Leary Buscuits: The REAL Test

Original thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/experienc...-buscuits.html

well after reading the responses to the above thread, and wondering, did this guy really die, i have decided to recreate (to the best of my ability) the exact same thing that the original guy ate.

so as of right now i too have just eaten 4 "leary buscuits". ill keep updating you guys about what i feel and if it ever hits. unlike others, i promise (you will have to take my word) that i am not going to disappear just to get some attention, if i die i really won't return, and if i just get really high for the rest of tonight and probably tomorrow, well i will return as well.

**plan on updating by the hour or maybe every half hour depending on what the effects are**

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!:hippy:

Well... was nice to know you, during the short amount of time you stayed here in cann.com... i wish you a very nice last trip, and that (hopefully) you find the lost ones... tell them we from cann.com are missing them! :thumbsup::p

PS. Did you actually put 4 grams of weed in them?
(If so, soon there will be another one to be added to the missing list... :D)

Someone needs to keep an eye on this thread to see if he posts again. I really want to see what happens.

no way...

write yourself a note to remind u to update... maybe the other people got so fcked up they forgot all about the forums

Uh-oh... not looking good. He told us hour-by-hour updates and it's already been nearly 2 hours with no update. Oh well... I guess it takes a long time for posts to reach us from the moon.

well guys his friends just called me he died last night.

could u tell us if you are serious?

UPDATE 1
i am not dead but i feel like i am sinking into another dimensions. i have tunnel vision and i laid motionless on what seemed like a bed for much of the night

UPDATE 1.1
just to clear things up. i think there is more to come. i can feel something inside of me. i am now remembering that i might have gone and eaten another leary biscuit while i was high. i really cant remember much. this is scary.

Haha I'm so interested to hear more. Good luck man, hang in there and enjoy!

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Originally Posted by submarine

UPDATE 1
i am not dead but i feel like i am sinking into another dimensions. i have tunnel vision and i laid motionless on what seemed like a bed for much of the night

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...hmm, you know what, I also plan to recreate this experiment lol :D, gl man...can't wait for the next update lol, tell us how the moon is:thumbsup:

holy shit dude...please don't die

Timothy Leary's dead, no-no-no-no, he's outside, looking in ;)

Submarine? This is Mission Control. Do you copy?

Submarine? Are you there, Submarine? Please report.

Hellooooooo? Can your hear me, Submarine? You've missed your scheduled check in.

Well, at least he got 1.1 posts before he disappeared. Most of them just say, "I'm gonna eat all my weed at once! I'll tell you how it was! Here I go! Fuck yeah! Woooohoooo!" Then silence....

Let us review the mission:

At 16:50, all systems are go for blast off. Mission commander Submarine reports:

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Originally Posted by submarine

as of right now i too have just eaten 4 "leary buscuits". ill keep updating you guys about what i feel and if it ever hits. unlike others, i promise (you will have to take my word) that i am not going to disappear just to get some attention, if i die i really won't return, and if i just get really high for the rest of tonight and probably tomorrow, well i will return as well.

**plan on updating by the hour or maybe every half hour depending on what the effects are**

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!:hippy:

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For the next 2.5 hours there are no reports, and concern on the ground mounts, but then at 19:27 a faint, scratchy, garbled transmission is recieved:

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Originally Posted by submarine

UPDATE 1
i am not dead but i feel like i am sinking into another dimensions. i have tunnel vision and i laid motionless on what seemed like a bed for much of the night

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It's a confusing, but reassuring, message. Mission control rejoices!

However, two minutes later, at 19:29, it is followed by a chilling clarification:

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Originally Posted by submarine

UPDATE 1.1
just to clear things up. i think there is more to come. i can feel something inside of me. i am now remembering that i might have gone and eaten another leary biscuit while i was high. i really cant remember much. this is scary.

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After "this is scary," there are no more transmssions, and all telemetry from the spacecraft is lost.

There is not enough information to decide conclusively, however Mission Control is currently operating under the assumption that our attempt to launch a Submarine into space met with catastrophe. Perhaps he exploded before reaching orbit. Or perhaps he burnt up on reentry. We may never know.

It is possible that he made it to another dimension and encountered a hostile alien life form, otherwise what are we to make of, "I can feel something inside of me"?

Or it is possible that Submairine survived the trip and has now joined Shamanic Hippie, Sparknote, Wonka and Jsn. We have a gallon of green dragon and six dozen Leary Biscuits if anyone would like to head up a rescue mission.

good game

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Submarine? This is Mission Control. Do you copy?

Submarine? Are you there, Submarine? Please report.

Hellooooooo? Can your hear me, Submarine? You've missed your scheduled check in.

Well, at least he got 1.1 posts before he disappeared. Most of them just say, "I'm gonna eat all my weed at once! I'll tell you how it was! Here I go! Fuck yeah! Woooohoooo!" Then silence....

Let us review the mission:

At 16:50, all systems are go for blast off. Mission commander Submarine reports:



For the next 2.5 hours there are no reports, and concern on the ground mounts, but then at 19:27 a faint, scratchy, garbled transmission is recieved:



It's a confusing, but reassuring, message. Mission control rejoices!

However, two minutes later, at 19:29, it is followed by a chilling clarification:



After "this is scary," there are no more transmssions, and all telemetry from the spacecraft is lost.

There is not enough information to decide conclusively, however Mission Control is currently operating under the assumption that our attempt to launch a Submarine into space met with catastrophe. Perhaps he exploded before reaching orbit. Or perhaps he burnt up on reentry. We may never know.

