i think this would be a great thread: FAMOUS LAST WORDS.
i'll start it off with a couple :)
- "Don't worry, I saw this in a movie once.." :jointsmile:
- "Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!" :pimp:
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i think this would be a great thread: FAMOUS LAST WORDS.
i'll start it off with a couple :)
- "Don't worry, I saw this in a movie once.." :jointsmile:
- "Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!" :pimp:
Dont worry, its secure!
"Let's find out what happens when I overdose! Hehe!"
Dont worry...i know EXACTLY what im doing
Dont worry, it's not even flammable.
"is that all you got?"
How does this thread work then? Do we have to quote someones famous last words, or invent something profound you think would make a good famous last words?
Anyway. I like Spike MIlligan's epitaph: I told you I was ill.
That is apparently on his grave stone, I like the sentiment of it. A manic depressive most of his life, yet still he wanted to make us laugh about his death. Allways look on the bright side of death.
I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.
I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.
let's do all of it! famous last quotes, as well as funny made up ones ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by McLeodGanja
- "I am making a citizen's arrest!" :(
"Don't worry, sir, I'm a professional..."
Also, I remember when I was like 13 and my friend and I were riding our bikes to a nearby mall when a car turned a corner without stopping at a stop sign. He hit my friend's back tire and he spun in a circle and didn't fall all the way. He got off his bike then tripped over it and hit his head on the concrete. Then said his famous quote before passing out: "I'm okay, he didn't hit me that hard."
It was hilarious.
OK then, here's one.
"Make this one my last, please don't serve me anymore."
Joint, please.
You can trust me!
I didn't snitch.
"I think I'm OK to drive."
"I'm gonna go see if the fuse blew out."
"Do you think this mayonaise is still good?"
"How long have you had your Chiropractor's license?"
"How fast can this thing go?"
"Helmets are for pussies."
"Take my picture with the bear."
"Does your dog bite?"
"Your tits don't feel as big as your sister's."
It's usually fatal.Quote:
Originally Posted by LernaeanHydra
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by dragonrider
here's one that takes a second to get ;)
- "What duck?" :smokin:
"You can't overdose on marijuana."
I'm only joking.... OR AM I?!
You aren't a cop are you?
"Anyone know any fun games?"
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!"
" I reckon i could get in the guiness book of records"
you want me to put that where????
Don't call 911!
"This is what happens when you use Yahoo..."
:jointsmile:
- "I am now going to get real close to this stingray..."
too early ? ;)
Captain Darrow: Ill Take Pleasure In guttin you boy.(as hes holding a rambow knife)
from the 1996 Movie "The Rock" starring Nickolas Cage, and Sean Connery.
You shut your mouth when your talking to me
Don't worry I know what I'm doing.:pimp:
I did this before, once.:wtf:
Well, it looks like a penis, just smaller
How can a forklift be dangerous ?
NCM
there's no such thing as too many m&m's
Check this **** out.
If I felt I was about to slip away, for comedy purposes I'd love to scream "DEAD" at the top of my lungs.
I used to work back stage in the theater department in highschool. One of the senior builders last day (worked out to be his last day because of this injury) he was discussing how strong a platform was with another builder. Long story short.
"It's fine. Look, I can jump on it"
Broken leg and a nail through the arm.
lol
Cluck you Master.
"Please, I'm begging you..."