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When stoned have you ever had a really random, crazy, or inspirational thought?
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Mine is...
I was sitting there with my eyes shut and saw red lights flashing in the distance, and they kept getting closer and closer. As they got closer i relised they were zombies with light-up nike shoes!!! how sweet is that!
"When you look at the sky, you don't always look up."
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What if when you walk, you actually are still, and the world is your treadmill. rotating as you walk....
make sense? lol
it makes perfect sense, heheheh
I often think that when I am standing still...I am actually rotating in space with everything else
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All feelings thoughts and emotions are brought on by chemicals being released in the brain and spine...
99% OF GIRLS ARE WHORES
dont take chances that arent worth the consequence, no crime is worth the time.
My school does these "enrichment day" things. Basically a school trip for the old kids.
On this particular one we went skiing.
The coach journey was gonna be about 3 hours, so I smoked a few spliffs right before with some mates.
On the way I listened to the new Kings of Leon album, 'Because of The Times". Fucking blew me away. While listening I had loads of good thoughts, but as soon as I got off the coach I ran up to my friend Eoin and said "dude...dude...i had the most AMAZING ideas on the coach, but now i can't remember any"
Turned out to be a decent day
I'm always amazed at moving my body parts. I'm like man, theres just chemical reactions and shit in my brain and its making me move my body. lol I can't actually think the same way unless I'm stoned, but you guys get the jist of it.
did u ever think that our entire universe may just be like one molecule on the fingernail of a person in a much larger, more complex universe???
i thought that all racism would end if everyone was just super racist. like if eveyone said and did racist things it would become so mainstream that it would die out because it would loose its shock value.
i thought that Craig Ferguson on the Late Late Show was funny, does that count?
I was talking to my dad about aliens after i got stoned, im not sure he had a clue i was high. He doesnt really believe in alens but he got me thinking when he said...
"What if humans are aliens to this planet. Like aliens dropped us off here thousands of years ago, that would explain how we are far more advanced than anything on this planet" ... Now thats a noggin scratcher
Craig Ferguson IS funny, well to me at least...:wtf:
hahahaha these are great!
I always thought if there was a fire throw the fire estinglisher in the fire, and explode the foam everywhere depleting all the fire! lol but after getting my scuba certification i learned that all tanks have a pressure release valve, so they dont explode. so what i was thinking is take that valve off. hang one on every wall, if the building gets caught on fire those things will be going off like forth of july!@!@#$ putting out fires left and right! this could also save time for the firefighters.
I rest my case.
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