Dunkin' Donuts customer shows a whole latte skin

Police are trying to find the man in a red Corvette who keeps visiting the Dunkin' Donuts drive-through window while naked from the waist down.

Dunkin' Donuts customer in Lake Mary shows a whole latte skin

The Lake Mary customer in the red Corvette left several times with coffee but without his change -- or his pants.

Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer
February 19, 2008

LAKE MARY - Police are trying to find the man in a red Corvette who keeps visiting the Dunkin' Donuts drive-through window while naked from the waist down.

He did it three times Thursday and once Friday, according to store employees.

They didn't get a great description, and they didn't get his license-plate number.

This is what they remember:

He's white, bald and wears sunglasses.

He orders coffee, but they can't remember whether he takes cream or sugar. He does not order doughnuts.

He drives off without his change -- 40 cents -- and without his pants.

It all started about 8 a.m. Thursday when the man appeared at the store on Lake Mary Boulevard and ordered a medium coffee.

He came back around lunchtime -- again asking for coffee -- and then reappeared three or four hours later and ordered still more coffee, said the manager, Patricia, who spoke on condition that her last name not be used.

Three times in one day, she said, was a bit much. He was back Friday afternoon. That time, employees called police.

The case, police Detective Matt Schaefer said Monday, is under investigation.



Wow hahahahaha.

I guess you need something to hold your donuts on...:thumbsup:

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they wont find him police always protect their own. (a cop is the naked guy)

I bet he orders them plain and then glazes them himself.

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

I bet he orders them plain and then glazes them himself.

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Hahahaha

Worst Trip To Dunkin' Doughnuts EVER!

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Hahahaha

Worst Trip To Dunkin' Doughnuts EVER!

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Hahahahaha! Hilarious! Perverts are always so funny. He always orders coffee --- maybe he thought the place was called Dunkin' Dingus.

Careful! It's hot!

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

I bet he orders them plain and then glazes them himself.

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:lol5:

:wtf::S2:

He must have a huge wang, the cashiers couldnt keep thier eyes off it long enough to catch the licence plate...3 times...

I remember as a very young lad, about 5 years old or so, hearing a news report on the car radio about a man who was arrested for walking around naked in Manhattan. When nabbed, he said to the police, "You can't see me. I'm the Invisible Man!".

Not really understanding much about any of this, I asked my father what would happen to the man, and he replied, "Where he's going, he WILL be invisible". Funny how things like that stay in one's memory. ;)

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Three times in one day, she said, was a bit much. He was back Friday afternoon. That time, employees called police.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY HELL thats hilarious. So its acceptable twice a day? well see you guys later gotta go get some donuts...lol

Db:smokin:

The guy got his D's and P's mixed up. He went to Dunkin Donuts. He meant to go to Peewee's Playhouse.

:S2::S2::S2:

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The guy got his D's and P's mixed up. He went to Dunkin Donuts. He meant to go to Peewee's Playhouse.

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You leave Mr. Herman alone!!;) AND DONT FORGET TO TELL EM, LARGE MARGE SENT YA. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

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Originally Posted by Drag187

You leave Mr. Herman alone!!;) AND DONT FORGET TO TELL EM, LARGE MARGE SENT YA. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

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I left you a rep- that line was from Creep Show II.

After I read this article, I found out my dad went to Dunkin Donuts last night when he was drunk as fuck....I then connected the two and thought hmm..

But we dont own a red corvette

haha of course that would happen in central fl

me and like 3 friends did that once as an april fool's joke to a friend who was working a drive through (we were in seperate cars) but we all drove through and we were all naked in our indivudual cars... it was fucked up but funny as hell to see her reaction.

lol

who cares if he wants to order his coffee without pants, he isnt hurting anyone

lol this whole world is fucked up wit people i go to jamaica today
best oil hash weed going there 4 2weeks :rastasmoke:
gonna get 1pound of sum fat sticky wicked weed :rastasmoke::rastasmoke::rastasmoke:

lol this whole world is fucked up wit people i go to jamaica today
best oil hash weed going there 4 2weeks :rastasmoke:
gonna get 1pound of sum fat sticky wicked weed :rastasmoke::rastasmoke::rastasmoke:

any one wants to go treats on me

haha nice. he obviously has a thing for her. She likes it too or she woulda called the pigs the first time and not the 3 or 4th or w/e. cept she dosnt want to get fired. This is fuckn funny, If I were her I would throw the hot coffee on his junk.

sumone just told me that they would do that well
g2g hop on a plane :jointsmile:

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This is fuckn funny, If I were her I would throw the hot coffee on his junk.

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Toss a donut on his pecker, like a ring-toss game.

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He must have a huge wang, the cashiers couldnt keep thier eyes off it long enough to catch the licence plate...3 times...

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LMFAO! hahahaha, now thats what happened.

Cashier: "guys the hung perverts back!"

pervert: "heyyy ladies! i want a coffee, mmmmmmmmh. by the way you look sexy in that shirt"


for some reason i think only i'll find the above scenario hilarious

raise your hand if you read this solely because of the extremely bad pun in the title...




k my hands raised.

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Toss a donut on his pecker, like a ring-toss game.

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:D:D lmfao
dude you seriously need to write your shit down and sell it
you make me laugh everytime i logg in :thumbsup:

greating from jamaica:rastasmoke:

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raise your hand if you read this solely because of the extremely bad pun in the title...

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lol, it wasn't that bad.

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Originally Posted by jagarr

raise your hand if you read this solely because of the extremely bad pun in the title...




k my hands raised.

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lol, it wasn't that bad.

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Oh, it was bad. But that's what makes it good. The are best when they make you groan in pain. And, yes, that ia why I read the thread.

^ Hahaha, I thought you all would liike the stupid title haha.



Just trying to get a laugh : )

They didn't get a great description, and they didn't get his license-plate number.

This is what they remember:

He's white, bald and wears sunglasses.

He orders coffee, but they can't remember whether he takes cream or sugar. He does not order doughnuts.


I think I would have remembered him by the third time??