It is possible that he made it to another dimension and encountered a hostile alien life form, otherwise what are we to make of, "I can feel something inside of me"?

Or it is possible that Submairine survived the trip and has now joined Shamanic Hippie, Sparknote, Wonka and Jsn. We have a gallon of green dragon and six dozen Leary Biscuits if anyone would like to head up a rescue mission.

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so...what strain of weed do you smoke??:P hahah

Ok, if i'm not lost this make 3 person we lost contact with... Next time someone want to test this up I'll advise him to be with someone else.

Well... lets dont be so pessimistic... i still hope that he will come back... lets give him one more day before declaring officialy his disappearing...

Wow.. poor guy..

This is like people hearing about what 2 girls 1 cup is about and STILL end up watching it.

I'm curious about eating some Leary buscuits myself..

looks like were gonna need to start a sticky for members gone missing, with a little back round and how long before, if, they returned lol.

UPDATE 6:
the power is incrediable.

are you still fucked up from yesterday...I would think that to be impossible.

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Originally Posted by geonagual

are you still fucked up from yesterday...I would think that to be impossible.

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UPDATE 8:
i kept pounding them down. i need to go now. something tells me the board needs a rest. maybe i will just keep eating, things are getting crazy around here. its time to go.

Well, I'm glad he is still alive!

I'm not sure what happened between updates 1.1 and 6. Where are 2, 3, 4, and 5? And then it skips 7 and goes to 8. Maybe there is interference in the communications loop between here and the other dimension.

I also have to hear more about the statement, "i can feel something inside of me." Whet the hell is that? Are there aliens in the other dimension doing unspeakable experiments? Do they involve anal probes?

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Well, I'm glad he is still alive!

I'm not sure what happened between updates 1.1 and 6. Where are 2, 3, 4, and 5? And then it skips 7 and goes to 8. Maybe there is interference in the communications loop between here and the other dimension.

I also have to hear more about the statement, "i can feel something inside of me." Whet the hell is that? Are there aliens in the other dimension doing unspeakable experiments? Do they involve anal probes?

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I'm with dragonrider. someone better find the black box on this mission. Maybe he attempted those transitions but forgot to hit the "enter" key.

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Do they involve anal probes?

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You really should not joke us like that. We are superior to you.

UPDATE 17:
they let me out for a minute. now i see again.

rofl

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Originally Posted by submarine

UPDATE 17:
they let me out for a minute. now i see again.

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Is this Submarine speaking, or is it the alien from inside Submarine?

Aliens singing, "We all live in a yellow Submarine..."

Well, he didn't die, and that's good.
But he doesn't seem exactly the same --- kind of unhinged somehow.

dude im doing this friday night i want to know this world your in

wow, and it's been almost a day too... good job submarine :thumbsup: looking forward to a trip report when you come back down to this plane

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Originally Posted by JaySpliff

wow, and it's been almost a day too... good job submarine :thumbsup: looking forward to a trip report when you come back down to this plane

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He will not be returning anytime soon.

We have decided to keep him for the time being. Tests take a long time to run and we simply need more time. Time can only tell when he will be returned.

No more updates from your friend, he is ours now.
If you have any questions now would be the time, for our time here is limited as well. Do not expect answer to your simple childlike questions, only those that intrigue us will be answered.

must've been working on your novel, right? doing some good character development here? really getting us involved with the story? is that what you've been working on? hmmm?? got a good plot going on? real twists and turns? something the audience wouldn't expect eh? gonna take us all on a real ride huh? maybe some romance? been doing a nice love story? something nice and exotic? gonna make a really good novel hmm? with uhh some solid characters? these last two years eh?

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Originally Posted by submarine

He will not be returning anytime soon.

We have decided to keep him for the time being. Tests take a long time to run and we simply need more time. Time can only tell when he will be returned.

No more updates from your friend, he is ours now.
If you have any questions now would be the time, for our time here is limited as well. Do not expect answer to your simple childlike questions, only those that intrigue us will be answered.

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:D have you been up this entire time? ... this is one for the books lol

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Originally Posted by FlyGuyOU

must've been working on your novel, right? doing some good character development here? really getting us involved with the story? is that what you've been working on? hmmm?? got a good plot going on? real twists and turns? something the audience wouldn't expect eh? gonna take us all on a real ride huh? maybe some romance? been doing a nice love story? something nice and exotic? gonna make a really good novel hmm? with uhh some solid characters? these last two years eh?

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Get out of this thread.

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Originally Posted by submarine

He will not be returning anytime soon.

We have decided to keep him for the time being. Tests take a long time to run and we simply need more time. Time can only tell when he will be returned.

No more updates from your friend, he is ours now.
If you have any questions now would be the time, for our time here is limited as well. Do not expect answer to your simple childlike questions, only those that intrigue us will be answered.

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Alright, you multi-dimensional alien freaks! You had better hand over Submarine before I finish this joint, or you'll wish you had never been hatched! We know exactly how to find you. We have plenty of Leary Biscuits to get us there. And we have a whole army of volunteers waiting to go into your godforsaken dimension and kick your tentacly alien butts!

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Alright, you multi-dimensional alien freaks! You had better hand over Submarine before I finish this joint, or you'll wish you had never been hatched! We know exactly how to find you. We have plenty of Leary Biscuits to get us there. And we have a whole army of volunteers waiting to go into your godforsaken dimension and kick your tentacly alien butts!

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The task at hand is not reaching us.