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I got stopped by a pig a while ago and he made me and my 2 friends stick our tongues out and he looked in our mouth and told us our taste buds were wayy enlarged and that weed is the only thing that does that to you, Is this true? Is there other stuff that makes your taste buds larger in the back of your mouth?
What a crock of shit. Did he search you after that? You should have told him to recite the 4th ammendment.
He patted us down before then told us to stick our tongues out, this pig now stops us whenever he sees us and has also parked infront of my house for a half hour before. Worst cop, brags to us about killing 3 people, verbally insults us, harasses my friends and I.
Any of you guys encounted porkers like this?
Tiny tape recorders that fit into a pocket (just tell him it's your Ipod). Any of your buddies into electronics? Might be fun to set up a "sting" and play it to his immediate supervisor! Get video if you can! - Granny:hippy:
Sounds to me like the cop was just using a lie to get you to fess up. Of all the things I've ever read about pot I have never in my life come across anything saying it can enlarge your taste buds. Now it can make your taste buds sensative but not physically enlarge them. Whenever a cop says your pupils are dialated or your cheeks are pale and then say thats a sign for smoking pot, he's usually trying to get you to admit that you smoked because he cannot find anything else on you so by admitting to smoking he could charge you for either public intoxication or DUI.
I would've told him that I just went down on my girlfriend :)
that's a crock of shit...I like the idea of asking him to recite the fourth amendment to you
people are differnt nuff said.
Last time he called us lawyers boys but next time ima ask him to recite it, he probably doesn't even know what the constitution is. None of you have had issues like this?
they ALWAYS do that with dogs, or so it seems, Ive had my car searched a few times in Georgia cause i have long hair and wear rock t-shirts the dog walks around smells where the cop tells him to, on the outside of the car, each time he smells anywhere he sits afterwards and looks up at the cop, then the cop says "the dog hit on say the rear passenger door and the trunk", I sat there and watched he didnt do anything different from the other doors, they really searched the car, pulled out my rolling papers sat them on the hood of the police car, didnt find contraband of any sort(wasnt anything in there), they tried to keep my papers I told them to give em back, I told him I roll cigarettes with em, I wish I could install a drivers seat window recorder of some sort
Thats bs. I was arrested and checked my mouth for bud or cigarettes and he said theres supposedly marijuana in my system and made me admit i smoke bud in front of my parents and my friends parents. Half the shit police say is bs to get you to admit the truth. They told me if i lie things are going to get worse. All sack of bull.
when my friends got searched by the cops and they told them to stick out their tongues as well but when they did it they said that their top of their tongues turn white from smoking not enlarge tastebuds. Still doesnt sound legit to me though.
Dont listn to them punk ass pigs, there full of shit.. Next time tell him to fuck off or your gonna complain about him stalkin and harassing you and your friends..
Next time he stops you, ask him if he knows any one with some funky bud, or If he can get you some bud from the evidence room..lol..
He's probley just another crooked cop on the beat... lol
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This happens regardless if you're smoking bud or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by anton12345
Happens if you smoke cigs, or it just happens naturally throughout the course of the day.
Worst case situation tell the cop you're a smoker who hasn't brushed his teeth in like 3 days :thumbsup:
Tasty buds do not affect taste buds.
Tell this cop, "That's not an enlarged taste bud in the back of my throat --- you've crawled so far up my ass that you're seeing the top of your own head."