being sneaky about it

tonight im going to pick up a half ounce of chronic.
now this may shock some of you, but my dad is a cop.
its very hard to smoke with your father being a cop. anyway, tonight this was my plan.
Im calling my bro at 5:30, then im meeting him a few blocks away at 6. Im going to tell my dad im going for a jog, but im really going to get weed. im going to put it in a ziploc bag so its air tight,then wrap it in tin foil. im bringing this bod spray i have with me so it wont stink so much, so he cant smell it when i walk in. but thats just what im afraid of, im afraid since im getting alot of weed (its alot to me) its going to have a really strong smell and hes going to smell it when i walk in. any ideas on what i should do? go through the backdoor maybe?

no dont go thru the backdoor it will raise suspision just walk in with it it wont smell bad stick it down ur pants walk upstiars and stash it and enjoy :D

Just be cool. Dont give your dad any reason to think you are doing anything but what you told him.

yeah dude, just chill, like before you get in the house, sprint up your sidewalk to make it look like you were actually jogging, you'll come in out of breath, say "im going to go change im all sweaty," then simply walk upstairs and smoke yourself retarded..lol

thanks guys... i just found out hes leaving tonight so that will be a big help.
but if hes home, ill just be chill about it

Run around and get sweaty for a bit so he'll just tell your stinky ass to hit the shower.

yeah jus walk in calmly then go up stairs quickly nd calmly stash your shit go in the shower then come out an get stoned

dont use too much spray or its REAL suspicious and will people will (maybe subconciously) sniff better to find out what smell is being covered up..

if youre in tshirt and shorts (im assuming cos thats what everyone runs in)
then its going to be difficult, so my advice is buy something from a dairy (uh... drug store) and then put it in that bag with say, a coke and a bag of chips or lollies..

but act normal and they wont know.

a ziplock wrapped in foil knocks out most smell, keep it in a container in the bottom of a cupboard or something, get fresh air into youre room often (my windows normally always open a crack)

and open it as unfrequently as possible..

or just keep a personal use bag in youre room and stash the half-O outside somwhere if you can.

if hes a cool cop ask him to smoke out with u, then he can be a crooked cop and like, sell weed to all the school children, try it out and tell us wat happens!

Yeah, I'm sure that will work.

i dunno what yal are trippin about.....i really doubt he's going to throw his own son in jail....don't have to be all stealth about it...fi he does throw you in jail your dad is one dickhead cop lol

My dad's a cop as well and ive never really had a bigg problem with bringing weed into the house. Dont spray stuff and just use a double plastic bag dont use foil it makes noise lol...Walk inside the house, tell him your home and run to your room ASAP dont make it look noticble that your trying to get away from him. Then hide it and blaze the night away..good luck.

wow tonights been a pain. first i call him at 530, then he said he aint off work yet and hes gonna call me when he gets off. its 730 and i call him, he aint off yet and my dad gets home at 9 so we r cuttin it close. he tells me i gotta call his boy up then he will give it to me. so i call his boy and hes going to meet me in about 20 minutes.its 8 oclock now

Shit, man.

Do you have any old mason jars? Those seem to contain smell pretty well.

I dont think your biggest problem will be getting it in the house, but hiding it and smoking it.

If you're worried about just stashing it you'll be subjecting yourself to mass parinoia trying to smoke.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i dunno what yal are trippin about.....i really doubt he's going to throw his own son in jail....don't have to be all stealth about it...fi he does throw you in jail your dad is one dickhead cop lol

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my best friends dad is a cop and he reely doesnt give a shit that we smoke pot hell i wouldnt be suprised if he didnt also

its all good,i got the shit and got home at 830.
then my cousin picked me up and we smoked a bowl at 9.
the rests at my house.

success!

my mom's a principal... i have to be stealthy as hell

although i'm a waiter so alot of the time i can just hide it inside my checkbook all flat like and nothin but net

go terps btw.

.....terps?

maryland swept duke in mens basketball this year

first time it's happened since 94 .. (any team sweeping duke in any season)

ohh! it's sport shyt...no wonder i didn't know lol