Bad time at school stoned...

today was the first day i decided to go to school high. i smoked up with a friend before school started, then when in HEALTH class, i started freaking out. what were we doing today? checking blood pressure and heart rate..... WHAT KIND OF GAY LUCK IS THAT???? before we checked it, i had this terrible pain by my lungs, and being stoned i got extremely paranoid. i thought i had internal bleeding... for sure. all it was was gas... i burped and was relieved beyond belief. but then we had to take our heart rates... and i got around 100 while everyone else was under 80 or even 70 or 60. the teacher asked me ssomething about it but i didnt know wut the hell she was saying.

that sounds like a good and scary time. sounds like some magical force doesn't want u smoking at school. conspiracy? or coincidence? dededa!!

ahah thats funny cause the weed raised you heart rate...next time try understanding a wedding in your spanish class...crazy times. But hey im going tomorrow stoned for the 3rd so ill have fun.

I remember doing my RE exam (compolosury, short corse) stoned, im sure i got a better grade cos i was stoned

sometimes I think I would do better on a test I didn't smoke before... I always play it safe and dont smoke though, not since trig...

I remember when I want to classes high, I stoped tho cuz I was in cookin class high (pretty sweet huh? free munchies...) but neway, we were watching some movie about making burgers from scratch and I started giggeling then I said out loud, "I remember that..." then the teacher, Ms.Bumford came over and looked right into my eyes and calmey said "go to the office Hugh..." But I went to my Buddy's house and played Animal Crossing...

what is animal crossing? Just curious
going to high school, sort of backwars is going to school high, ha
which is what i did every morning of my jr. and sr. years of high school, and even during school w/ my mate in the wood shop paint room, good times, peace out

heh that sounded like a good time to me

[QUOTE=HughESan] the teacher, Ms.Bumford QUOTE]

Lmao Bumford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D lol i thought it was funny... :rolleyes:

hahahahaha bumford.

nice name i get high like 3outa 5 school days but i get lots of free lessons.
all my m8s know im fucked but no ones ever told a teacher yet weird?

man i get high every day before school (since freshman in high school) and i'll still fuck up and skip easy problems on a test every once in awhile. owell, shit happens

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Originally Posted by MiNdYoU

what is animal crossing? Just curious
going to high school, sort of backwars is going to school high, ha
which is what i did every morning of my jr. and sr. years of high school, and even during school w/ my mate in the wood shop paint room, good times, peace out

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Animal Crossin is a video game for qame cube, if u got money It would be best if you went out right now, got an eighth of pot and that mother fuckin game, its such a trip...

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

hahahahaha bumford.

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ur signature isnt all there, "15 bux little man, put that shit in my hand, and if that money doesnt show, then you owe me owe me o... My jungle love, o we o we o, I think I wanna know ya know ya, yeah what?!!"

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Originally Posted by HughESan

ur signature isnt all there, "15 bux little man, put that shit in my hand, and if that money doesnt show, then you owe me owe me o... My jungle love, o we o we o, I think I wanna know ya know ya, yeah what?!!"

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Quick! Pop quiz, who sang that song?

doesnt sound like anything i want to listen to

um, harold and kumar, man

Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike back...some funny stuff.

But it was BY The Time, as they so passionately declare.

Or should I say, The Motherfucken Time!

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Originally Posted by LonerStoner

Quick! Pop quiz, who sang that song?

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Ms Bumford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D

i <3 silentbob...and reefer and i go to school high alot and i my first 2 periods are chemistry and spanish i do really good in chemistry for some reason but spanish is harder

I once got high for French. I walked in, sat down, didn't say a word or touch a pencil or open a book or anything, and left with a terrific grin on my face.

The first time I smoked a blunt was before school. 4 of us packed this blunt with an eighth. Twas quite awesome. We smoked it about 3/4ths of the way and this lady just pokes her head out the window and screams "I LIVE HERE" and walks away. Weirdest fucking thing. Then she goes and tells the teacher on us. ((Who'd have thought we had old ladies living in un-used portions of our fucking school!?!?)) Luckily she was racist or something and only told on the three black girls I was smoking with and not me. The teacher she told lectured the three of them and I just kept zoning in and out. I had no clue what was going on. I was high until lunch, just zoning in and out completely. It was like listening to the adults in a peanuts cartoon... "wop wop wop wopp wopppp"

I didn't do shit, but eat and sleep that whole school day.

I just went high today for the first time, fuck yea im going high tomorrow lol.

you must be a pussy because that doesnt seem the least bit scary.

Going to school stoned is so boring. I must've overdone it.

It made my years go by that much faster, ive noticed when smoking weed becomes boring(rare in my case) its time for a break

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Originally Posted by MiNdYoU

It made my years go by that much faster, ive noticed when smoking weed becomes boring(rare in my case) its time for a break

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I think it has less to do with the weed and more to do with the bullshit classes and dickheads everywhere. If school wasn't mind-numbingly boring to begin with I'm sure it would be a blast with weed.

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Ms Bumford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D

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lol u really like that dont you?

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Originally Posted by Bel Acres

I think it has less to do with the weed and more to do with the bullshit classes and dickheads everywhere. If school wasn't mind-numbingly boring to begin with I'm sure it would be a blast with weed.

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hmmm, sounds like u go to sisler...

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Originally Posted by Bel Acres

I think it has less to do with the weed and more to do with the bullshit classes and dickheads everywhere. If school wasn't mind-numbingly boring to begin with I'm sure it would be a blast with weed.

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everyone at my school knew i was high, they either smelled it, or just knew b/c people talk, um "mindnumbingly boring", thats why i smoked to pass the time in a fast and good way, it put my mind onto other things than school and dickheads, who i would've beat their ass if not on weed, so it all worked out for the better

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Originally Posted by HughESan

lol u really like that dont you?

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lol i was stoned and thought it was rather amusing but its all out of my system now. :rolleyes:

-snickers-






bumford....

Going to school high is fun. Weed is funn

ha

i have gone to school high only once and i diddent like it, im way too freaked out for some reason, like i always feel like someone is going to catch me or something.

i went in stoned once, and it was a baaad idea we had an assembly and the teacher started talking about cowboy hats i didnt know what the FUCK he was talking about it was crazy. but no one caugfht me because everyone thinks i'm always stoned anyway.....im not that rich