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yea im 16 and a virgin i need some advice becasue i may be getting laid in like a couple of days and i wanted to know if any one could help me out with like setting the mood and what postions to try and shyt like that and this girl isnt like some hoe or nothen shes my girl friend so i wanna do it right and she likes it rough to like scratching and biting and shyt like that. so any advice on what i should do?
Best advice for a sex newbie ever:
Put her on top. ((that way if she doesn't have an orgasm.. it's her fault. LoL))
Eat lots of pussy so she does have an orgasm.. thereby increasing your chance to get laid again.
Don't do anything stupid like play Marvin Gaye.. that's what 'setting the mood' made me think of. Candles, dinner, smelling nice, bathing, a couple glasses of bubbly, turning off shrek2 playing in the background.. all good ideas.
Haha, yeah get her ontop after your on bottom. Shes gotta be on bottom first (well thats how I like it *shrug*, only eat her out if you know shes okay with it you dont wanna start going down on her and her being like 'WTF!!!' ya feel me?, grab her hips a lot and press her into you or you into her (I go crazy :D ), fuck like rabbits, use protection, and most of all SHOWER!!!!!
Also if you want some kick-ass tunes try some rap or snoop round her collection and see if it fits what you would think is something to bang too. :rolleyes:
lol kick ass tips lmao
later
Lick her ass hole and finger her pussy dude, chicks love that shit, trust me, But if shes not really koo about it first, dont sweat it, it'll happen in time. and make sure she washes up before you do that shit man...
Yeah. And then fist her.Quote:
Originally Posted by HughESan
dont use your brain its worthless in these types of situations
hahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Encatuse
Ya man, just dont act like a nervous virgin. Act like you know what your doing, like kiss her all over, eat her out, etc. Then when foreplay is over.....assault that pink taco. You gotta let her know, YOU'RE THE MAN. JUST DONT BE SCARED!
lol, yo I like that easton fellow, hes funny.
Just go with it, and if your not sure JUST ASK......if you don't think you guys can talk about sex or what she likes then you shouldn't be having sex.
Darkneon I like it like that too! press your hips into her make her feel like a sexy goddess
kiss her neck (I go crazy)
move your hands up and down her back, butt, thighs, and then to the money spot when you don't think she can take it anymore.
Make sure she is wet enough for you to enter her if not then don't just ram it inOUCH!
and yeah shower after sex with her is yummy!
its al about pleasure.you should enjoy eachother.play it cool, first take a shower with her.A kiss is a good meal starter,forget that you's a virgy just fall into place-Mac mode.to get some positive results start of with her neck;kiss it slow n gently.then go up her ear lobe,gently tug it with yo lips(dont bite).with the tip of yo tongue tickle her ear at intervals(chicks dig this shit)for sure she'l jerk excitedly and want to cling on you.No rush,stil smoochin;make way to her boobies dawg.caress them softly with yo palms,this wil give you a boner as well(probably by now she would have torn her/yo gear off).kiss her tits,lick her nipples("uHHh!" she goes.)go down,wiggle yo tongue on her bellybutton(sweet thing is helpless by now, yearning 4 mo).work yo way to da Pie,munch dat thang as if its your Sunday dinner.tickle her tweet,lick it,finger fuck her to get those juices flowin:Then she's ready, your first fuck. And Oh! bring a lot of rubber, you r gonna need it and dont forget some stash of dat real Hood Mary-Jane.its awesome to have pussy and a Jay after.
Throw some porn in, a lil porn never hurt anyone :cool:
lol dont fist her
Just make sure u both are clean cause if your a virgin a dirty girl could turn u off forever.I wouldnt worry too much about the mood it will just happen.It might not if shes a virgin too.I tried having sex with my first bf and we tried 5 different times before it actually went in.One night we slept together and it just happened because he turned me on and i was relaxed n horny and lubed up.Slipped in and i couldnt get enough.Youll be right
hahah jacqe, I tried having sex with my first girlfriend and we gave up because it was confusing as hell.. That's why you don't have sex at ages 12 and 13. ((I was 13, she was 12)) Every now I then I tell people I had sex with a 12 year old.. just to freak em out.. and then after the pause I'll say "... When I was 13"
Just do yo thang. Yeah, since she's a virgin, make sure that she's nice and wet. Most girls complain saying it's painful. I'm not saying I'm a Mac, I'm just a Macaroni. Watch a couple of pimp movies, like the Mac, if you're still nervous.
***THIS WILL COME IN HANDY...
before she comes over look at the most disgusting, nasty, crude, sick, unhuman thing u can find on the internet or something. then while ur takin care of business if u feel like ur about to blow ur load just imagine that nasty shit from before, i no its weird but it seriusly helps, i can last for hours like that...just as im about to blow i think of it and the hard is still one just the cum has calmed down and i can go real hard again.
Dont fuck her if you hate her. It just doesn't work.
lol 12 and 13 you bad boy.I was 17 in my last year at school.Yea was confusing as hell.He didnt even know where to start was cute when i think back we had alot of fun were together for 5 yrs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Encatuse
Listen to slow motion when ur doing it lol
Is she a virgin?
If she ent, stick her on top, let her do the work
and eat pussy, keep doing it till she has an orgasm, dont care how long it takes, u will give that girl and orgasm!!!
learn how to give her at least 1 (ideally 2+) orgams and she'll fucking love you.
well i did it with her on top and she cam 2 times i guess im good at something lol i guess the truth really is its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean lol thanks for every ones help.
w00t glad to hear it went well, dragonslayer!
...now wheres the video?
ok this is what yu want to do ..come in witha freddy kruger mask and be like LISTEN BITCH....IMMA GONNA FUCK U UP!!!! hahahahaha no just playing that would be FUCKING HALIARIOUS TO SEE THOUGH TO A GIRL THAT WASNT EXPECTING IT and your like hold on baby and walk into the bathroom and come out like that HAHAHAHA
The GutBeater Position= get on top and put her legs on your sholuders and lean forword
naaa...give her a oil rigg....k this is what u do...stand up and get into squating postion...stick her on ur dick. then go up and down as fast as u can until the man oils come up
later
alright man...next time just slap her in the face, bend her over somthing...like a t.v. or somthing with some porn blaring...then put it in! and put a few cigg butts out her her ass...I like neon's idea of fisting...lolol (if you can fist her, run bro, lol)
^ lmao
na instead of putting cig buttts out on her, shuv a hooka in her cunt and hit that shit like no tomorrow
later
such a gentlemen lol