... I always forget the cat litter.
and you have to go back for the cat litter.
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... I always forget the cat litter.
and you have to go back for the cat litter.
I once went shopping for cheese and came back with a cat!
Cheers
NCM
i wouldnt understand.
but you also always have to go back for the cigarettes
but you also always have to go back for the cigarettes
true.
and the toilet paper.
I once went shopping for cheese and came back with a cat!
lol! You gotta make a list and remember to bring it with or that kind of thing is bound to happen. Is his name cheese related?
I once went shopping for some food and came back with an oz of weed instead of food
I get the cat food and litter at the same time in the *BIG* bags at Petsmart. Then I only gotta worry with it every other month or so.
I forget things like paper towels
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Originally Posted by TX Girl
No, the kids named him Ceefor, but I think Cheddar may have been more appropriate.
NCM
I once went shopping and came back with a police record.. LMFAO..
Now that is perfectly understandable, LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by D.U.M.B
NCM
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Originally Posted by Hilder420
Now that probably deserves a slow execution LOL
NCM
hahaha yeah, perhaps.. It was perfectly justified, so it was ok.. it was funny really..
I don't own a cat, but I always buy bread that is like 1 day from Use Buy date. do'h.
i think its about time for you to get a kitten or a cat. they make me laugh my ass off when im high as hell and im petting them or playing with them.. when i go to the store, i gotta buy a nice little pack of Newport.Quote:
Originally Posted by WeedyBoyWonder
My day is now a success. Returned to the store, got the cat litter and the toilet paper and even remembered q tips. I hate being out of qtips but it takes me forever to remember to buy those when i run out
lol, Hilder, ouch, that wasn't on the list! Im guessing it was just one of those days where you shoulda stayed home altogether?
I remembered the cat litter, this week. I forgot the toilet paper. :toilet_claw:
Lol.. no opening up a can of whoop ass in the middle of walmart wasnt on the list.. but its one of those things where improvisational skills are a must. lol.. I went to jail for assault.. pshh, I was defending myself. It was black friday. It was about 7 am and my sister dragged me to walmart. I bumped my cart into another woman's cart and she gave me al look, assumed I didnt speak english and called me a stupid mexican, so i called her a dirty something or other, she said I should go back to my country, I laughed at her, she lunged at me, I punched her and she fell on her ass.. I was hauled off and arrested.. fun day. thats what happens when I dont have my morning bowl. lol..Quote:
Originally Posted by TX Girl
I always make a list, even if I'm only picking up a few things. If not, I'd be so lost. Works for me:)
I forget paper towels, Ziploc bags, and paper plates most often. I can even forget stuff when I have them on a list, which is seriously lame.
I get sensory overload in grocery stores and it affects my memory and concentration. Plus I'm always running into people I know and then having to hurry to get out and get someplace else on time.
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Originally Posted by Hilder420
hahaha thanks.. i thought so..
Yup, WalMart certainly brings out the best in people, eh, Hilder. What a bitch! I bet she's not as quick to run her mouth since making your acquaintance ;)
I am a list making foool. Sometimes I actually remember to bring the list & I will still forget the cat litter cause it is
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there------------>
and I'm spending all my time over <------here picking out pudding or fruit roll ups or what ever. I am always antsy to get out of there.
I go crazy from how many times you have to touch each product before its in your pantry. 1-toss in cart 2 toss from cart to conveyor belt. 3 put bags back in cart. 4 put bags in car. 5 bring in house and finally 6 put in fridge or pantry. Can't we come up with a better way.
Hilder what city was is in? And my god there are a lot of Texans on this thread... makes me feel proud lol
I always make a list and check it twice..I am one of the most efficient grocery shoppers you will ever meet...plus, I always peg the total within a dollar or so..don't forget the coupons!
I would certainly hope so.. She was probably one of those people who talk shit to everyone because no one ever put her in her place. I learned something that day too.. I shouldnt go to walmart sober and the floors of walmart makes a nice hollow popping sound when a head hits it.. hard.
where is my Texas insult joke book..I know it is around here somewhere...they don't call it Tex-Ass for nothing. LOL..
Please dont shoot me with your BIG guns..cause we all know everything is big in Tex-Ass..
really..just kidding..please dont kill me..I still have things to live for
Get him, Hilder!
I am exactly the same way...I NEVER allow anyone to talk shit about me and let it go unnoticed..even if I hear someone is saying something behind my back I will confront..that is a sure way to nip it quickly..Quote:
Originally Posted by Hilder420
Plus, that was straight up racist..what a dumb bitch..excuse my french..why do people say that? French..bitch is not french.
my fave state TX joke is
Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean yet?
because Oklahoma sux!
yuk yuk yuk
I would guess every state close to water has the same joke
lmao.... well as long as you learned something and got a great story out of it then it was a worthwhile day!
Get her FlyGuy..that is the only person on here I know is from Oklahoma...
pffftt
I'm not skeered of no Okie!
haha Id like to get him.. hehe lol..
Im In Houston, and yeah, theres quite a bit of us texans here.. Texas is awesome.. I wouldnt want to live anywhere else. well, maybe except for colorado. well, What I said to her was a racist insult, but she started it.