diluted test?

Hi i'm a new poster here and have a question about a test i took yesterday, monday december3rd at 2pm. I'll be as short, sweet and simple as i possibly can. :hippy:

thursday: smoked about a bowl dank!!! :rastasmoke: STARTED FLUSHING WITH WATER

friday: smoked another bowl of dank!! flushed with water

Saturday: worked up a sweat at the gym than smoked another bowl of dank. This is the last time that i smoked at aorund midnight. flushed with water

Sunday: flushed with water. overall i drank about 4 gallons of water throughout this little fiasco.

Monday: in the morning i drank 48 oz of water at 7am. than up until the test i slowly drank about another 60 ounces of water up until the test, which was at 2pm. I probably pissed about 7-8 times before my test. I also took something called statdetox.com pills but i have a feeling it really wouldn't have made a difference.

My first test came up noticably diluted so i was able to come back 30 minutes later to retake. my retake was a slight hint of yellow and the urine had few larger bubbles in it rather than the usual hundreds of smaller bubbles that you usually see in urine.

kiker is i took a hometest but failed it but the hometest used gc/ms so i was hoping the drug testing that i took earlier would not reach this phase. I also took the hometest later that eveningn hours after i stopped diluting my system. I'm hoping that since i diluted earlier the test i took will come out diluted.

does anyone think i have a chance at passing this or am i pretty much screwed? I'm 5'8" 150lbs and have a very high metabolism.

thoughts? thanks much! :thumbsup:

I had a hard time following your post, but if you failed the home test, I doubt you will pass a "real" tests.
I would say negative dilute at the best which isn't passing. You said you already tested dilute and was allowed to test again. I don't know what your test was for.

Pre-employment....I am surprise they let you retake the test the first time.

Anything else.....don't be surprised if you are observed on the next one.

Good luck

You should have read the dillution sticky first. You definitely drank way to much fluids.
I'm surprised they allowed you to take a retest.I fyou failed a home test after all that fluid its not looking very good.
You did not take a GC/MS home test. Unless you have a lab in your home with some pretty expensive equipment.

(THIS POST IS BASICALLY TEH SAME AS THE FIRST WITH A LITTLE REVISION ON THE BOTTOM. SORRY)

Hi i'm a new poster here and have a question about a test i took yesterday, monday december3rd at 2pm. I'll be as short, sweet and simple as i possibly can.

thursday: smoked about a bowl dank!!! STARTED FLUSHING WITH WATER

friday: smoked another bowl of dank!! flushed with water

Saturday: worked up a sweat at the gym than smoked another bowl of dank. This is the last time that i smoked at aorund midnight. flushed with water

Sunday: flushed with water. overall i drank about 4 gallons of water throughout this little fiasco.

Monday: in the morning i drank 48 oz of water at 7am. than up until the test i slowly drank about another 60 ounces of water up until the test, which was at 2pm. I probably pissed about 7-8 times before my test. I also took something called statdetox.com pills but i have a feeling it really wouldn't have made a difference.

My first test that i took came up noticably diluted so the people testing said i could come back 30 minutes later to retake. my retake was very clear with a slight hint of yellow and the urine had few larger bubbles in it (dunno what that means but..)rather than the usual hundreds of smaller bubbles that you usually see in urine.

I ended up taking a home test AFTER i took my UA because i wanted to see if the pills had cleaned out my system as promised. Unfortunately the pills don't work (thats statdetox.com). During my UA i drank about half a gallon b/w the hours of 7am to 1pm. I pissed lots! i took the pills at noon and ended up testing at 2pm. i took the hometest at 8pm



does anyone think i have a chance at passing this or am i pretty much screwed? I'm 5'8" 150lbs and have a very high metabolism.

The test was for probation and my PO said i could retake it because he thought the first one was too dilute. I came back an hour later and than my urine was very clear with a hint of yellow. I was trying to hide cannabis!

Your best bet is to stop smoking until you are off probation. It is better to be clean on the street because you want to, compared to clean in jail because you have to.

^^ sooo true and i have done so. the stress is just not worth it.

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anyone pass a test smoking the night before and diluting?

I've known people who have but it ain't worth the risk. There's no way of knowing how your body metabloizes thc unless you test yourself regularlly.

anyone successfuly get a diluted test the day after smoking?

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

You should have read the dillution sticky first. You definitely drank way to much fluids.
I'm surprised they allowed you to take a retest.I fyou failed a home test after all that fluid its not looking very good.
You did not take a GC/MS home test. Unless you have a lab in your home with some pretty expensive equipment.

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is there really such a thing as too much water hwen you are diluting? :confused:

If you're just trying to get a retest to buy more time I suppose not. But a lot of companies won't offer a retest with a negetive dillute. If you drink more than about 48 ounces the morning of the test you risk a failure for negetive dillute.

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

If you're just trying to get a retest to buy more time I suppose not. But a lot of companies won't offer a retest with a negetive dillute. If you drink more than about 48 ounces the morning of the test you risk a failure for negetive dillute.

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gotcha :thumbsup:

At this point a dilute is better than a positive in my situation. I won't be able to retake the test but will probably get a 15/15 or 30/30 Alcoholics anonymous meetings for the dilute.

I'll be sure to post the results if i fail/pass/dilute.

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