you have to hold it for one or 2 seconds because you need it to get in you lungs to where it normally would where u inhale, then take in more air, to get it to that part where the smoke doesnt normally go...

but if your just toking, once its in no matter how long u hold it, its not getting u more stoned, just fucking u up.

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Originally Posted by slipnslide087

holding in smoke doesnt not do anything extra, except oxygen deprevation and more carcinogens and tar settling in your lungs

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mr fucking know it all ...... well i t got me highwer , gets him higher , but i giess the rest of us dont know waht were tlqkin bout right ? clueless mother fucker

uhhh, well its true. and if either of you have ever seen the inside of a lung, theres not too many extra places to go. just inhale deep. thats all you can do. ccp just shutthefuckup. the nose part is the key to that not holding it in ass, then some thc is absorbed in your mucus membranes.

Oh....... BURN!!! sorry ccp... slipnslide got ya on this one ;)

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Originally Posted by slipnslide087

uhhh, well its true. and if either of you have ever seen the inside of a lung, theres not too many extra places to go. just inhale deep. thats all you can do. ccp just shutthefuckup. the nose part is the key to that not holding it in ass, then some thc is absorbed in your mucus membranes.

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okies homies why dont we all just chill. its ovious some of us havent had sufficent canabaoids today.
the fact is mofo it works, i was just trying to explain, and you come in with your science bollox, damn.

ccp just doesnt like me and i dont like him. just ignore us.....or maybe just him...i dunno whatever you feel like

hehehe..... Slipnslide's a pimp.... going to lunch with his boss, smoking reefer and eating italian food :D hope you have a shitload of fun man.... wish i could toke up with my boss... peace out!

i dont care where the fuickin smoke goes using that breahing tequinique gets me higher u dont know how i fuckin feel getin higer so suck my nut bi-otch

TAKE A REEL DEEP BONG HIT HOLD IT IN YOUR LUNGS AND DO THIS.....

if u feel higher, than obviiusly keep on doin it man whatthefuck. chlil the fuck out dude. my boss doesnt smoke. i was jjust smokin on the way....i had some seafood alfredo with shrimp and scallops mmmm

Does blowing your hit in a balloon make any sense? Then toking it back up. I usually hold in my smoke along time, because I love that smoke & it's tastes good. I think the normal person probably already takes to big of a hit, I do :)

nope that doesnt make too much sense, unless its a really big hit and you blow it into the ballon as soon as you inhale. or you could just hold the big hit for 2 sec and not worry about the ablloon

Meh, the good ol' french inhale technique is an easy winner. It makes more sense gettting the somke in your nose before it's been in your lungs, some THC probably gets absoberd in your membranes and go directly to your brain... :D


Pardon the spelling errors, I'm high as fuck right now.... :confused:

all spelling errors are pardoned. most ppl are high here

Yeah, Slipnslide knows his stuff from what I can see. I have been smoking weed for a good 5 years. More days then not, and I can get high off a .5 still. Holding in smoke does nothing good for you its blowing out your nose thats doing it. Next time try pushing one nostral closed and blowing it out the other one.

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Originally Posted by slipnslide087

all spelling errors are pardoned. most ppl are high here

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EGO TE ABSOLVO

¿Muchas Gracias?

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Originally Posted by WeedyBoyWonder

okies homies why dont we all just chill. its ovious some of us havent had sufficent canabaoids today.
the fact is mofo it works, i was just trying to explain, and you come in with your science bollox, damn.

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Hahaha, you said bollox!!!!!! >_> Yo...I tryed this right and I only had like 4 hits on me so I was blowing out my nose and it just kinda hurt my head...But I definitly got higher since its impossable for me to get stoned normally with 4 hits left...resin helped tho. I dunno but i dont think trying to get higher by blowing out your nose is worth getting a headache over.

This breathing technique you guys keep talking about, i tried it. I got mad high, but not really higher than usual. Quite frankly, I think this whole thing is made up.

why not just toke it through the nose in the first place?

toke up w/ a tree, there fukn trippy as hell, you wont be dissatisfied, declassified, smokification, bluntupyourassstyle, scccrrrriiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Originally Posted by F L E S H

Meh, the good ol' french inhale technique is an easy winner. It makes more sense gettting the somke in your nose before it's been in your lungs, some THC probably gets absoberd in your membranes and go directly to your brain... :D


Pardon the spelling errors, I'm high as fuck right now.... :confused:

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Best way right there, i french inhale then i suck in a lil more air then hold for 5 seconds then blow out yup gets me baked :D

wtf is french inhale.