Calling regular smokers! (who have passed)

:rastasmoke: Greetings everybody...Well, it can't be too good if I'm in this forum. I know you have heard this over and over again so I'm sorry if I repeat some question but I need some real advice from real smokers who have REALLY passed. Just to give you a short intro- I've been a daily smoker for almost 8-9 years now...some days not even a full spliff, some days a couple...more so then not. Well, I recently left my job for 4 years and I am not back on the hunt. It turns out one of my family members recommended me to this great place (where she works!:wtf:) so I have to get this right...Not only do I want the job but blah blah ..you get the idea. I've been on a diet, walking and swimming laps every day...(not related to this) but now that I've read some of the stickies it may be helping me. I don't exactly believe in any products out there that claim to magically clean you up since I have tried and FAILED royally...I also tried substition (from donor:D ) and it worked ONCE...I think by accident. The other time the temp was 101F..I tried to tell 'em I had a fever but...yea...NO GO.

So, I just found out I have the interview tommorrow and chances are they will send me for a test sometime next week. I will try my best to delay it as much as possible but it's not looking too bright. I read the dilution and that's probably my only chance. By the way- I smoked last night BEFORE I found out about the job!:mad::mad::mad: Put the stash away along with everything else and I'm not touching it:( until this is all over. I need some help though! Like I said I am slightly overweight which is why I am on the diet and that's not helping me since fat is storing all the dam trees I've been smoking.
Has anyone ever used something (product) that has acctually worked? I took someone's recommendation and it cost me 6mths of additional probation before so PLEASE only list it if you know it's worked for you. I know every's metabolism is differerent but...

HELP ME!!!

PS_ Money is really not an issue- if it works I NEED IT. I have a home test kit also but I don't know which product to really buy. I have been drinking my a** off, taking multi vit....

We need more info, more accurate smoking history( how much, how oftern, quality), height, weight, etc. Susbstitution works if you just practice. It isn't that hard to get the temp right. Your body is the human heater. It is also probably your best bet. Where in Florida do you live, you can be a little general but there is probably a head shop with Quick Fix around you or have it overnighted or get another donor.

Home kits- discount mega store, CVS, Rite-Aid.

Drinking lots of water....useless.

I wish I would have just stopped so I wouldn't have to go through this headache. Too late now...I don't know why I screwed up the last one with the temp being too high(it was years ago) since I did it once before and it worked. I am 230 female 5"5...smoking about half an ounce or so in a week..two weeks...recently I've slowed down to where it last me 2 weeks *since I don't have a J_O_B to support my habit*. Nothing highgrade- commericial regs. I'm in Sunrise Florida. I don't think the water business will do it for me since I am a pretty regular smoker. Just scared about screwing up the temp again.

Yeah, you should sub. Please check your private messages in just a few minutes. Order the Quick Fix or get a donor and spend the weekend securing a 2 oz bottle filled with water to your body and taking temp measurements every 30-45 minutes and when you get it right repeat day of the test. If you get Quick Fix, you can practice with it and the bottle it comes in, it is reheatable.

Phew....(lighting again)...Atleast this way I don't have to worry AS MUCH. I'll go get a therm. today...I am not sure that I want to get a donor..since I don't think I have a clean one that I can acctually go to with this issue. Don't mean to sound repetive- just finished reading the entire sub sticky but this Quick fix business is a sure thing? Smells, looks, act like urine? I'll be practicing. Thanks alot by the way!

No, Quick Fix sucks, that's why I recommend it all the time and half the others who sub on this board. :rolleyes: Of course it works as long as it has been properly stored and in date (usual shelf life of 18 months). Read this little thread on QF. There are a bunch of other threads where people ask about how solid is this Quick Fix so scroll away.

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...fix-4-0-a.html

Quick Fix has a temp strip on the side of its bottle so if you go with it over the donor, you won't need a thermometer. If you need one, get a kitchen thermometer.

It doesn't really smell like urine but the only smells that can fail you are smells that shouldn't be there like bleach or strong cleaner, etc.

Small edit: I would feel better using human rather then synthetic but as long as there is no way they can tell it's fake I should be ok...

(Rolling up but not lighting just yet)

I would recommend synthetic over real anytime. We've had some posters here who have tried the real urine with terrible results. There supposedly drug free friend wasn't really drug free. I've used QF a couple times along with quite a few other tokers on this site. Haven't heard a complaint yet. Just practice.

Okay so I know I'm new to the boards but I'm no stranger to being around those who NEED to pass.

My second father is a regular smoker/grower and he's had success with goldenseal, but I'd try the tied condom of fresh urine shoved down your shorts. Before I smoked I donated to a tester and it worked.

Again, in another post I mentioned vitamin B pills and laying off the smoke. Friend Josh has passed several tests through daktronics the scoreboard company that way.

And MYSELF, several years of everyday smoking, smoked 12 hours before a test and passed with "test pure magnum force" liquid formula.

So anyway, i'm young and a chick, but $21.50 and chugging capabilities saved my ass.

I guess it really depends on the person. I one have to say I would seriously doubt any quick option would work on me. I'm not a social smoker- I smoke to relax and medi. Smoke for breakfast, lunch, dinner, afterwork, beforework- sometimes it's just a pull off the spliff, sometimes it's the whole dam spliff...I have to agree that a sub sounds like the safest bet for me at this point.

I did have another quick question about temps but I'll post another thread since it's off topic a little- Thanks everyone!

BLESS:rastasmoke:

I followed one of the substitution guides here, went to LabCorp to take my test, and just had a friend ride up with me and piss right before the test. Got hired and no stress. :thumbsup:

I'm afraid here they made you wait in the room (cold room) for a long time and I don't have a reliable source that hasn't had ANY contact.

I'd go with synthetic urine. The temp is easy to get right with just a few minutes practice.