broken jaw

im on the disabled list right now, bad

a couple weeks ago i broke my jaw and my wrist, along with a handful of minor injuries. So right now my jaw is wired shut, and its the biggest pain in the ass ive ever had.
Im starving, and losing weight. All my food must come through a straw. usually a few milk shakes every day, sometimes with blended up cheeseburgers in there, actually tastes pretty good.

The second worst part is smoking. My bongs are painful to use because it presses on all the metal in my mouth which cuts up the inside of my lips. Im rolling some horrible blunts lately.. I can only use one hand and cant use my tounge. My joints suck for the same reasons. Ive been using my bowl but it doesnt work so well either. My bottom lip is real swollen and its tough to get a good seal on the bowl. Also its hard to cover the carb and work the lighter with one hand.



Anybody wanna come over and roll a few up for me?

Awww man thats sux!:( What happened?:wtf: I'd Help u but i suck at rolling joints and shit myself, plus im pretty sure u dont live close to me at all! lol:jointsmile:Hope u get better!:smokin:

I know how you feel man , I broke mine back in 92 and it was a bleedin nightmare.
Get well son man.:thumbsup:

Ahh man that sucks.. How did break ur wrist and jaw?

Were you doing wheelies on a motorocycle with a planter on your head? Or did that Fattitude guy punch you in the face like he's planning to do to me: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...ing-wrong.html

Whatever way you busted your jaw, I'm sorry to hear it. You might want to get some meal replacement shakes to be sure you are getting enough nutrition (not diet shakes, the full-strength kind with plenty of protein).

Dragon dont tell me that guy is following you around? thats funny shit Get a face shield like welders do. Anyway hey biker dude how about gettin your girl to give you a shotgun just tell her to be gentle on that lower fat lip. Thats all I could come up with. I live in Illinois Ill roll that shit for you dont trip.

Damn man, that blows. A guy I used to work with broke his jaw in an accident and had it wired shut. We gave him shit at work for probably 2 months for the way he sounded. But yeah, he did lose a lot of weight. Went from 195 to 152 and that was on special shakes that had all the nutrients and minerals from a normal meal. Good luck with the recovery.

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Originally Posted by GhettyzBack

Dragon dont tell me that guy is following you around? thats funny shit Get a face shield like welders do.

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Ha ha! No, I never met this person, and they live of the opposite side of the country from me.

Busted Jaw Dude, I would suggest trying some green dragon, but you need to be very careful not to cause any kind of upset stomach with a wired shut jaw. It can be unpredictably strong, and some people go a bit farther than they meant to when they try it.

what other stuff can you mix in the blender
how about a steak and some mashed potatoes shake
or a chips and dip shake
what about some beer and cereal

Make some weed tea. Or weed cookies n blend em up.

Thats rough man,and here's me feeling sorry for myself just for having the Flu,
Hope you feel a lot better soon.

NCM

Wow I feel bad for you. Did it happen on your bike?
I crashed last year and got a broken wrist but that was the extent of my damage then but, my jaw was wired shut in 98 so I know what you are going through.
I am really sorry for your pain and discomfort

that blows, but think about it this way, at the moment you can get very high at all, but if you think about it this way when your able to use your hand better youll get blasted much easier, but if your really into smoking now, i would suggest that you put some play-doh over your carb, and put some vaseline over the mothpiece of your, bowl, depending on its size, it shouldnt get hot enough to do anything to the play-doh or vaseline, and this will help to keep it airtight, and the such, becareful mixing pain medicine and weed though, bad for you!

Damn man, Ive never had a broken jaw (much less a broken anything), but my buddy did a while back and I imagine it's fucking horrible. I would make him smoothies when we were hanging out, so he could eat and they're damn good. I have a knack for blending up some awesome smoothies, I'd make you some if you lived closer.

If you really gotta smoke maybe invest in a vape with a tube? The shotgunning idea also seemed like a good one. Get better soon man.:thumbsup:

Ouch, tough one. Just think of how good that steak is gonna taste when you're all healed up.

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Originally Posted by Perp

Ouch, tough one. Just think of how good that steak is gonna taste when you're all healed up.

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I pretty much ate everything in the house as soon as I was healed. :D :thumbsup: