How i named my bong.

this is so cool, i just got my new glass bong in the mail, and it is insane. anyway i had a friend over and we decided to test it out on some salvia 20x. as you can see in the pic below, it has a cool design on the chamber. anyway, i took my one monsterous hit, and just sank into my chair. my sitter grabbed the bong away from me before i dropped it, and then shit got cool.
i looked up at my bong which my friend had put on the floor a few feet away from me. the design on the chamber, which looks kind of like a spider, transformed into medusas head. i yelled "holy shit, its medusa, were all gonna become stone, fucking run man." my friend started laughing really hard and i got it in my head that he was medusa's boyfriend, and he had plotted this whole thing against me. then i realized i could move, so i assumed i had just been turned to stone. i started screaming "fuck you medusa, you uglyt ass bitch" and a bunch of other stuff. my friend was still laughing. when i finally came down we both had a laugh about my terrifying experience, and we decided the bong should be named medusa. i think thats how all bongs should be named, any of you got some stories of how you named your pieces?

hahaha nice story. salvia is grrrreat :)
kid tested, stoner approved!

killer bong man, My bong's name is Gary, theres a pic of him and me in my profile pic...

killer bong man, My bong's name is Gary, theres a pic of him and me in my profile pic... My chick name he when we were high, She was all like, He looks like a "Gary" to me, its not a very good story but the name stuck

awful story in fact.

^^agreed

i third that

man I named mine "smoke vase". yeah it really is an uncreative name. It is really just stating what it is. I smoked it once without the water in it, so the name clicked.

my favorite name of a pipe is when I called a cool pipe I got "There's an asteroid in outer space with a snake" excellent name if I can say so.

^^Quadruple that, lol.

i eqadruople that if that exsists!

my bong is called Bong Jovi! :D after Peter Mandeltoe - SARACASM lol

My water bong we made is named China Cat, for reasons I still cannot comprehend at this current time and date.

My glass pipe is called Lucifer Sam

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killer bong man, My bong's name is Gary, theres a pic of him and me in my profile pic... My chick name he when we were high, She was all like, He looks like a "Gary" to me, its not a very good story but the name stuck

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Gary looks awesome dude. I'd like to meet him lol.

when i get my bong im gonna name her "she-bong"

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My water bong we made is named China Cat, for reasons I still cannot comprehend at this current time and date.

My glass pipe is called Lucifer Sam

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u mean after the dead song. and then u got the floyd song. I see u are a Pinkful Dead fan. excellent. yes i conjoined those names. man some jackass broke my friends pipe that I have been lent for the past 4 months. he was trying to get the weed from my pipe storing drawer and it fell. that pipe was hella clogged.

My pipe's name is Colonel Mustard, because it's yellow.

My friend's pipe's name is Mr. Clownstone, because it has all sorts of crazy colors on it, like a carnival.

ooooh...a while back in the summer i made a pipe out of a round piece of wood...like a tube shape...my buddie started calling it "woody" then someone asked my what its name was if there was a name for it...i said "woody" then they laughed at me and said i wasnt aloud to give it a name and they didnt believe me. so they started calling it "boner" (eg "hey jim, you gonna go suck on your boner now")...just to piss me off....i have since lost ma boner....i think my rents found it! O_O

this is my new pipe...what should it be called?

Senor Crabtree.

kronick, i got the same piece,except silver.Gotta scrape them frequently,cuz they get clogged up fast.Never really wore it as necklace though.
peace

call it "piece of metal metamporphosised into straw"

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kronick, i got the same piece,except silver.Gotta scrape them frequently,cuz they get clogged up fast.Never really wore it as necklace though.
peace

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oh well...use the resin, wipe it on a pape....and roll a fatty.

i dont wear it either.

My friend got a bong a couple of weeks ago and she let me name it. So I named it after this really skanky girl who goes to our school.

me and my friend made a bong...we call it jolly lol....cause we used a jolly rancher rocks bottle as the stem with a socket and screen for the bowl...

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this is my new pipe...what should it be called?

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how about the enforcer

Late at night when i'm really high me and some buddz go running around stealing those lawn ordements and doign crazy shit with them.. This one time i found a kinda heavy plastic squrrel and took it home. my smoking buddz and i turned it into one nice ass one.. it has a pipe sticking out of its mouth and you puff from the tail.. weused paint to red rim its eyes.. its name it Johnny.. and i love him

i had that same musroom bowl a long time ago

shit clogs like hell man. it pissed me oof on many occasions.

there is prolly a way to fix that...coat the part of it that gets clogged, with something...i donno what tho.

i have this metal pipe made from harware store shit and it has a bowl at least an inch deep and it hits soooo hard my friend smoked outta it and named it " THE BEAST " well i hope to be getting a new glass pipe soon so i will have to name that one

I named my glass pipe Dennis. It seemed like the perfect name, for reasons I do not know.

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My glass pipe is called Lucifer Sam

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Lucifer Sam, saw your cat! Always sitting by your side, always by your side. That cat's something I can't explain!

me and my friends made a bowl once named him kyle boller, not even a ravens fan we were just really fu<k up and talking football and it just came out of nowhere

a while ago i made this crazy bong out of a large astronaut-shaped cup. it was the shit and we called it rocket man. it definetly kicked ass, got half of my friends stoned for the first time with that thing. the first bong i made was out of a 20oz bottle and this crazy stem that formed into another bottle cap top with threads and jst used my g-cap as the bowl. since it was convinient and ghetto lookin we decided to call it bubble 0-7. good times.
PEACE

my bong's name is turtle...'cause it's green and blue. my boyfriend's bong's name is the b.rex. the BONGASAURUS rex.

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Lucifer Sam, saw your cat! Always sitting by your side, always by your side. That cat's something I can't explain!

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Ginger, ginger you're a witch.
You're the left side
He's the right side.
Oh, no!
That cat's something I can't explain.

my pipes called pen-fold coz its a pen stealth pipe

I have a pipe named Sheba. It looks kind of oriental or something.
My bong's name is comet, because ...it looks like a comet. It has spots on it that look like nebulas or something.
And I have another pipe that I can't find a name for so right now it's Nameless.
No neat stories or anything.

name you nameless pipe.."nameless" and keep it that way

I named my pipe Hubert Cumberdale (go to www.fat-pie.com and watch the salad fingers cartoons) and my bubbler is named My Boy Blue.