Question for anyone (KillerWeed looking for you though)

Hey Man,
I have a question for you. After working for a company for two years they have started a program where they are going to start random drug testing. Not really sure when this program is going to implemented as they didn't give us much information. I'm right about your size only I'm 6'0 250lbs. I have smoked for about 6 years now almost everyday with about 2-4 times a day of smoking (never a joint or blunt, more like a pinch hitter or a bowl a sitting). I was clean from about Feb 10 - 28th, I had one hit of res then have been clean since. Never work out but lead a decently active lifestyle (golf, walk the dog, etc). I know the answer is that everyone is different and no I haven't went to Walgreens or CVS to get a drug test. But I was just curious if anyone has any information (especially KillerWeed) on any thing that you might do to help yourself get clean. I noticed that KillerWeed was about 6'1" and 280lbs and was clean after 3 weeks. Do you do anything special? My guess would be that this program will start in at the beginning of April, but not quite sure. I don't mind not smoking but would like to partake every once in awhile. Any information would be great. Thanks guys and gals.

Excersize will help clean you out faster and I know killerweed definitely recommends a high fiber diet (metamucil) in order to get clean faster. It's kindof hard to tell you what to do because you don't know exactly when you're getting tested. But the advice he would probably give would be work out and take metamucil, keep yourself hydrated and stop working out within 3 days of your test and eat fatty foods at that point.

I appreciate the advice. The only problem I have with this is that I'm afraid that they may just tap me on the shoulder and say we need you to go provide a sample, so I'm not sure if the excercise is going to help me. I have been doing some cardio to get the THC out of my body faster but I'm nervous about excercising up until the point where they are tapping on my shoulder to give a sample. If I excercise then the THC is flowing out of my urine to the point where I can't cover it up with anything. I have purchased all the necessary products for the dilution technique and probably could delay it for a couple of hours at the time I'm asked to give a sample but still a little edgy about this whole process. God I hate this, I don't go to work high but like to unwind after a days work and just chill and watch a movie. Thanks again

Honestly if you start working out now and just quit at the end of march i'm sure you will have nothing to worry about. You were clean for 3 weeks and I can almost guarentee the resin did not do anything to hurt you for the most part. So that will put you at almost 2 months clean which is fine. Worst case scenerio it lasts 60 days and that is extremely odd. I think you're in the clear if you just stay clean and work out a little bit. If anything just make sure to stay well hydrated during the day because if they decide to drop you at the beginning of april and you aren't clean by drinking a few glasses of water a day you may be diluting it just enough to work.

So just stay clean and keep hydrated.

you dont have a flag up... if you are in canada and are employed (t4 style), and past the 3 month probation, tell them to fuck off, your piss or after-work habbits is none of their business.

Thanks again for the advice. Dude, I don't live in Canada, I live in the US. So thanks for the help but if I lived in Canada I wouldn't even worry because smoking is everyday life in Canada. I appreciate your response but that doesn't help me. I need to pass this piss test whenever it comes. Just to keep face with the company and so that I won't be subjected to randoms on a more regular basis. I think that I will be ready but there is that part of your brain that makes you think that you will be positive for the rest of your life. I hope that I'm passed over until about next winter so that I know for sure that I can be clean.

Been some good advice here.
I use to test myself regularly to see how my body reacts to thc levels. That why I know I can usually get clean in 3 weeks after heavysmoking for a few months.I use to find that I could smoke 3 days in a row and on the third day I could be clean. And I never did anything special except drink green tea and cranberry juice mixed with vodka. But I got to tell you its a big pain in the ass to have to put your toking on a schedule.:jointsmile:
Thats why I finally got smart and started subbing with synthetic urine. You don't have to have access to a microwave. Pickup some of the cheap hand warmers and have them available. You can stcik them in your pocket. They can not make you piss on command.It takes time. Thats all the time you need to warm up the synthetic urine.
If you want to go the natural way, metamucil will definitely help by keeping the colon moving. The only way to know for sure is to test yourself. Pickup some cheap thc strips on ebay. Then if nothing else in case of an emergency you'll know if you're going to piss clean.

Not only does fiber help keep you regular which is important because the body gets rid of some THC metabolites through the liver via feces. While in the colon the body can reabsorb some of the metabolites so by using fiber you can reduce the time and the possibility that THC metabolites will be reabsorbed. Also, by using soluble fiber such as metamucil the solbule fiber will absorb bile acids from the stomach and intestine. Your liver has to replace these bile acids so it makes more bile acid from cholesterol and this process can help remove some of the THC metabolites in the blood. This shifts them from being released by the kidneys and to the liver.

Dave try to get clean and learn how they will do the random process by going through it once without subbing. Then you can see if subbing will be possible. This way you can see if you will have enough time to warm a bottle of Quick Fix to temp and not be seen doing it. QF is stable at room temp for about 18 months so you could store it someplace safe and maybe when you are told you have been choosen they will be giving you enoguh time (which your body is a strong heater and will bring that bottle up to temp within 30 min-1 hour) to sneak the bottle into your pants and wait around to give them your clean sample.

OK so I got some metamucil but I'm curious if I should just take the recommended dosage (about tablespoon with 8oz of water 3 times daily) or take more. I would also like to know how much of the THC metabolites pass through the liver when you start taking the fiber? Is it the same amount that comes through the urine or are more passed through the liver with fiber?

I'm not sure about the powder but if it was the caps, 6 caps equals 3 grams total fiber with 2 grams of it being soluble. You need to take at least 1 of these servings a day (all 6 caps at once or the equivilent in powder) but you could go as high as maybe 4 servings a day but if you don't have a lot of fiber in your diet, you wouldn't want to start that high.

How much more it shifts the metabolites, I don't know maybe 10% maybe a little higher, I don't have scientific data to give you an exact number. It already starts off with elimination being about 65% liver, 35% kidneys.

Alright so the powder says that Diets that include 7 grams of soluble fiber per day from psylllium husk, as in Metamucil will have 2.4 grams of soluble fiber per adult dose. Is this what you are talking about? I am taking about 2 times the recommended dosage right now and will continue to do so. Is fiber like vitamins in such a way that after you have so much your body will just reject it and pass it through your urine or feces. Sorry if these are dumb questions just want to make sure that I am completely prepared for whatever comes my way. Thanks in advance

Well you may be seeing the term soluble and getting confused. There are water soluble vitamins like B and C and then there are fat soluble vitamins like A and E. Water soluble vitamins will not accumulate in your system whereas fat soluble vitamins will. There will be a point of diminishing returns by taking too much fiber and you will just have diarrhea. This will be influenced by how much fiber you are getting in your diet to begin with. you should be getting about 30 grams of fiber a day in your diet. 2-4 servings of your powder would be fine. You might could go a little higher.

Alright man thanks for the advice. I will try to stay right on pace with 2 servings per day for a week and bump it up to about 3 per day next week. One more question for you, if you read my first post you will get my smoking history, height, weight, metabolism info. I'm looking for your professional oponion on how long THC might stay in my system. I understand that everyone is different but just looking for a ballpark range on what you think. I have ordered my 1-panel THC tests today so I will have a better understanding about this next week. Any advice would help, thanks.

I best guestimate would be 4 weeks. Unless you're one of the unlucky ones.