What the fuck?:wtf:
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What the fuck?:wtf:
BBC NEWS | UK | England | London | Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Uh.. wow.
The food must have been of a poor quality.
LOL
why would anyone do this?
Poor bastard, was likely out of his gourd - he is probably quite ill.
Maybe he was trying to repent for his earlier years as a chav!
I don't even have a pee-pee and that makes me ache.
Horrible stuff.
I think it's funny......
Best headline, ever.
what a nob
Probably the case. Hopefully he recovers and gets help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta9 UK
Crazy Man!!!
That was me. :( I had a huge toke of "Sausage Cutter Haze." It was grown in Antarctica. :jointsmile::wtf::(:mad:
haha what a dumbass
what...the...fuck...
Chong, great Avy. I hope the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Movie actually gets made. :)
Thats one "tip" I wouldn't want to receive if I was a waitress.
hah.Quote:
It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
:eek:
Thats not good.
DARWIN
i wonder if he ordered fries with that???
He was just being a...(wait for it) dick.
sorry. Couldn't resist...
Maybe he wanted to die so that's why he slit his wrist. He also wanted to be know as the badass who sliced his wrist and his dick off.
Banger and slash.
That is insane I don't know if I could imagine life with mine.
WTF :wtf:
Let me smoke and think on this :stoned:
ok stoned now
WTF :wtf:
Does he know that we only get one? It doesn't grow back you know.
Btw, BME Pain Olympics was fucking sick. Its a video with the same thing on the menu as this restaurant.
Dont bother coming home to me without it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol there was this really stupid kid where i lived he was on a bunch of meth and had been up for like a month straight and thought bugs were in his penis so he almost cut it off then went to the hostpital and said some guy tried to stab him and he narced off his buddy so he went to jail got out and got real pissed at the other guy and bashed his face in with a baseball batt 2 weeks after that the guy who almost cut his penis off almost died and now the other guy is getting attempter murder over it all over meth
FUCK SPEED......SMOKE WEED!!!!
This story makes me grab mine and cringe.
I wonder if he can apply for medical marijuana for the pain... lol
Damn...he must have wanted to die. All i can say, is that dude HAD some balls
sorry, it had to be said :D
Just wrong...its not a lizard tail...Reminds me of that spankwire vid. If you though 2girls1cup was bad, DO NOT see the spankwire vid if someone tricks you into it.
hahaha
he definitely isn't one of sound mind. and anyway, this isn't the type of thing you really want to get attention for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta9 UK
ouch!! he must be mentally ill (schizophrenic or the like), and subsequently not looked after, or a total attention whore!.......< ahh okay thats not nice.....with all seriousness, i feel bad for the guy.
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Originally Posted by teamgreentg
haha, a real live dickchop. lol