NEED YOUR HELP FELLOW SMOKAS!

Alright so basically, I got busted by cops and had to quit smoking. I did so for 2 months and after that I was passing drug tests for about another month or so, so three months without toking alltogether (yeah it killed me). Stupidly, I started smoking again for about a month... only once a day, maybe twice. Also, for about 2 weeks i was smoking good bud (OG and hindu purps) but for the rest just some normal shit i dont even know.NOW all of a sudden I got another test in about 3 weeks! I'm drinking about 15 bottles of water a day (no joke) and running/working out about 3-4 times a week now, and have been doing so for about a week already. I am 5"10 and weigh 140 punds, so I have very little body fat. Also my metabolism is pretty high. Do you think I have a good chance of passing this upcoming test in a couple weeks?? Would love a reply to help ease my fear...or put me in deeper fear depending on your answer haha. THANKS!!

I passed a urine screen 15 hours after taking 2 hits.............th3e last time I tested ..........by diluting.

Now here again, I suspect I will be tested tomorrow but didnt find out until 4 hours after a took 1 hit ......today.

So now here I go again..........

I hardly smoke at all, one hit here, two hits there....

in a months time.......maybe 6 hits ....if that.........and only on fridays.



if this helps

You don't need to drink that much water man.. Just drink a normal amount and stay hydrated. You stand an excellent chance of passing. I smoked a gram or so a day for an entire year straight and passed a drug screen after 18 days and we have incredibly similar builds (I was 5'11 145 pounds at the time).

In the meantime keep excersizing and eat a high fiber diet (use metamucil). It is important to note that 3-5 days prior to your test stop excercising completely and eat fatty foods and just be lazy as hell.

If you want to alleviate some of your concerns buy a home test and test yourself a few days before your real one. If you pass then hell yeah, but if you come up dirty on your home test follow the dilution method that is stickied at the top of the drug testing forum. If i didn't make anything clear or you have some questions feel free to ask.

Remember, you don't need to chug THAT much water

EDIT: Remember now.. you are on probation so if you are going to opt to using the dilution method make sure you do it right. For probation a negative dilute is the equivalent of pissing dirty so do some practice runs before you take your test for real. Preparation is key.

thanks homeboi really appreciate it

Yup if you need any help or clarification just post back man. I'm on probation myself so I really know what you're going through.

Really if you are confused about absolutely anything, because i know if you fail it doesn't mean missing out on a job or something it means jail in a big hurry.

You definately will not be able to sub being in your situation. Follow the dilution method and drink 40 ounces of gatorade not water. Make sure you piss midstream which is very important. Nothing like metamucil for a few good shits won't hurt either.Good luck.

Hello Everyone,
I am new to posting on the forums, but ive been reading them for a while now, i just wanted to post on here something that i know a few people have been doing for a while now to pass their drug tests..

Smokers Toothpaste...

For some reason it really works, heres what you do.

find toothpaste that is for removing nicotine stains..and eat the whole tube, this works even if you have just smoked and have to take a urinie test in 3 or four hours.
once you eat the whole tube, drink a bunch of water. and wait for the stuff to get absorbed into your body..

apparently the chemicals...in the toothpaste. will mess up the drug test.. and you won't fail because it completely throws it off.

Let me know if this helps you out.

-Pakachuchu

you remind me of the kid who thought eating charcoal would work. Find me a 100% effective method that doesn't involve water at all and you will make a believer out of me. Otherwise stop relaying information that you heard from a friend of a friend. These are people's futures at stake so either provide legitimate information or keep your toothpaste conspiracy to yourself.

Hey yourface....

I happen to catch on a few of your post that you still toke while being on probation currently or have been on probatin in the past. Were you on weekly DT drops then or now?

I have 3 UA's a month through probation. I have been on probation now going on 5 months, working towards a year of UAs. It was the order of the court.

The reason I ask is because I would like to have some buddy's who either have been through probation or currently on probation to share experiences. I know I really shouldn't risk things but I have been smoking for YEARS AND YEARS....and I think with my tiny body I can be a "weekend smoker" (of ONLY a couple of hits a day...which does me good for now) and then dilute in order to pass.

After the first year I have been told that I will be placed on minium supervision.

Seriously man I read your other thread and i'm reading this now. Most people ask for PO advice that have MONTHLY UA's. It is not worth it in your case. How much trouble will you get in if you fail? You have to realize that you potentially throw all chances of getting released from probation early by violating. Not to mention the fact your PO will be all over you in the event of a dirty drop as well.

As you probably read from my other thread. I got (potentially) tested once per month and risked it at first by smoking up until 20 days before my test.. I never got in trouble but it was very very stupid of me. Now because I haven't violated i'm going to be completely off probation an entire year early.

In your case I would say do not mess with the system, just do what you have to do and be done with it.

And again, yes i used to smoke on probation and it was stupid. I never could enjoy the high because i was always freaked about the repercussions and for the next few weeks I would worry about randomly getting dropped. After my last visit my PO said if I stayed clean and didnt test positive I would be off in June so I am now not messing around. I tested clean on a home test and have not and will not smoke until I am off.

Good for you youreface. Stay strong and resist that temptation, you are almost there. Jail time would not be good. Stay focused and peace to you. I smoked for 15+ years 2-5 times daily and have been clean for 97 days now. I actually feel good inside and the stress is gone. I have a great job and my family means everything to me. I did this just for a job with randoms all the time. I could not even imagine what the consequenses would be for someone that is on probation. Peace brother.

Thanks slanted, though I fully intend to back up my word, the encouragement helps.

The key to not smoking for me is just keeping busy all the time. A big thing for me is coming to these boards. Reading up on drug testing and people's concerns with them is enough to keep me from doing it for awhile. It serves as a constant reminder of what I went through with UA's and makes me remember how scared I was during those months.

So I pretty much post here trying to pass on my advice as much as possible (When FBR and killer are not around) and do other little things to keep busy. Like this for instance :)

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